I am new to the forums

[Lemmiwinks]

Hello ladies and gentlemen. I just wanted to introduce myself to you all. I am new to these forums and am currently a junior in college and I just started playing poker back in July.

I hope to use these forums to improve my game and become a winning player instead of continuing to lose money.

And now, for your enjoyment, here is a cute picture of two guinea pigs:

http://www.hsus.org/web-files/Hamsters_and_Guinea_pigs/281x144_Guinea_pigs.jpg

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

Im praying this guy is for real.

[Zoltri]

FEMALE IS MY GUESS.

[Broken Glass Can]

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Im praying this guy is for real.

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Does it matter?

We get our share of trolls and legitimate poker newbies all the time. In due course, he will show us which he is.

Lemmi, Welcome to the Forum.

[Lemmiwinks]

I am male, and yes, I am a legitimate poker newbie, having only 6 months experience. I hope this was the correct place to post an introduction.

[jakethebake]

http://www.nzavs.org.nz/graphics/44p4.jpg

[Zoltri]

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I am male, and yes, I am a legitimate poker newbie, having only 6 months experience. I hope this was the correct place to post an introduction.

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Two guinea pigs wont get you far with these sharps but welcome nontheless. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Lemmiwinks]

Thank you for the welcome.

[bosoxfan]

While I think the picture is a good effort. Here is a thread with more appropriate pictures for this forum. thongs (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1528950&page=0&view=colla psed&sb=5&o=14&fpart=1)

[jakethebake]

At least make them naked guinea pigs.

http://www.letus.org/bmatters/images/molerat.jpg

[Lemmiwinks]

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While I think the picture is a good effort. Here is a thread with more appropriate pictures for this forum. thongs (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1528950&page=0&view=colla psed&sb=5&o=14&fpart=1)

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I like

[Lemmiwinks]

The guinea pigs are definitely cuter.

[Lazymeatball]

Those are mole rats

This is a hairless guinea pig
http://209.17.131.1/contest/images/560b.jpg

[Lemmiwinks]

guinea pig & dog (http://www.bullovers.com/02_images/gallery1/zeke_and_spike.jpeg)

[jakethebake]

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Those are mole rats

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Can't fool you... /images/graemlins/mad.gif

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This is a hairless guinea pig

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It's scary that you knew where to find actual guinea pig porn. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Lemmiwinks]

Hairless guinea pigs are gross imo.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

They look like something that's ready to throw into a frying pan.

[Lemmiwinks]

Yeah. The guinea pigs in my original post are much cuter.

[LALDAAS]

you own guinea pigs, who does that.

[Lazymeatball]

I typed "hairless guinea pig" into google. Badda-Bing.
We had a couple fo them vermin at work last week, I thought they were pretty cool. They reminded me of capybaras, the 100 lbs rodents of the Amazon.

[Lemmiwinks]

huh?

[jakethebake]

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you own guinea pigs, who does that.

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8 year-old girls or mad scientists.

[Lemmiwinks]

I own a guinea pig. And I am neither of those.

[Shajen]

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I typed "hairless guinea pig" into google. Badda-Bing.
We had a couple fo them vermin at work last week, I thought they were pretty cool. They reminded me of capybaras, the 100 lbs rodents of the Amazon.

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Hey pal, I didn't come here to learn. I came here to be entertained.

/images/graemlins/grin.gif It's always cool to watch animal planet. Everytime they show the capybaras, it's because the big rat is about to get eaten by a 20' anaconda.

Yum.

[TimM]

http://www.acidlyrics.com/lyrics/219776

[Zoltri]

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you own guinea pigs, who does that.

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8 year-old girls or mad scientists.

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[Lemmiwinks]

My biography is copyrighted you know.

A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry on Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead. A Journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the gay man's ass, or your tale can't be told.

[jakethebake]

Nutrias are cool too. But they're only like 15 lbs.

[Lazymeatball]

I think I saw an episode of Dave Attel's "Insomniac" wear he was in some southern city shooting nutrias in the middle of the night next to some river. huge [censored] rats, pretty cool.