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Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!
01-10-2005, 06:55 AM
What is the funniest thing ever?

Out of all movies, shows, songs, real life events, pictures, jokes, whatever. Out of everything that has ever made you laugh, what was the funiest?

Duke
01-10-2005, 07:04 AM
The best humor is always clever situational stuff, based not only on the current predicament, but also on shared memories with the people involved in the joke being created.

~D

Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!
01-10-2005, 07:07 AM
this is an insanely hard question. so far all i can come up with is the "children!!!1" part of teen girl squad #2. (http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs2.html)

thatpfunk
01-10-2005, 07:53 AM
Thats your funniest thing ever? I didn't even snicker.

Michael Davis
01-10-2005, 07:55 AM
One time I was using a urinal and I didn't realize there was another guy already using it and I accidentally stuck my tip in him.

-Michael

Jake (The Snake)
01-10-2005, 07:57 AM
sup bro's gym trip report (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=137433 0&Forum=,All_Forums,&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25& Main=1374330&Search=true&where=&Name=22855&dateran ge=&newerval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=&body prev=#Post1374330)

dr. klopek
01-10-2005, 08:26 AM
this (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/swk.php)

Hack
01-10-2005, 11:48 AM
That kid is pleasantly plump.

ilya
01-10-2005, 02:46 PM
you must have been really sleep-deprived or something when you saw that

AngryCola
01-10-2005, 02:50 PM
Me?

(I hope nobody else has gone this route yet) /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

nolanfan34
01-10-2005, 02:55 PM
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The best humor is always clever situational stuff, based not only on the current predicament, but also on shared memories with the people involved in the joke being created.

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As an aside, this is dead on, and exactly why Saturday Night Live isn't funny right now. They consistantly have sketches that bomb, because it's about subject matter that no one is familiar with. Weekend Update making a joke about Maureen Dowd isn't funny, because most people have no clue who she is, let alone if an impression of her is funny.

Eh, off topic rant. Good point by Duke though.

gcoutu
01-10-2005, 02:58 PM
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this (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/swk.php)

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extremely funny. way better than the kids thing, but i think we can do better.

namknils
01-10-2005, 03:05 PM
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this is an insanely hard question. so far all i can come up with is the "children!!!1" part of teen girl squad #2. (http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs2.html)

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This thing was absolutely retarded, and was not even close to funny, let alone the funniest thing ever.

beerbandit
01-10-2005, 03:06 PM
http://www.partybags4kids.co.uk/party_favors/woopie_cushion.JPG

cheers

jakethebake
01-10-2005, 03:07 PM
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http://www.partybags4kids.co.uk/party_favors/woopie_cushion.JPG

cheers

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Oh, c'mon. Plastic poo is way funnier.

PhatTBoll
01-10-2005, 03:10 PM
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One time I was using a urinal and I didn't realize there was another guy already using it and I accidentally stuck my tip in him.

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That was you?

bugstud
01-10-2005, 03:13 PM
family guy, welfare episode, courtroom

Inthacup
01-10-2005, 03:16 PM
Have you ever seen any of the other HSR stuff? Taken in context, I think it's hilarious. Definitely not funniest thing ever though.

WEASEL45
01-10-2005, 03:20 PM
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this is an insanely hard question. so far all i can come up with is the "children!!!1" part of teen girl squad #2.

[/ QUOTE ] Dummest thing i have seen in a while

BusterStacks
01-10-2005, 04:04 PM
Strong bad is so stupid, it blows my mind. On that note, here is the funniest thing EVAR!!!1

banana phone (http://www.filmbuffs.net/bananana/)

jakethebake
01-10-2005, 04:13 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Strong bad is so stupid, it blows my mind. On that note, here is the funniest thing EVAR!!!1

banana phone (http://www.filmbuffs.net/bananana/)

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Quite possibly.

ddollevoet
01-10-2005, 04:15 PM
http://www.umamitsunami.com/archives/_imgs/prettypony.gif

Location: Having my first period...

kyro
01-10-2005, 04:17 PM
[ QUOTE ]
The best humor is always clever situational stuff, based not only on the current predicament, but also on shared memories with the people involved in the joke being created.

~D

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ding ding ding

a friend of mine at school has put me into tears with some of the stuff he has said. but if i even repeated it on these boards, i highly doubt anyone would find it remotely amusing.

Shilly
01-10-2005, 04:42 PM
The classics on www.tuckermax.com (http://www.tuckermax.com) -- I've never laughed so hard in my life.

dr. klopek
01-10-2005, 04:45 PM
The other day a 23-year-old friend of mine seriously asked if Islands float.

Shajen
01-10-2005, 04:49 PM
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The other day a 23-year-old friend of mine seriously asked if Islands float.

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Did you tell them they used to, but due to global warming they had to be tethered in place?

Zoelef
01-10-2005, 05:04 PM
Dad's Home (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/195918) - URL might be NSFW; can't confirm offhand...

snowbank
01-10-2005, 05:41 PM
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=plnlpoker&Number=15118 91&page=0&view=expanded&sb=5&o=14&vc=1&fpart=

ThaSaltCracka
01-10-2005, 05:44 PM
use the freakin url code, damn!

jakethebake
01-10-2005, 05:48 PM
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use the freakin url code, damn!

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Another thread ruined.

Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!
01-10-2005, 06:39 PM
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banana phone (http://www.filmbuffs.net/bananana/)

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yeah, thats pretty [censored] funny.

what happend to the one w/ the ascii picture that just flashed? that was a tad funnier.

degenerategambler
01-10-2005, 06:58 PM
maybe this?
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=irule

deacsoft
01-11-2005, 05:03 AM
[ QUOTE ]
Strong bad is so stupid, it blows my mind. On that note, here is the funniest thing EVAR!!!1

banana phone (http://www.filmbuffs.net/bananana/)

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banana phone is the nuts

i love it

you're my new favorite poster

gaming_mouse
01-11-2005, 06:09 AM
[ QUOTE ]
Strong bad is so stupid, it blows my mind. On that note, here is the funniest thing EVAR!!!1

banana phone (http://www.filmbuffs.net/bananana/)

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Does anyone know the name of the original twenties song that this is based on?

Vern
01-11-2005, 06:57 AM
I cannot decide between:

"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition....."

or

"Hi, anybody home? Yeah, it's me, Mr. Squirrel, not a plastic explosive or anything. Nothing to be worried about. I'm just here to make your last hours on Earth as peaceful as possible. Well in the words of Jean Paul Sarte, 'au revoir gopher'. This is gonna be sweet."

I think it had to do with my age and intoxication level when I first experienced both MP and the first SNL crew.

Vern

plaster8
01-11-2005, 07:40 AM
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Weekend Update making a joke about Maureen Dowd isn't funny

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I laughed at that one. But then again, I'm a member of the media elite ...

Poker Guppy
01-11-2005, 01:58 PM
Vehn's rant (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=937659&page=&view=&sb =5&o=&vc=1) at Annie Duke was pretty funny.

theghost
01-11-2005, 04:00 PM
this (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/nutrigrainad.html) or this (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mototraining.html)

deacsoft
01-13-2005, 12:43 AM
For those of you who liked banana phone...

mushroom mushroom (http://www.holylemon.com/funny-animations/badgerbadgerbadger.html)

CrazyEyez
01-13-2005, 12:54 AM
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this (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/swk.php)

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Dude what does he have there, a golf ball retriever? Sweet.

GuyOnTilt
01-13-2005, 12:57 AM
Location: Having my first period...

Def. not funny.

GoT

CrazyEyez
01-13-2005, 01:09 AM
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Vehn's rant (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=937659&page=&view=&sb =5&o=&vc=1) at Annie Duke was pretty funny.

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I thought that was directed at Beanie. Am I wrong?

CrazyEyez
01-13-2005, 01:15 AM
[ QUOTE ]
The best humor is always clever situational stuff, based not only on the current predicament, but also on shared memories with the people involved in the joke being created.

~D

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Right on. Last Sat. afterbar we are playing poker. This one dude turns on the horse racing channel 'cause he is hella into the ponies. There are these dudes recapping the races. One other guy says, "Is that Bill Maas?" Horse guy doesn't miss a beat - "Ha! You wish."

We laughed for 5 minutes straight.
It's funny 'cause like, why would anyone wish for it to be Bill Maas?
Yeah. Anyway....I think Duke's point is proven.

So it's either the Bill Maas thing, or something by Maddox or Bill Simmons.

ILL34GL3
01-13-2005, 01:57 AM
Here are some funny GI Joe lessons.
http://funny.entensity.net/gijoe/gijoe.php?media=2.wmv
http://funny.entensity.net/gijoe/gijoe.php?media=19.wmv
Here's a funny kitty cat. He's a very loving cat.
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=pinky.wmv

Ogre
01-13-2005, 03:04 AM
Homestarrunner and "childrens crapy artwork" are great nonmiations

but this skit I saw on Connan was easily the funniest thing I've ever seen. It was a slide show about his oscar party. very funny /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!
01-13-2005, 03:25 AM
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but this skit I saw on Connan was easily the funniest thing I've ever seen. It was a slide show about his oscar party. very funny /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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I remember that one. That was extremely funny.

Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!
01-13-2005, 03:49 AM
Ok. This is it. This has made me laugh more and harder than anything i can remember: www.engrish.com (http://www.engrish.com)

Skip Brutale
01-13-2005, 04:19 AM
[ QUOTE ]
What is the funniest thing ever?

Out of all movies, shows, songs, real life events, pictures, jokes, whatever. Out of everything that has ever made you laugh, what was the funiest?

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It's pretty sad but when I was like 13 I saw Dumb and Dumber at the theatre. Durring the part when Lloyd is crapping the hell out of the toilet that is out of order the whole room was laughing hysterically. I think being surrounded by so many other people laughing really hard had a cumulitive laugh effect on everyone. I don't think I've ever laughed harder than at that time.

pindawg
01-13-2005, 04:24 AM
Conan: 1864 Baseball (http://www.floppytaco.com/video_clips/conan_obrien_1864_baseball.php)

pindawg
01-13-2005, 04:29 AM
Tyrones Fear Factor (http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/videoswitcher.jhtml?show=chappellesshow&reposid=/multimedia/chappelle/showclips_s2/212_tyrone.html&clip=chappelle/212_tyrone.wmv&mswmext=.asx)

pindawg
01-13-2005, 05:04 AM
Internet vs. Real Life (http://avabo.port.ro/fun/movies/rlvi.wmv)

Mano
01-13-2005, 05:39 AM
Triumph the dog making fun of Star Wars Nerds. (http://home.comcast.net/~GMMano/ROFL.STARWARS.NERDS.wmv)

Enjoy.

GuyOnTilt
01-13-2005, 08:02 AM
Conan: 1864 Baseball

I remember laughing my ass off at this one.

GoT

Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!
01-13-2005, 08:05 AM
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Triumph the dog making fun of Star Wars Nerds. (http://home.comcast.net/~GMMano/ROFL.STARWARS.NERDS.wmv)

Enjoy.

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yeah that one is pretty damn funny.