How to turn $99 into a $20 bill.... like magic

[TStoneMBD]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=40029&item=3952703 897&rd=1

[Leo99]

Yeah, but it will pay for the cast when you get your legs broken.

[TimM]

My brother used to collect $1 bills like this for liar's poker. Me I'd probably spend the thing by accident.

[youtalkfunny]

In my poolroom-degenerate-scumbag days, I knew guy who carried around a $5 bill with SEVEN of a kind. It was held together with scotch tape, because one sore loser in the past grabbed it and tore it in two. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Here's a fun one: Tell the gang at the bar that you've got a neat joke, but you need a $100-bill. When someone produces a Benji, challenge him to find:

--A famous person
--A dairy product
--A movie title.

They'll get the famous person quickly, but they'll eventually give up and ask for the answer.

"The famous person is Ben Franklin." (point to Franklin)

"The dairy product is Half 'n Half." (tear the bill in half)

"And the movie is "Gone with the Wind!" (throw the pieces in the air!)

You'll never forget the look on the face of the bill's owner when you tear it up. He'll quickly realize that scotch tape is all he needs, but for at least one second, you get "absolutely mortified".