When Phil Ivey runs out of toilet paper - does he wipe his ass with $$ [Archive]

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cwsiggy

01-13-2005, 11:22 PM

... because apparently the Matador does. Ok my last post on Tilt. If the show is going to be that bad, they could at least learn from the show Las Vegas and have more beautiful women.

River2Pair

01-14-2005, 01:00 AM

yeah, I can't imagine that comment ever coming out of a real pro gambler's mouth.

quix0tic

01-14-2005, 02:13 AM

i use money but only after eating chili... ok? chili... yeah i didnt buy that part.

Cooker

01-14-2005, 03:19 AM

Money is so scratchy, I bet Ivey grabs some cashmere. Definitely +EV.

shummie

01-14-2005, 10:33 AM

Aww, come on... The chilli joke was funny. He said something more like this: "I wipe my ass with $8000, $9000 if I've had chilli."

- Jason

jcmack13

01-14-2005, 12:46 PM

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Money is so scratchy, I bet Ivey grabs some cashmere. Definitely +EV.

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HA! Best. Post. Ever. I'm going to my live game and contriving scenarios where I can use this line and take credit for it.