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Slacker13
01-14-2005, 08:39 PM
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bukkrukk
01-14-2005, 08:43 PM
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smudgex68
01-14-2005, 08:47 PM
You've got a Volvo, no wonder she's cheating on you. Get an Audi quick.

BusterStacks
01-14-2005, 08:51 PM
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You've got a Volvo, no wonder she's cheating on you. Get an Audi quick.

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Silly rabbit, the audi is obviously HER car, as only metrosexuals and females drive them.

wayabvpar
01-14-2005, 08:56 PM
Hard to have sex with her pants still on (beltline clearly visible).

Another sign your girlfriend is cheating on you? She comes home late wearing this-
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smudgex68
01-14-2005, 08:56 PM
I've got an Audi and I don't know if I'm metrosexual. You feel less conspicuous driving at 180 mph on the autobahn in a German car.

In fact, the only reason for Germany to exist is they have no speed limit on the motorway.

BusterStacks
01-14-2005, 09:03 PM
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Hard to have sex with her pants still on (beltline clearly visible).

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noob.