frank_iii
01-11-2005, 06:31 PM
If I Were a Pooh-Bah
(sung to the tune of "If I Were a Rich Man" from Fiddler on the Roof)
Two Plus Two, you have many, many new members.
I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be new.
But it's no great honor either!
So, what would have been so terrible if I had a thousand posts?
If I were a Pooh-Bah,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a big Pooh-Bah.
I wouldn't have to lurk around.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy Pooh,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle Bah.
I'd start a win rate post with threads by the dozen,
Right in the middle of Small Stakes.
A fine screenshot with real PT stats inside.
There would be one long thread explaining why they're worthless,
And another even longer saying great,
And one from sample size man, just for show.
If I were a Pooh-Bah,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a big Pooh-Bah.
I wouldn't have to post hands.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy Pooh,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle Bah.
The most important men online would come to fawn on me!
They would ask me to advise them,
Like a Chris Daddy Cool.
"If you please, frank underscore three..."
"Pardon me, frank underscore three..."
Posing problems that would cross clarkmeister's eyes!
(with passion) Ya ha dee da da, ya de da da da.
And it won't make one bit of difference if I answer fold or raise.
When you're a Pooh-Bah they think you really know!
If I were a Pooh-Bah,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a big Pooh-Bah.
I wouldn't have to write this.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy Pooh,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle Bah.
(sung to the tune of "If I Were a Rich Man" from Fiddler on the Roof)
Two Plus Two, you have many, many new members.
I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be new.
But it's no great honor either!
So, what would have been so terrible if I had a thousand posts?
If I were a Pooh-Bah,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a big Pooh-Bah.
I wouldn't have to lurk around.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy Pooh,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle Bah.
I'd start a win rate post with threads by the dozen,
Right in the middle of Small Stakes.
A fine screenshot with real PT stats inside.
There would be one long thread explaining why they're worthless,
And another even longer saying great,
And one from sample size man, just for show.
If I were a Pooh-Bah,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a big Pooh-Bah.
I wouldn't have to post hands.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy Pooh,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle Bah.
The most important men online would come to fawn on me!
They would ask me to advise them,
Like a Chris Daddy Cool.
"If you please, frank underscore three..."
"Pardon me, frank underscore three..."
Posing problems that would cross clarkmeister's eyes!
(with passion) Ya ha dee da da, ya de da da da.
And it won't make one bit of difference if I answer fold or raise.
When you're a Pooh-Bah they think you really know!
If I were a Pooh-Bah,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a big Pooh-Bah.
I wouldn't have to write this.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy Pooh,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle Bah.