Office Space recap

[emonrad87]

So, after the hijack of the saddest song thread, i decided to start it up. Let's recap office space from start to finish using only great quotes.

[emonrad87]

To start it off..

"Looks like someone has a case of the mondays"

[ThaSaltCracka]

"not enough flair"

[juanez]

You got the memo, didn't you?

[eric5148]

Can we just pretend we can't hear eachother through the wall?

[emonrad87]

has anyone ever said to you, 'looks like you've got a case of the mondays?'

nah. nah man. i do believe you get your ass kicked saying something like that

[Corey]

EDIT: I f-ed up the flow of the thread, I outright changed this message to fit in:

Peter: "I'm gonna end up doing it 'cuz i;m a big pussy."
....
Samir: "I am also not a pussy" (in his all-too-funny accent)

[eric5148]

my...my...stapler...if i don't get my stapler back i'm going to...burn down the building.

[juanez]

Can I borrow your stapler?

[eric5148]

We all remember that, there's just so many good lines it's hard to come up with all of them off the top of your head.

[Corey]

Peter: "So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized ever since I started working, ever since I started working every signle day of my life has been worse than the day before it. That means every single day you see me, it's the worst day of my life."

TherapistL "wow, that's messed up"

[SuitedSixes]

Peter: Anne wants me to go. She thinks it might help. Y’know, sometimes I just think, I keep thinking that she’s cheating on me.

Michael: Yeah. I know what you mean.

Samir: Yeah.

Peter: What is that supposed to mean?



Script (http://68k.org/~interiot/scripts/office_space.html)

[tek]

"I didn't get any cake last time..."

[Burno]

Hell, Lumberg focked her.

[Corey]

Anne: And one more thing, I've been cheating on you!

[nothumb]

"Are you drunk?"

"Drunk enough to kick your ass!"

...oops, wrong thread. /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

NT

[rgreenm90]

Yeah, Milton, while you're at it, I'm gonna need for you to move your desk down to the basement, yeah that'd be great.

Milton: "stapler...set...lumbergh...on fire"

[Corey]

Smitkowski:
I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people, can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

[TimTimSalabim]

Yeah, Peter, I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday. Oh, and one more thing, I'm gonna need you to come in on Sunday as well, yeah.

[Eurotrash]

Well, I guess there's no better place to make a first post than in an Office Space quote thread.

Peter (to Lawrence): what would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man.. two chicks at the same time, man.

[Gramps]

The words might not be exactly out of the movie, but...

"Minimum security prison is no joke - I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is on the first day to kick somebody's ass, or become somebody's bitch" (Michael spills his drink all over)

"Ye-ah, m'kay? Thanks Peter" The preceding being, "ye-a, Peter, we're gonna need you to come in on Saturday...oh yeah, and Peter, we're gonna need you to come in on Sunday too, we lost some people and we're still playing catchup..."

"Milton, what's happening. We're gonna need you to take your things and move them down to storage space B..."

"Samir Na-eeh...um...Na-eeh...not gonna work here anymore" (the Bobs telling Peter they're promoting him and firing Samir and Michael)

"It's like, you know the penny tray at 7-Eleven? It's like we're just taking pennies out of the tray." "The pennies for the crippled children?!" "No, that's the jar, I mean the tray - the pennies for everyone, and we're just taking fractions of pennies, but doing it a few thousand times."

"We like to do our firings on a Friday. Studies have, statistically shown that there's less confrontation when you let someone go at the end of the week."

The whole 15 pieces of flair/if you want to do the bare minimum, but some people do more (like super-happy watier dude), and we encourage that...

"What about you Peter, what would you do if you had a million dollars?" "Beside two chicks at the same time?" "Well, of course."

"So, let me get this straight. You take the specs from the customers to the engineers?" "Well, yes. I mean, no. Well, sometimes." "So, you physically take the specs from the customers to the engineers?" "Well, the secretatry does it, or the fax..." (That whole Sinkowski/Bobs scene).

[emonrad87]

If i had a million dollars, I'd do... nothing.

you dont need a million dollars to do nothing man look at my cousin. He's broke and don't do shite!

[TimTimSalabim]

"It says here you've been missing a lot of work lately."

"Well, Bob, I wouldn't exactly say I've been *missing* it."

[jakethebake]

"PC Load Letter"? What the f[/b]uck does that mean?

[jakethebake]

You're just some penny-stealing... criminal... man.

Well that may be, but at least I never slept with Lumbergh.

[jakethebake]

You know, minimum security prison is no picnic. I had a client in there once. He said the trick is kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's bitch.

[Leo99]

Not a quote but the scene when the boss assole is doing the hot chick doggie style while holding his coffee cup.

[SuitedSixes]

Bob Slydell: That’s terrific, Peter. I,I, I’m sure you’ve, you’ve, you’ve heard some of the rumors around the hallway about how we’re just going to do a little (finger quotes) housecleaning with some of the software people.

Peter: Well, Bob, I have heard that and you gotta do what you gotta do.

Bob Porter: Well, these people here. First, Mr. Samir Naga...Naga...

Bob Slydell: Naga...

Bob Porter: Naga-worker here anyway!

[Sundevils21]

say hello to LUMBURG for me!!!

[IndieMatty]

RIP - Old AVATAR

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/54/65/185645/45128585545l.jpg

[brassnuts]

"Samir Naya... Na... Nay... Notgonnaworkhereanymore!"

[B Dids]

"Hello, My Name is Steve, I used to be addicted to crack"

Just the voice he says that in... classic.

[ftball0000]

I'm gonna show her my O-face oooo ooooo /images/graemlins/grin.gif

-Ftball

[BettyBoopAA]

"Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta"

[ClaytonN]

Hey Peter, man, check out the chick on channel 9!

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Okay, so given that there have been many replies to this already, this is way late, but...

"Oh, and I'VE BEEN CHEATING ON YOU!"

and

"Yeah, I get that feeling too"

[SossMan]

"I've got a meeting with the Bobs"

[A_C_Slater]

Peter--"You know, the Nazi's had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear."

"What?"

"Nevermind."

[pudley4]

Tom: "It's a Jump-to-Conclusions mat"

Michael: "That's the worst idea I've ever heard"

Samir: "Yeah it is horrible"

[pudley4]

Joanna: "I do want to express myself. (gives her boss the finger) There, there's my flair. And this is me expressing myself (flips off everyone in the restaurant)"