If you could have any super power, what would it be?

[Shajen]

Apologies if this has been done to death before.

So, what super power would you have?

[jakethebake]

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Apologies if this has been done to death before.
So, what super power would you have?

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I would have the power to stop this thread from being started for the 19th time. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

I'd definitely take changeform. If not that, then mind reading/manipulation or invisibility.

[jakethebake]

Oh, yea. And the ability to have sex with an avatar.

[Shajen]

the 19th huh?

Damn, I was hoping for at least 20th.

My bad.

[ThaSaltCracka]

yeah we have done it before. Most people wanted Telekenetics(Sp?).

[AngryCola]

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yeah we have done it before. Most people wanted Telekenetics(Sp?).

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It would be a very useful skill for a poker player.

[AngryCola]

I want to be all big and green.

You know... like the Hulk.

[Zoltri]

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[Shajen]

ok, EOT.

[AngryCola]

Again with the nudity.

You could at least just provide a link with a warning. Especially since it's a friggin ding dong.

That's right. I said it. Ding dong.

[Zoltri]

Alright..ill delete it. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[beerbandit]

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ding dong

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hehhehehehe

its even funnier when i say it outloud and everyone in here looks at me puzzled

[jakethebake]

New avatar? What is it?

[beerbandit]

its oolong the rabbit (who has recently passed)

oolong (http://www.gookalian.com/oolong/gallery/albums.php)

my buddy showed me the sight and this guy(i think) took hundreds of pictures of his rabbit with different [censored] on his head

cheers


by the way you avatar is sweet, it makes me feel kinda funny

[jstnrgrs]

I keep hearing that the US is the worlds only super power, so I guess I wouldn't have much choice.

[2planka]

Been done many times before, but I can't resist:

How 'bout the power of flight? That do anything for ya?

Or how about the power to kill a yak at 1000 yards.... with mid bullets?

[Shajen]

is that a shaven yak?

I hear they make an excellent stew.

[jakethebake]

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Been done many times before, but I can't resist:

How 'bout the power of flight? That do anything for ya?

Or how about the power to kill a yak at 1000 yards.... with mid bullets?

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I would need increased range on that superpower since I haven't been within 1,000 yeards of a yak in quite some time.

[DBowling]

i thought it looked like the rabbit with the pancake on its head.... with toilet paper instead. nice, but its no boobies

[Duke]

A few of them.

1. Forgetfulness.
2. A Smart Ray.

~D

[beerbandit]

tis the same rabbit

yeah --- i /images/graemlins/heart.gif boobies, i find myself rereading jakes's posts now

im sensitive

[beerbandit]

that was pretty funny too

[tyfromm]

xray vision



http://vtorma.org.ua/DIV.files/l/dev.jpg

[jakethebake]

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xray vision



http://vtorma.org.ua/DIV.files/l/dev.jpg

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Why is this woman walking around with her panties pushed down?

[Rick Diesel]

I would definitely have to go with invisibility. Just too much could be done.

[TimM]

http://www.snopes.com/photos/skirts.asp

[wacki]

Wolverine. He fears no injury, no sickness, and lives a really long time.

[jakethebake]

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Wolverine. He fears no injury, no sickness, and lives a really long time.

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Plus his sideburns are cool.

[Shajen]

and he's got that whole super strong metal running throughout his body going for him, which is nice.

[nothumb]

I don't see how anyone could not take telekinesis.

1. Who really wants to know what others are thinking? They mostly think stupid sh<font color="red"></font>it that will make you an idiot if you listen.

2. Who needs to know what others are thinking when you could pull their arms off and beat them to death with them from across the room?

3. As a poker player, mind-reading might be nice, but remember Chewbacca vs. R2D2 in 3D chess. Nobody is going to checkraise you. See #2.

NT

[jakethebake]

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I don't see how anyone could not take telekinesis.

1. Who really wants to know what others are thinking? They mostly think stupid sh<font color="red"></font>it that will make you an idiot if you listen.

2. Who needs to know what others are thinking when you could pull their arms off and beat them to death with them from across the room?

3. As a poker player, mind-reading might be nice, but remember Chewbacca vs. R2D2 in 3D chess. Nobody is going to checkraise you. See #2.

NT

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Actually telekinesis is the ability to move things with your mind. I belive you're thinking of telepathy.

[nothumb]

Duh. I was arguing FOR moving things with your mind (or, in the case of arms, re-moving them) and against mind-reading.

Come on, get with the program.

NT

[jakethebake]

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Duh. I was arguing FOR moving things with your mind (or, in the case of arms, re-moving them) and against mind-reading.

Come on, get with the program.

NT

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Ooooh. o.k. My bad. Glad I didn't say something really smart-ass there. My problem with the telekinesis thing is that the objects flying through the air would kinda give it away. Although Zapped! was a pretty funny movie when I was 12. /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[wacki]

That would make roulette a lot of fun.

[nothumb]

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Glad I didn't say something really smart-ass there.

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Me too...

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My problem with the telekinesis thing is that the objects flying through the air would kinda give it away.

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First, you have telekinesis, nobody is going to screw around with you anyway.

Second, I think it's this kind of immaturity and lack of restraint that makes it so hard for mutants like the X-Men... come on dude... use your powers for good or at least be a little bit subtle about it...

NT

[ILL34GL3]

No contest.

Immortality.

I win.

[jakethebake]

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No contest.

Immortality.

I win.

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I'm going with Bruce Almighty's God power.

[Justin A]

I want a bag that I can pull anything out of.

Justin A