Unofficial Official TSC's 10,000th Post Thread

[SomethingClever]

Will it be in this thread? Will it happen today? Tomorrow? Will 2+2's servers asplode? The answers to these questions, and more, coming soon.

[SomethingClever]

Do it tonight, man! You got nothing going on! You said it yourself... you're just gonna sit around masturbating and playing Halo... GO FOR THE GOLD!

[Asnbabe]

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Do it tonight, man! You got nothing going on! You said it yourself... you're just gonna sit around masturbating and playing Halo... GO FOR THE GOLD!

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how is he going to make 160 posts tonight?

[Demana]

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Will it be in this thread? Will it happen today? Tomorrow? Will 2+2's servers asplode?

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See my earlier post for an example...

[jakethebake]

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how is he going to make 160 posts tonight?

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not that hard.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

this is also the official my 1001 posts thread.

w00t, i guess.....

[MEbenhoe]

I think the ultimate would be if TSC's 10,000th post was a strategy post in Small Stakes or Poker Theory or whatever?

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

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I think the ultimate would be if TSC's 10,000th post was a strategy post in Small Stakes or Poker Theory or whatever?

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it would really be funny if post #9,999 got him banned.

[SomethingClever]

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how is he going to make 160 posts tonight?

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not that hard.

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Agreed. Aznbabe just hasn't known TSC long enough.

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!

[jakethebake]

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I think the ultimate would be if TSC's 10,000th post was a strategy post in Small Stakes or Poker Theory or whatever?

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Awesome post!

[MEbenhoe]

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I think the ultimate would be if TSC's 10,000th post was a strategy post in Small Stakes or Poker Theory or whatever?

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it would really be funny if post #9,999 got him banned.

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Only problem with that idea is that theres no way he could possibly get banned within the 1 sec it would take him to make his 10,000th post

[stabn]

You obviously don't know TSC very well. 160 posts is like 15 minutes for him.

[MEbenhoe]

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I think the ultimate would be if TSC's 10,000th post was a strategy post in Small Stakes or Poker Theory or whatever?

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Awesome post!

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I'm guessing you just needed another reason to try to show off that girl's rack.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

hell prolly put SOME thought into his 10kth post.

[SomethingClever]

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Only problem with that idea is that theres no way he could possibly get banned within the 1 sec it would take him to make his 10,000th post

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Unless Mason gets wind of this and sits with his finger hovering over the big red ban button for the next few hours.....

[Ulysses]

Perv.

[nolanfan34]

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I think the ultimate would be if TSC's 10,000th post was a strategy post in Small Stakes or Poker Theory or whatever?

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I vote for Stock Market. Or Probability.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

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Perv.

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Thank god SOMEONE finally got it. Does nothing slip past you?

[ThaSaltCracka]

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I think the ultimate would be if TSC's 10,000th post was a strategy post in Small Stakes or Poker Theory or whatever?

[/ QUOTE ]Its a surprise, I have something fun in mind.

[MelchyBeau]

I think the 10,000th post should be made in the Beginners forum

Melch

[MEbenhoe]

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I think the ultimate would be if TSC's 10,000th post was a strategy post in Small Stakes or Poker Theory or whatever?

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What if you somehow accidentally make your 10,000th post without realizing it? Such as you get in a big flame war when you're near 10k and lose track of your post count, suddenly you look and you're at 10,001? Hope that gives you nightmares. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[ThaSaltCracka]

stop it!!!!

Don't make me nervous. A flame war could come from no where. I have lots of enemies, sons of bitches.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

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stop it!!!!

Don't make me nervous. A flame war could come from no where. I have lots of enemies, sons of bitches.

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OMG you are SUCH A NOOB I HATE YOU.

and youre gay....

[ThaSaltCracka]

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stop it!!!!

Don't make me nervous. A flame war could come from no where. I have lots of enemies, sons of bitches.

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OMG you are SUCH A NOOB I HATE YOU.

and youre gay....

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Hey YOU WANNA GO!!!!!!!!! HUH!!!!!

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

Your mom is so fat, her fat:musscle ratio can only be described in complex imaginarry numbers!!!

[stabn]

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Hey YOU WANNA GO!!!!!!!!! HUH!!!!!


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Please don't make me tell you two to "kiss and make up".

[ThaSaltCracka]

<sigh> try again you nerd.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

we like it rough....

[jakethebake]

i think i might cry.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

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<sigh> try again you nerd.

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ok... umm.......


YOU HAVE A SMELLY VAGINA FACE!!!!!

[ThaSaltCracka]

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<sigh> try again you nerd.

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ok... umm.......


YOU HAVE A SMELLY VAGINA FACE!!!!!

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yeah your moms cooch stinks.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

thats gross.

[Sponger15SB]

Can anyone dig up TSC's 1st post ever?

Or like first few, I'm having trouble getting to it.

I want to see what it is.

[stabn]

20 bucks says it's a hand history.

[ThaSaltCracka]

I'll find it.

[jakethebake]

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20 bucks says it's a hand history.

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Beautiful.

[ThaSaltCracka]

I am almost positive this is it (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=holdem&Number=344646&Forum =All_Forums&Words=Doyle%20Bronson&Searchpage=0&Lim it=25&Main=344646&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=4 715&daterange=1&newerval=&newertype=w&olderval=1&o ldertype=w&bodyprev=#Post344646)

[jakethebake]

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I am almost positive this is it (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=holdem&Number=344646&Forum =All_Forums&Words=Doyle%20Bronson&Searchpage=0&Lim it=25&Main=344646&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=4 715&daterange=1&newerval=&newertype=w&olderval=1&o ldertype=w&bodyprev=#Post344646)

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Bwahahahaha!

[ThaSaltCracka]

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I am almost positive this is it (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=holdem&Number=344646&Forum =All_Forums&Words=Doyle%20Bronson&Searchpage=0&Lim it=25&Main=344646&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=4 715&daterange=1&newerval=&newertype=w&olderval=1&o ldertype=w&bodyprev=#Post344646)

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Bwahahahaha!

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that was so long ago too, haha.

[Demana]

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I am almost positive this is it (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=holdem&Number=344646&Forum =All_Forums&Words=Doyle%20Bronson&Searchpage=0&Lim it=25&Main=344646&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=4 715&daterange=1&newerval=&newertype=w&olderval=1&o ldertype=w&bodyprev=#Post344646)

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That explains why you started posting in the OOT forum.

[razor]

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Thank god SOMEONE finally got it. Does nothing slip past you?

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Surely you don't believe the first person to post about it was the first person to get it...

[ThaSaltCracka]

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I am almost positive this is it (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=holdem&Number=344646&Forum =All_Forums&Words=Doyle%20Bronson&Searchpage=0&Lim it=25&Main=344646&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=4 715&daterange=1&newerval=&newertype=w&olderval=1&o ldertype=w&bodyprev=#Post344646)

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That explains why you started posting in the OOT forum.

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some more highlights (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=singletable&Number=673061& Forum=c5&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main=672229& Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=4715&daterange=1&ne werval=&newertype=w&olderval=5&oldertype=m&bodypre v=#Post673061) I know more about poker than half you clowns give me credit for.

[stabn]

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some more highlights I know more about poker than half you clowns give me credit for.


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It's obvious from your first post that you should be a regular WPT forum poster.

[Sponger15SB]

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stop it!!!!

Don't make me nervous. A flame war could come from no where. I have lots of enemies, sons of bitches.

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uh oh!

The moderator has already been notified about this post.

Please use your back button to return to the previous page.

you better hurry TSC!

[Zoltri]

http://www.madjacksports.com/forum/images/smilies/teknology.gif

[ThaSaltCracka]

OTT forum misses me (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=632404&page=&view=&sb=5&o =&fpart=1&vc=1) /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[MelchyBeau]

I found TSC original post.

this (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=plnlpoker&Number=338480&Fo rum=,,,,,All_Forums,,,,,&Words=&Searchpage=2&Limit =1000&Main=338480&Search=true&where=&Name=4715&dat erange=&newerval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=& bodyprev=#Post338480)


Melch

[Demana]

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I am almost positive this is it (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=holdem&Number=344646&Forum =All_Forums&Words=Doyle%20Bronson&Searchpage=0&Lim it=25&Main=344646&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=4 715&daterange=1&newerval=&newertype=w&olderval=1&o ldertype=w&bodyprev=#Post344646)

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That explains why you started posting in the OOT forum.

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some more highlights (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=singletable&Number=673061& Forum=c5&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main=672229& Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=4715&daterange=1&ne werval=&newertype=w&olderval=5&oldertype=m&bodypre v=#Post673061) I know more about poker than half you clowns give me credit for.

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Lets say one of those guys pushed in front of you (Say he was UTG), would you still push with it, or get outta the way?


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I would still push, you are probably a slight favorite here most of the time. Many times when you get down to 4-5 players, people will push frequently with Axs, Kxs, AQ, AJ, KQ and any pocket pair, especially UTG. I respect the UTG bet much much more early on in a tournament, then I do later on.

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Not trying to hijack, I just know I struggle the most with 99 1010 JJ at this point in the game, whether I'm the first to push or not.


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99, TT, JJ improve when you have less players. Theyare tough hands early on, and should be played accordngly, but later on you can be a little looser with these hands.


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Like I said earlier, with his short stack this is an auto push, even if someone pushes in front of you. I would only not call if two people were all-in in front of you.


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Dude, you took that straight from a book. It is time to admit to everyone that you have Phil Helmuth's book tattooed on your body and your best pick up line is "If it wasn't for luck, I'd be in your panties tonight."

[Demana]

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... your best pick up line is "If it wasn't for luck, I'd be in your panties tonight."

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This assumes you ever grow a pair and talk to the cute chick with glasses at the library.
Saying this line to a family member, especially the dog, does not count.

[ThaSaltCracka]

that advice is sound my brotha.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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I found TSC original post.

this (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=plnlpoker&Number=338480&Fo rum=,,,,,All_Forums,,,,,&Words=&Searchpage=2&Limit =1000&Main=338480&Search=true&where=&Name=4715&dat erange=&newerval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=& bodyprev=#Post338480)


Melch

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yup my bad, this was it.

[jakethebake]

You dont have time for screwing around with avatars. get posting, tsc!

[ThaSaltCracka]

I am a man of my word. New avatar by request from Toro.

[CrazyEyez]

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I think the ultimate would be if TSC's 10,000th post was a strategy post in Small Stakes or Poker Theory or whatever?

[/ QUOTE ]Its a surprise, I have something fun in mind.

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Go completely the other way - 10k should be:

"Call, and it's not close."

[ThaSaltCracka]

haha, good idea, maybe that will be 9999.

[jakethebake]

I think he's gonna tell us which of the gimmick accounts is him. sup bro? too sexxy? those two fruits?

[Gamblor]

I bet you he's got it written already. It's probably some 10 pg diatribe on boobs, avatars, his favourite breakfast cereal, all so he'll never have to post again.

TSC, spoilers?

[ThaSaltCracka]

its not any of that, I don't want to hype it up, because it may disapoint. Sfer gave me the idea for it a while ago.

[jakethebake]

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I bet you he's got it written already. It's probably some 10 pg diatribe on boobs, avatars, his favourite breakfast cereal, all so he'll never have to post again.

TSC, spoilers?

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Yea. You jjust know he's got in in word ready to cut and paste.

[fnord_too]

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I found TSC original post.

this (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=plnlpoker&Number=338480&Fo rum=,,,,,All_Forums,,,,,&Words=&Searchpage=2&Limit =1000&Main=338480&Search=true&where=&Name=4715&dat erange=&newerval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=& bodyprev=#Post338480)


Melch

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Wow, his first post was on my birthday.

[jakethebake]

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its not any of that, I don't want to hype it up, because it may disapoint. Sfer gave me the idea for it a while ago.

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lol...now everyone is searching sfer's posts.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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I bet you he's got it written already. It's probably some 10 pg diatribe on boobs, avatars, his favourite breakfast cereal, all so he'll never have to post again.

TSC, spoilers?

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Yea. You jjust know he's got in in word ready to cut and paste.

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notepad.

[Justin A]

It should just be a non post. A simple title of "10,000" and then no text.

Justin A

[CrazyEyez]

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its not any of that, I don't want to hype it up, because it may disapoint.

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Uh oh, this is shaping up to be Seinfeld-final-episode-esque.

[jakethebake]

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Uh oh, this is shaping up to be Seinfeld-final-episode-esque.

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Now see THAT's what he should do! Like the final Seinfeld. A montage of his greatest posts.

[_2000Flushes]

Whatever it is, I hope he waits a good while before posting 10,001. That way we can stare at it in wonder. And also make fun of him while he can't defend himself.

-2kF

[ThaSaltCracka]

I have some tricks in my bag.

[Toro]

Does TSC have the most posts of all 2+2ers?

[ThaSaltCracka]

yes, and its not even close

[jakethebake]

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yes, and its not even close

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lol...potd

[Toro]

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yes, and its not even close

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So is the site going to give you anything when you become the first 10K poster or are they a bunch cheap bastits? /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[ThaSaltCracka]

dude, I would love a shirt or a hat with a brown trout on it.

[MEbenhoe]

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dude, I would love a shirt or a hat with a brown trout on it.

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You should be awarded with the Mason Malmuth hat.

[MelchyBeau]

you know you average about 20 posts a day. You must have not posted much in the beginning.

Melch

[ThaSaltCracka]

I didn't post much my first month, then an average amount for 3-4 months, then I stopped playing poker and just posted started posting in OOT. The rest is historty. I use to be one of the regulars in OTT for several months because all I played were SnGs.

The ALCS probably produced 1500 post for me, sad really. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[kyro]

well everyone knows TSC will break 10000 posts in the next couple of hours. what i think everyone wants to know is, who will be the first person to REPLY to him.

it ain't going to be me. i'm going to bed now. congratulations tsc. your family would be proud

[ThaSaltCracka]

I won't break it tonight(I think atleast).

[IndieMatty]

wuss

[ThaSaltCracka]

bout to play some Halo 2.

[jakethebake]

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I won't break it tonight(I think atleast).

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Whaaaaaat? Thats the only reason i was hanging around. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[CCx]

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bout to play some Halo 2.

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i'm on, holla!

[ThaSaltCracka]

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bout to play some Halo 2.

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i'm on, holla!

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[IndieMatty]

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yes!

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[ThaSaltCracka]

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yes!

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[CCx]

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bout to play some Halo 2.

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i'm on, holla!

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halo is being gay right now, it wont let me into your party, says they're having network problems

[ThaSaltCracka]

yeah you are having some connection problems I think

[CCx]

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yeah you are having some connection problems I think

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i dunno, i am logged into live and can join and play in another game, i just think halo is gay right now

[CCx]

throw me another invite when you can

[ThaSaltCracka]

go join a game

[CCx]

ok joining a game doing quickmatch now

[CCx]

'you are unable to join this party because we're having network problems. sorry about that.'

gay!

[CCx]

well that was fun, getting my ass kicked by a bunch of 12 year olds while i called them all f.ags - lets do it again sometime soon /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[ThaSaltCracka]

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well that was fun, getting my ass kicked by a bunch of 12 year olds while i called them all f.ags - lets do it again sometime soon /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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