Jennifer Aniston is officially back on the market

[Peca277]

Aniston, Pitt separating after 4 years of marriage (http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/01/07/aniston.pitt/index.html) Poor bastard found out about Jen and I... guess he felt like less of a man. Any way [censored] can bring her into the Ms. OOT contest in honor of this blessed day? /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Figure somebody would yell at me for not posting any pics... so here you go! (http://www.allstarz.org/aniston/pictures1.htm)

[Tim&Joe]

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[Tron]

Damn, why isn't she in the Ms. OOT contest in the first place? Wow, she is hot... WOW! I think I'm probably a little young for her, though. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[TimM]

Now if only someone could get Brad Pitt to switch teams they could probably get every straight guy in the country to send them a dollar.

[MelchyBeau]

every gay guy as well.

Melch

[Ulysses]

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Huh?

[Peca277]

I think he was implying that all the girls will be going for Brad Pitt now so he wants Brad to be gay. Either that or he's longing for a gay encounter with Brad himself?!? /images/graemlins/ooo.gif

[TimM]

You don't watch Seinfeld?

[mike l.]

am i the only one who doesnt find her particularly attractive?

[TSC_Pwns]

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am i the only one who doesnt find her particularly attractive?

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Shes hot but not uber hot.

[Peca277]

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am i the only one who doesnt find her particularly attractive?

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Yes, you are in fact gay.

[TimM]

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I think he was implying that all the girls will be going for Brad Pitt now so he wants Brad to be gay. Either that or he's longing for a gay encounter with Brad himself?!? /images/graemlins/ooo.gif

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Nothing so direct. It would just be fun to see the reaction from every woman who ever fantasized about him.

[sfer]

My life is totally different now.

[lapoker17]

No, you're not. I concur.

[PokerGoblin]

Jesus Christ any time an attractive celebrity becomes available all the primates go [censored] hog wild over this completely useless piece of information. Can't you retards find anything more inspiring to focus your attention on and NOT make yourselves look like complete neanderthals.

Get a life

PG

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Jesus Christ any time an attractive celebrity becomes available all the primates go [censored] hog wild over this completely useless piece of information. Can't you retards find anything more inspiring to focus your attention on and NOT make yourselves look like complete neanderthals.

Get a life

PG

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If you get this riled up over this thread I don't think you will find Ootia to your liking.

[ThaSaltCracka]

Brad Pitt is a [censored]

[PokerGoblin]

Actually I do find this forum quite amusing, however I rarely am inclined to post here.

I just find it pathetic that a bunch of retards with nothing better to do can ogle the fact that Jennifer Aniston's marriage is potentially ending. Why is this a good thing? Because she is hot? Yea I'd [censored] her [censored] brains out given the chance but that is about as likely as me hitting the bad beat jackpot on party poker multitabling on 4 tables playing every [censored] hand I am dealt.

Find something more realistic to get a hard-on over, not the break-up of someone's marriage... someone you will never, ever, ever, ever, get a chance to [censored] (and I mean either of them).

PG

[MarkL444]

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Brad Pitt is a [censored]

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brad pitt is da bomb

[ThaSaltCracka]

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Brad Pitt is a [censored]

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brad pitt is da bomb

[/ QUOTE ]I like him as an actor.

[MarkL444]

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Brad Pitt is a [censored]

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brad pitt is da bomb

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you know him any other way?

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Actually I do find this forum quite amusing, however I rarely am inclined to post here.

I just find it pathetic that a bunch of retards with nothing better to do can ogle the fact that Jennifer Aniston's marriage is potentially ending. Why is this a good thing? Because she is hot? Yea I'd [censored] her [censored] brains out given the chance but that is about as likely as me hitting the bad beat jackpot on party poker multitabling on 4 tables playing every [censored] hand I am dealt.

Find something more realistic to get a hard-on over, not the break-up of someone's marriage... someone you will never, ever, ever, ever, get a chance to [censored] (and I mean either of them).

PG

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Right because we all really thought we had a chance thanks for clearing that up Spengali.

What's more pathetic than "this bunch of retards" (we prefer Ootards if you must) is you complaining about a post with an title that makes clear its subject matter, reading through the replies and then posting your "find something better to do" rant.

I guess what I am trying to say is [censored] off.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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Brad Pitt is a [censored]

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brad pitt is da bomb

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you know him any other way?

[/ QUOTE ]it will be revealed soon.

[fnord_too]

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Brad Pitt is a [censored]

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brad pitt is da bomb

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you know him any other way?

[/ QUOTE ]it will be revealed soon.

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Post faster, I want to go to bed!

[ThaSaltCracka]

haha dude I am tryung

[PokerGoblin]

Spengali? You'll need to explain that one sorry.

As far as the other [censored] goes you're right. It's not my place to berate what people post in this, the place for people to post whatever the [censored] they want.

Have fun Ootards.

PG

[ThaSaltCracka]

don't ever berate my people!

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Spengali? You'll need to explain that one sorry.

Have fun Ootards.

PG

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As in the fortune teller, in reference to your revelation that we will not be hooking with Jennifer Aniston.