What's with all the boob avatars? [Archive] - Two Plus Two Older Archives

fnord_too

01-06-2005, 05:24 PM

It's OOT man, you know what you're getting into when you come to this forum. (If you are posting here because it is the appropriate forum to post to, but encountered said avatars elsewhere, then I have to ask: What the hell are you doing surfing at work if you cant take the heat??)

jakethebake

01-06-2005, 05:25 PM

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ok so I'm sitting at work and there's boob avatars and my dad walks by...nice.

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How old are you? Are you M or F?

ThaSaltCracka

01-06-2005, 05:30 PM

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ok so I'm sitting at work and there's boob avatars and my dad walks by...nice.

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How old are you? Are you M or F?

[/ QUOTE ]babe? maybe its a girl?

jakethebake

01-06-2005, 05:36 PM

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babe? maybe its a girl?

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Well that's what i was wondering, but it wouldn't be the first guy here with a girl name (ie. ukpartygirl).

Asnbabe

01-06-2005, 05:36 PM

I'm 19, and I'm a girl...its not like I care...but im asian...asian parents are conservative...I enjoy watching porn ...but at work I have to pretend to be daddy's little girl /images/graemlins/wink.gif

AngryCola

01-06-2005, 05:37 PM

Actually, nolanfan's point was quite different from yours.

IndieMatty

01-06-2005, 05:38 PM

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I'm 19, and I'm a girl...its not like I care...but im asian...asian parents are conservative...I enjoy watching porn

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What sound is that?

Oh thats the sound of 75 OOT nerds collectively sighing.

namknils

01-06-2005, 05:38 PM

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I'm 19, and I'm a girl...its not like I care...but im asian...asian parents are conservative...I enjoy watching porn ...but at work I have to pretend to be daddy's little girl /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /images/graemlins/shocked.gif /images/graemlins/shocked.gif /images/graemlins/shocked.gif /images/graemlins/shocked.gif /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

jakethebake

01-06-2005, 05:39 PM

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I'm 19, and I'm a girl...its not like I care...but im asian...asian parents are conservative...I enjoy watching porn ...but at work I have to pretend to be daddy's little girl /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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New addition for the girls of oot calendar? /images/graemlins/wink.gif

AngryCola

01-06-2005, 05:39 PM

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I enjoy watching porn

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Thanks. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

EDIT-

LOL! Four posts within a minute with basically the same reaction.

REDIT - Five

SomethingClever

01-06-2005, 05:39 PM

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I'm 19

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I'm a girl

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im asian

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I enjoy watching porn

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Let me be the first to say...... HOT!

Edit: I was actually, like, the fifth to say this.

ThaSaltCracka

01-06-2005, 05:40 PM

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I'm 19, and I'm a girl...its not like I care...but im asian...asian parents are conservative...I enjoy watching porn

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What sound is that?

Oh thats the sound of 75 OOT nerds collectively sighing.

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I didn't sigh, but there is now a tent in my pants. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

YES, THIS IS ONE MORE GIRL!

namknils

01-06-2005, 05:41 PM

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I'm 19, and I'm a girl...its not like I care...but im asian...asian parents are conservative...I enjoy watching porn ...but at work I have to pretend to be daddy's little girl /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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New addition for the girls of oot calendar? /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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girls of the oot? Wouldn't that just be 12 pictures of asnbabe? I didn't know there were ladies in OOTia.

Asnbabe

01-06-2005, 05:41 PM

Its hard to control my laughter from reading all of this.

IndieMatty

01-06-2005, 05:41 PM

pokerjo

ThaSaltCracka

01-06-2005, 05:41 PM

okay, okay, everyone lets be nice......okay....whoah...everyone...there is a girl in here, what do we do?

AngryCola

01-06-2005, 05:42 PM

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girls of the oot? Wouldn't that just be 12 pictures of asnbabe? I didn't know there were ladies in OOTia.

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He's referring to the "Ms. OOT" Contest(s).

ThaSaltCracka

01-06-2005, 05:43 PM

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Its hard to control my laughter from reading all of this.

[/ QUOTE ] you need to just post in here from now on, and tell us how dumb we are and give all of us advice on picking up/taxing ladies.

TimM

01-06-2005, 05:44 PM

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YES, THIS IS ONE MORE GIRL!

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What's that bring the total to, one?

namknils

01-06-2005, 05:44 PM

This thread is now going to be at the top of the page for the next 48 hours.

jakethebake

01-06-2005, 05:44 PM

dangergirl

ThaSaltCracka

01-06-2005, 05:45 PM

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YES, THIS IS ONE MORE GIRL!

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What's that bring the total to, one?

[/ QUOTE ]I can think of three now.

namknils

01-06-2005, 05:45 PM

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Its hard to control my laughter from reading all of this.

[/ QUOTE ] you need to just post in here from now on, and tell us how dumb we are and give all of us advice on picking up/taxing ladies.

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This would be awesome, but I'm already married, so we would need advice on how to keep ladies happy too.

TimM

01-06-2005, 05:46 PM

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I can think of three now.

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Remember that thing you multiply by 3 to get the real number...?

Asnbabe

01-06-2005, 05:46 PM

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This would be awesome, but I'm already married, so we would need advice on how to keep ladies happy too.

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diamonds are a girls best friend...so take a deck of cards and pick out all the diamonds /images/graemlins/grin.gif

fnord_too

01-06-2005, 05:47 PM

I didn't even read the name, just assumed it was a guy. After the response though, I'm thinking this will be one of the hot threads of the day.

It's funny, asnbabe's posts will probably get the attention here that sklansky's get in the WPT forum (at least for a while), except hers will probably never be off topic for the forum.

IndieMatty

01-06-2005, 05:49 PM

I'm also not vaccuuming and wearing cologne if sklansky plays in my home game.

Oh wait...maybe.

namknils

01-06-2005, 05:50 PM

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This would be awesome, but I'm already married, so we would need advice on how to keep ladies happy too.

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diamonds are a girls best friend...so take a deck of cards and pick out all the diamonds /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Perfect.

ThaSaltCracka

01-06-2005, 05:51 PM

I thought it was a guy, but thats because I am slow. But, after she said she was a girl I looked closer at the name: Asnbabe=Asian Babe, okay yeah that makes sense, see me smart than most. Me do good, right?
Friend?
Monster put card in wallet.

Asnbabe

01-06-2005, 05:54 PM

this isn't anything out of the ordinary, there's a reason I picked up poker 1) to make money 2) everybody else is male /images/graemlins/grin.gif I've played at plenty of games where I'm the only girl...oogling is a familiar feeling

TimM

01-06-2005, 05:57 PM

http://forums.caraudio.com/vb/images/smilies/needpics.gif

/images/graemlins/wink.gif

AngryCola

01-06-2005, 05:57 PM

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oogling is a familiar feeling

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I'm disgusted by the other poster's "oogling" of you.

Feel free to PM me if you want someone sensitive and caring to talk to.

:giggle:

ThaSaltCracka

01-06-2005, 05:58 PM

AngryCola has herpes.

edit: J/K I luv ya dawg /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

IndieMatty

01-06-2005, 05:59 PM

I just spit water out.

Asnbabe

01-06-2005, 05:59 PM

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I'm disgusted by the other poster's "oogling" of you.

Feel free to PM me if you want someone sensitive and caring to talk to.

:giggle:

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lol hilarious

stabn

01-06-2005, 05:59 PM

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okay, okay, everyone lets be nice......okay....whoah...everyone...there is a girl in here, what do we do?

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It's going to be so great when we find out it's just another troll account.

P.S. There are four asian girls that play in my home game. No, you aren't invited.

Asnbabe

01-06-2005, 06:00 PM

hmm...i know someone who posts here...he can vouch for me...but I forgot his avatar

Patrick del Poker Grande

01-06-2005, 06:00 PM

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I was wondering how long it was going to take for this to happen. I'm surprised it took as long as it did.

ThaSaltCracka

01-06-2005, 06:02 PM

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okay, okay, everyone lets be nice......okay....whoah...everyone...there is a girl in here, what do we do?

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It's going to be so great when we find out it's just another troll account.

P.S. There are four asian girls that play in my home game. No, you aren't invited.

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wtf????? I don't even know what a value bet is!!!!!!

Asnbabe

01-06-2005, 06:02 PM

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what do you mean its worthless...the topic isn't what does asnbabe look like...its "What's with all the boob avatars?"

Patrick del Poker Grande

01-06-2005, 06:03 PM

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what do you mean its worthless...the topic isn't what does asnbabe look like...

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Now you're asking for it. And by it, I mean I'll be surprised if there's not an/multiple Asnbabe Pic thread started by the time I get done posting this message.

jakethebake

01-06-2005, 06:08 PM

Did someone mention Asian Boob avatars?
http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/6651/saori-shake2.gif

TimM

01-06-2005, 06:08 PM

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what do you mean its worthless...the topic isn't what does asnbabe look like...its "What's with all the boob avatars?"

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I'm 19

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I'm a girl

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im asian

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I enjoy watching porn

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OK, I suppose there's still time for the sense of humor to catch up with the rest. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

stabn

01-06-2005, 06:08 PM

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wtf????? I don't even know what a value bet is!!!!!!

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hahaha /images/graemlins/smile.gif. Sorry man, the table is always full and i'm not exactly going to invite some random white guy over an asian girl.

Patrick del Poker Grande

01-06-2005, 06:11 PM

Okay, not to be too on-topic, but some people might want to start thinking about things, as I've seen people complaining that their avatars have been removed/banned (when others have far worse). I smell a crackdown.

cnfuzzd

01-06-2005, 06:13 PM

well, to stay on topic, since you are using mozilla, cant you just lock out the boob avatars?

also, you should just find a picture of some asian chick and post it, saying its you. Otherwise, the ootards will never shut up. in fact, you may just want to pretend that you are a gimmick account and then create an actual gimmick account, something like pkrplayer1, and then pretend to have had sex with yourself. This would make you the hero of most of this forum. Then, come back in a couple of weaks, tell everyone that you are really CDC's sister, and that you had sex with sfer. or bakku. or both. Then just tell everyone that you are really johnnyboomboom. then, life will appear normal.

also, see location.

peace

john nickle

Asnbabe

01-06-2005, 06:14 PM

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Okay, not to be too on-topic, but some people might want to start thinking about things, as I've seen people complaining that their avatars have been removed/banned (when others have far worse). I smell a crackdown.

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thank you! ok so like i was sayin...at work...boob avatars = devil

namknils

01-06-2005, 06:16 PM

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Okay, not to be too on-topic, but some people might want to start thinking about things, as I've seen people complaining that their avatars have been removed/banned (when others have far worse). I smell a crackdown.

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thank you! ok so like i was sayin...at work...boob avatars = devil

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Then again, like you were sayin...at home...porn = enjoyable /images/graemlins/grin.gif

stabn

01-06-2005, 06:17 PM

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boob avatars = devil

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I heard football and women are the devil too. Along with not drinking crystal clear H2o.

namknils

01-06-2005, 06:19 PM

If this really is a problem, you can turn off the avatars by going to "My Home" then "Display Preferences" and at the bottom of that page there's an option that says "Show users pictures next to their post" or something like that. You can turn them off when you're at work.

Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!

01-06-2005, 06:22 PM

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boob avatars = devil

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I heard football and women are the devil too. Along with not drinking crystal clear H2o.

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those are the "debul"

ILL34GL3

01-06-2005, 06:26 PM

I know this might be a radical concept but, why don't you just do some work while your at work instead of trying to guilt trip us into editting our avatars for your dad?

stabn

01-06-2005, 06:27 PM

Oddly enough only about 3% of avatars are a problem at work, and that blocks 100% of avatars. Talk about killing a fly with an armada.

Asnbabe

01-06-2005, 06:27 PM

thirddan

01-06-2005, 06:31 PM

so your dad doesn't care if you visit a website dedicated to gambling while you are at work as long as there are no boobs on it?

Asnbabe

01-06-2005, 06:34 PM

well i play poker at work sometimes...but i'm supposed to be clean...not visit anything like vibrator shops or porn sites...and who knows he might think im a lesbian then

thirddan

01-06-2005, 06:37 PM

wow, asian family with daughter that gambles, enjoys sex stuff, may be construed as lesbian...you wouldn't fit in with too many asian families i know /images/graemlins/smile.gif

unlesss you come from an asian gambling addicted family, then its only a problem that they might think you are a lesbian... /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

ThaSaltCracka

01-06-2005, 06:48 PM

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well i play poker at work sometimes...but i'm supposed to be clean...not visit anything like vibrator shops or porn sites...and who knows he might think im a lesbian then

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yeahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

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01-06-2005, 06:52 PM

Asnbabe

01-06-2005, 06:53 PM

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unlesss you come from an asian gambling addicted family, then its only a problem that they might think you are a lesbian... /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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my grandpa used to control prostitution and gambling in chinatown about 50 years ago... I don't know when he stopped, but he died two years ago...gambling runs in the fam

dr. klopek

01-06-2005, 07:34 PM

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I know this might be a radical concept but, why don't you just do some work while your at work instead of trying to guilt trip us into editting our avatars for your dad?

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Your avatar is blasphemy. I cannot ask you to remove it as it is your choice what you have on there, but if you have ever read a Calvin & Hobbes book, you'd find yourself equally disgusting.

ThaSaltCracka

01-06-2005, 07:36 PM

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I know this might be a radical concept but, why don't you just do some work while your at work instead of trying to guilt trip us into editting our avatars for your dad?

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Your avatar is blasphemy. I cannot ask you to remove it as it is your choice what you have on there, but if you have ever read a Calvin & Hobbes book, you'd find yourself equally disgusting.

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I concurr.

The Yugoslavian

01-06-2005, 08:09 PM

I do believe you enjoy teasing multitudes of horny poker dorks, /images/graemlins/wink.gif.

That being said, you just became my personal hero, /images/graemlins/cool.gif, for the following reasons:

1. You 'work' for your dad (allegedly getting paid to do so) and basically read about poker all day.
2. You enjoy playing poker (allegedly being an asian babe)
3. You enjoy sex toys and porn (as an asian babe who likes poker)
4. You have a great sense of humor (for an asian babe who likes poker and sex toys)
5. You are assertive enough to post this in the OOT forum where you know you'll never stop getting grief about it

I also happen to agree that the many many boob avatars are a bit too risque for work. Frankly, it's not all that hard to pull up another window while reading the forum and check out *all* the porn or jiggling breasts you want.

Anyway, keep up the good work! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Yugoslav

Dangergirl

01-06-2005, 09:35 PM

Thanks for remembering me Jakie. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

It might be surprising but there are actually good looking girls that like to play poker.

jakethebake

01-06-2005, 09:39 PM

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Thanks for remembering me Jakie. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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Well how could I forget you, Darlin?

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It might be surprising but there are actually good looking girls that like to play poker.

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Prove it. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

vulturesrow

01-06-2005, 10:05 PM

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Did someone mention Asian Boob avatars?
http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/6651/saori-shake2.gif

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Jake,

Did you ever know that you're my hero? *cue sappy music*

JinX11

01-06-2005, 10:21 PM

This. Thread. RULES!!!1!

RogerZBT

01-06-2005, 10:39 PM

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It might be surprising but there are actually good looking girls that like to play poker.

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Prove it. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Actually I just finished a very nice B&M run where 8 sessions in a row I had at least one attractive female at my table. And I don't mean 'attractive for a poker player.' The worst one was at least a 7, most were easy 8's. Even had a 9, but she was killing time waiting for her boyfriend, so I guess she doesn't count as a 'poker player.'

Dangergirl

01-07-2005, 02:06 PM

Roger, I usually do the same when I'm in Vegas. I'll ditch my bf at the blackjack tables and go play poker. He usually has to drag me out of there.

As for posting a pic, I would do it but I've seen how you guys butcher the Ms. OOT polls. I mean hell, even I, said crap about Tara Reid. So if I posted my pic and you didn't like the way my hair was styled, you would give me grief about it.

Maybe we just have to meet at like a 2+2 convention. Give me an excuse to go to Vegas. That would be fun! /images/graemlins/smile.gif

ThaSaltCracka

01-07-2005, 02:09 PM

we'll be nice.

jakethebake

01-07-2005, 02:13 PM

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Roger, I usually do the same when I'm in Vegas. I'll ditch my bf at the blackjack tables and go play poker. He usually has to drag me out of there.

As for posting a pic, I would do it but I've seen how you guys butcher the Ms. OOT polls. I mean hell, even I, said crap about Tara Reid. So if I posted my pic and you didn't like the way my hair was styled, you would give me grief about it.

Maybe we just have to meet at like a 2+2 convention. Give me an excuse to go to Vegas. That would be fun! /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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Well since you feel that way about it, feel free to just pm me the link. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Dangergirl /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif

Dangergirl

01-07-2005, 08:01 PM

You guys nice. Yeah Right! I just finished reading the interesting comments about about Alyssa Milano and Britney Spears in the Ms. OOT thread.

And Jake you are hilarious /images/graemlins/smile.gif