I'm the greatest!

This forum sucks, except for me. This forum would suck even more without me. I might take away my program to prove it, but then that might make this forum better. In any case, I'm the greatest!

Here's a poem for you:

Roses are red, violets are blue
YOU ALL SUCK AT POKER

[cold_cash]

Sweet.

[bisonbison]

biting social commentary.

[A_C_Slater]

The Earth has labored for One Hundred Million years in order to give birth to bisonbison. Now at last, we have a man.

[sfer]

sup bro

[jason_t]

uhh...shouldn't you have waited until April 1?

[evain]

Bison do something useful and look over my "aggression with 66" post and make your mother proud for a change.

evain

[arkady]

somebody on here loves you very much

[River2Pair]

what are the chances that both are him?

Won't the real BisonBison please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.

[bisonbison]

Bison do something useful and look over my "aggression with 66" post and make your mother proud for a change.

My mom is proud of me.

[bisonbison]

what are the chances that both are him?

0%.

Honestly. If I want a big bisonbison thread, all I have to do is press post.

[evain]

Yes she is proud of you. Sure. But not the other guy.

evain

[ErrantNight]

zing!

[PokerBob]

Momma didn't raise no dummy.