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billyjex
01-07-2005, 03:52 PM
Who does it? Who likes it?

I unfortuantely did this last night in my near blacked outness with a chick I really wouldn't hook up with unless I was near said blackoutness.

But I guess why I'm really pissed is that she wouldn't give me the same loving. Lame.

Shajen
01-07-2005, 03:53 PM
Better question:

Who DOESN'T do this? Who DOESN'T like it?

AngryCola
01-07-2005, 03:55 PM
What was it your first time or something?

I admittedly enjoy it. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

MarkL444
01-07-2005, 03:55 PM
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But I guess why I'm really pissed is that she wouldn't give me the same loving. Lame.

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you should have established the rules before you did anything.

Zoltri
01-07-2005, 03:55 PM
Better question...name your worst experience.

Duke
01-07-2005, 03:55 PM
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But I guess why I'm really pissed is that she wouldn't give me the same loving. Lame.

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That's one hell of a bad beat.

~D

Sponger15SB
01-07-2005, 03:57 PM
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I admittedly enjoy it. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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Same.

I'd NEVER do it on a chick I wasn't going out with though.

B00T
01-07-2005, 03:57 PM
I personally hate it, and only do it cause they like it, and in hopes of keeping a +EBJ for myself.

Sponger15SB
01-07-2005, 03:58 PM
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you should have established the rules before you did anything.

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my friends have been known to pull the "go down on a chick for 1-2 minutes and then get head"

works every time they claim.

Duke
01-07-2005, 04:00 PM
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I'd NEVER do it on a chick I wasn't going out with though.

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Yeah it'd be pretty sick on a random patch.

~D

beerbandit
01-07-2005, 04:02 PM
ned: a back rub can just be a back rub, it doesnt have to lead to adult situations
homer: why would i rub her back unless.........oh to make her feel good


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Who does it? Who likes it?

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i try, as long as.....

mental note: in the line at the movie theater is not a good place to try

cheers

Zoltri
01-07-2005, 04:03 PM
LMAO (http://brawl-hall.com/gallery/data88/media/7/Last_Meal.gif)

beerbandit
01-07-2005, 04:04 PM
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random patch

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hehehe

random patch is much better than no patch --- though

i do see your argument though, but unfortunately i learned the hard way ---


cheers

billyjex
01-07-2005, 04:04 PM
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What was it your first time or something?

I admittedly enjoy it. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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Yeah, I'm 22 and a senior in college.

First time.

IndieMatty
01-07-2005, 04:06 PM
Note to self, next time remember to remove gum.

Nuff- Said.

LALDAAS
01-07-2005, 04:06 PM
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Better question...name your worst experience.

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LOL worst experience. Ok I go....

Yup I have had the clown face.


For those who dont get it.... I have earned my red wing /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

AngryCola
01-07-2005, 04:06 PM
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Yeah, I'm 22 and a senior in college.

First time.

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Wow, you're a loser!

**For those without sarcasm detectors**
I was joking about the "first time" bit. Same thing here.

billyjex
01-07-2005, 04:08 PM
Yeah but in all seriousness, I like doing it, especially to GF's and the like.

This situation just left a sour taste in my mouth. Pun intended.

AngryCola
01-07-2005, 04:11 PM
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Yeah but in all seriousness, I like doing it, especially to GF's and the like.

This situation just left a sour taste in my mouth. Pun intended.

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I can certainly see why. You got shafted. I agree with Duke and Sponger about not doing it for random females.

Maybe your experience is a good example of why that is probably the best idea.

2planka
01-07-2005, 04:12 PM
Got a bloody nose once. She was digging it and moved the wrong way, smashing my nose into .... well, you get the picture. Bed looked like a crime scene.

Zoltri
01-07-2005, 04:13 PM
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Better question...name your worst experience.

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LOL worst experience. Ok I go....

Yup I have had the clown face.


For those who dont get it.... I have earned my red wing /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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http://ag.arizona.edu/azaqua/extension/Classroom/images/Copy%20of%20tilapia.jpg

jakethebake
01-07-2005, 04:15 PM
I do it grudgingly and only in reciprocation.

Duke
01-07-2005, 04:15 PM
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I agree with Duke and Sponger about not doing it for random females.

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Isn't that what they made condoms and [censored] for?

~D

Peca277
01-07-2005, 04:18 PM
I believe it is called a dental dam. I don't know of anybody who uses them though.

LALDAAS
01-07-2005, 04:21 PM
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Better question...name your worst experience.

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LOL worst experience. Ok I go....

Yup I have had the clown face.


For those who dont get it.... I have earned my red wing /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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http://ag.arizona.edu/azaqua/extension/Classroom/images/Copy%20of%20tilapia.jpg

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LOL RED SNAPPER! Good One! Yup true true, my girl was on the rag and begged me to munch the box. In exchange for the nasty act I got to tag the ballon knot.

EVEN TRADE!

Duke
01-07-2005, 04:22 PM
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I believe it is called a dental dam. I don't know of anybody who uses them though.

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Sorry, I used a word that got censored.

Condoms and "normal sex" are what I meant as what you're supposed to use on random chicks.

Yeah, the dental dam thing is retarded. If I wanna lick plastic I'll fill a ziploc bag with jello. That's as weird as getting head with a rubber on.

~D

Toro
01-07-2005, 04:22 PM
My buddy has an expression that I think is a classic. "Once you eat em, you own em."

2planka
01-07-2005, 04:23 PM
That, sir, is NASTY.

MEbenhoe
01-07-2005, 04:24 PM
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But I guess why I'm really pissed is that she wouldn't give me the same loving. Lame.

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OMG!!! Ridiculous, never ever do it unless you know you're getting something in return. Often best to assure this by getting while you give.

MEbenhoe
01-07-2005, 04:25 PM
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you should have established the rules before you did anything.

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my friends have been known to pull the "go down on a chick for 1-2 minutes and then get head"

works every time they claim.

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It does

Boris
01-07-2005, 04:28 PM
You are are a stud. Way more of a man than me. You are also one step closer to being accepted into the Hell's Angels.

slickpoppa
01-07-2005, 04:45 PM
if i really like a girl and have hooked up with her a couple of times, then i will go down on her. if it is just some random girl, i probably wont unless im really drunk

Boris
01-07-2005, 04:51 PM
Will you eat a chick on her period?

Daliman
01-07-2005, 05:17 PM
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Better question...name your worst experience.

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Ugh, luckily, I didn;t go down on her, but I digitally penetrated one girl I met at a bar, and on the drive home from her house, I had to hold my hand out the window to try to reduce the stench. Didn't work too well.

LALDAAS
01-07-2005, 05:24 PM
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Better question...name your worst experience.

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Ugh, luckily, I didn;t go down on her, but I digitally penetrated one girl I met at a bar, and on the drive home from her house, I had to hold my hand out the window to try to reduce the stench. Didn't work too well.

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LOL I know this stench, It sort of smells like a Raw hide Baseball glove that you accidently left in the rain for 3 days!

P.S. My experience wins /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Demana
01-07-2005, 05:26 PM
I love going down on a girl, but only if we are in a relationship and I know that she will recipricate.
Random chicks just get the magic fingers.

btw - Haven't earned my red wings, nor do I ever plan too.

Rick Diesel
01-07-2005, 05:38 PM
Not while I was going down, but while I was laying pipe.

I finish the job and get up off of her only to notice that I am all wet. She says "I'm sorry, I really had to pee but thought I could wait until after we were done."

I told her to make it up to me she would have to give me head three times while consuming all semen before I would have sex with her again. She agreed, did her part over the next two days, and then I broke up with her. Beat that!

Rick Diesel

Zoltri
01-07-2005, 05:42 PM
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Will you eat a chick on her period?

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This guy did (http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tash.lodge/Blog_Pix/bloody_face.jpg)

LALDAAS
01-07-2005, 05:48 PM
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Not while I was going down, but while I was laying pipe.

I finish the job and get up off of her only to notice that I am all wet. She says "I'm sorry, I really had to pee but thought I could wait until after we were done."

I told her to make it up to me she would have to give me head three times while consuming all semen before I would have sex with her again. She agreed, did her part over the next two days, and then I broke up with her. Beat that!

Rick Diesel

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HMMMMM good one. Question though guess it is each to own though.
3 swallowed hummers or tapping the ballon knot.

Probality:
Swallowed hummer is 4.5 to 1
Tapping the ballon knot is 22 to 1.

Rick Diesel
01-07-2005, 05:54 PM
I wasn't claiming that getting 3 swallowed hummers was that great. I was claiming that getting 3 swallowed hummers in 2 days and then immediately breaking up with the broad was great.

LALDAAS
01-07-2005, 05:56 PM
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I wasn't claiming that getting 3 swallowed hummers was that great. I was claiming that getting 3 swallowed hummers in 2 days and then immediately breaking up with the broad was great.

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tushay-- ok YOU WIN!

Daliman
01-07-2005, 06:25 PM
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I wasn't claiming that getting 3 swallowed hummers was that great. I was claiming that getting 3 swallowed hummers in 2 days and then immediately breaking up with the broad was great.

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I concur.

Zoltri
01-07-2005, 06:46 PM
Period....Smeriod....this is scary (http://brawl-hall.com/gallery/data88/media/7/hallo.gif)

chabibi
01-07-2005, 07:41 PM
next time dont go down. either try and [censored] her or take her hand and position it over you crotch while gentaly nudging her head down towards your cock if that doesnt work pack up your things and get the hell out of there

Dangergirl
01-07-2005, 07:43 PM
Yet another mind stimulating thread at good ol 2+2 heh. You guys never cease to surprise me /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[censored]
01-07-2005, 07:44 PM
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Not while I was going down, but while I was laying pipe.

I finish the job and get up off of her only to notice that I am all wet. She says "I'm sorry, I really had to pee but thought I could wait until after we were done."

I told her to make it up to me she would have to give me head three times while consuming all semen before I would have sex with her again. She agreed, did her part over the next two days, and then I broke up with her. Beat that!

Rick Diesel

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Seriously I bow down to the deisel. In need of a man servant?