Think of a shirt that you'd hate your girlfriend to wear...

[Sponger15SB]

My girlfriend just got a shirt for christmas from a friend, and I'm seriously going to make up an excuse to leave if I ever see her wearing it in public.

Just think of some sort of stupid silly slogan or catch phrase or whatever on a shirt and post it here. Like something you'd see britney spears wearing, or in the racks at american eagle or hot topic.

Then I'll post what it actually is later, and then you'll laugh at me.

Oh just kill me.

[Clarkmeister]

"I'm with the loser"

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Something about going all in.

[sfer]

I like small penises.

[ThaSaltCracka]

"He is not my child"

[ThaSaltCracka]

seriously though, its probably something like "I'm a Diva" or some bull shi[/b]t like that.

[nolanfan34]

Hmmm, good post. I'll be interested to see the results.

It sounds like it's one of those non-sensical "old-school" t-shirts, that takes some random product from 30 years ago and puts the logo on the shirt for no reason.

I'm not sure I really have a guess, but I'll guess the shirt has the Oscar Meyer logo on the front, and says "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner" on the back.

[ddollevoet]

Singles against pre-marital sex

[nolanfan34]

[ QUOTE ]
seriously though, its probably something like "I'm a Diva" or some bull shi[/b]t like that.

[/ QUOTE ]

that's a good guess.

[Sponger15SB]

[ QUOTE ]
seriously though, its probably something like "I'm a Diva" or some bull shi[/b]t like that.

[/ QUOTE ]

yeah its something along those lines.

you are getting warmer.

[Zoltri]

"SAVE THE WHALE" T-SHIRT.

http://www3.telus.net/public/ehopkins/funny-pictures/savethewhale.jpg

[ddollevoet]

I've seen someone wearing a shirt that said "Bootylicious"

[Shajen]

I hate those shirts that say crap like "Princess" or "Sexy Momma" or some [censored] like that.

They are usually all sparkly and it's a really REALLY good indicator of the maintenance level of said shirt wearer.

If she wears it proudly, RUN.

/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[ThaSaltCracka]

is it the "jesus is my homeboy" t-shirt?

[Sponger15SB]

[ QUOTE ]
is it the "jesus is my homeboy" t-shirt?

[/ QUOTE ]

they actually make a shirt like that?

wow that is just disgusting


edit - WOW

http://www.journeyskidz.com/images/products/1_9528_FS.jpg

[elwoodblues]

WWJW --- What Would Jesus Wear --- that would just be awful

[AngryCola]

Bitch...

Princess...

Whatever...

Pornstar...

None of these are "slogan" shirts, but I have a feeling they are close to what you are getting at.

[Sponger15SB]

[ QUOTE ]
WWJW --- What Would Jesus Wear --- that would just be awful

[/ QUOTE ]

He would totally be wearing a long sleeved denim shirt (http://www.jesuswearinc.com/shop.php?a=show_item&pr=8)

err, yeah.

[Sponger15SB]

ok ok. since i've gotten enough guesses, i'll narrow it down a bit. It says...


I /images/graemlins/heart.gif _________

[AngryCola]

[ QUOTE ]
ok ok. since i've gotten enough guesses, i'll narrow it down a bit. It says...


I /images/graemlins/heart.gif _________

[/ QUOTE ]


Huckabees?

[elwoodblues]

This one (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=837294&page=&view=&sb =5&o=&vc=1)

Sorry Kurn, but for some reason I still remember this thread and chuckle to myself at Astroglide's response.

[BusterStacks]

"my male genetalia."

[IndieMatty]

New York?

[fsuplayer]

boys.

[AngryCola]

[ QUOTE ]
boys.

[/ QUOTE ]

I think you are close.

I'm going to go with...

"Pimps"

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

[ QUOTE ]
This one (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=837294&page=&view=&sb =5&o=&vc=1)

Sorry Kurn, but for some reason I still remember this thread and chuckle to myself at Astroglide's response.

[/ QUOTE ]
That was pretty sweet.

[Peca277]

I think boys... although New York would be fitting with Sponger's recent detest for the place.

[bonanz]

me

[tek]

I /images/graemlins/heart.gif Texas Hold Em ?

[ThaSaltCracka]

[ QUOTE ]
This one (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=837294&page=&view=&sb =5&o=&vc=1)

Sorry Kurn, but for some reason I still remember this thread and chuckle to myself at Astroglide's response.

[/ QUOTE ]

haha, I remember that thread. Good times.

[ThaSaltCracka]

[ QUOTE ]
ok ok. since i've gotten enough guesses, i'll narrow it down a bit. It says...


I /images/graemlins/heart.gif _________

[/ QUOTE ]
just tell us damn it!

[namknils]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
ok ok. since i've gotten enough guesses, i'll narrow it down a bit. It says...


I /images/graemlins/heart.gif _________

[/ QUOTE ]
just tell us damn it!

[/ QUOTE ]

I second this, please do tell, I need to get back to doing some actual work.

[AngryCola]

[ QUOTE ]
just tell us damn it!

[/ QUOTE ]

I saw the post he deleted. The hotlink didn't work, but I don't think your guess of,

"Im a diva"

was really as close as he made it out to be. I also enjoy what the shirt suggests.

[TimM]

Was it one of these?

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/fuck_off_teddy.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/spreadbeaver.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/hystericwhat.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/girlfight.jpg

[Sponger15SB]

[ QUOTE ]

just tell us damn it!

[/ QUOTE ]

edit -

picture below....

[AngryCola]

I prefer to see his beautiful face.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v431/AngryCola/251506_hi.jpg

[Sponger15SB]

lol FU

[dr. klopek]

It's clearly time for a good dumpin'.

[ThaSaltCracka]

is this suppose to be based on some Nappy Dynamite shi[/b]t.

I agree, hella dumb shirt too.

[BusterStacks]

http://spacemoose.almostdead.net/flaccid.gif

This still has me laughing to myself...

[mmbt0ne]

http://www.f2f2s.com/images/Save a Virgin.jpg

[Sponger15SB]

[ QUOTE ]
is this suppose to be based on some Nappy Dynamite shi[/b]t.


[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah, it is.

I haven't seen the movie yet and really don't plan to.

[ThaSaltCracka]

^^^ this is great.

[AngryCola]

It's from that movie?

In that case, say goodbye to her. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Sponger15SB]

I told one of my girl friends about this, and she says her friend has a shirt that says

http://i23.ebayimg.com/03/i/03/1f/a0/41_1.JPG

now that would be pretty shitty, her boyfriend hates it, especially cause she is a total slut.

[TimM]

"Think of a shirt that you'd hate your girlfriend to wear"

We have a winner there

[mmbt0ne]

I try.

Am I the only one who can't see sponger's picture?

[Zoltri]

I like "save the virgin" from mmbt0ne.
Im still blinded from those headlights.

[AngryCola]

[ QUOTE ]
I try.

Am I the only one who can't see sponger's picture?

[/ QUOTE ]

Maybe. Try looking at one of my replies to his posts. I have the pic inserted in there (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=1481084&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=14&vc=1)

[ThaSaltCracka]

[ QUOTE ]
It's from that movie?

In that case, say goodbye to her. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[/ QUOTE ]yeah dump here. Especially since she can drink more than you, right?

[Sponger15SB]

[ QUOTE ]
Especially since she can drink more than you, right?

[/ QUOTE ]

huh?

[mmbt0ne]

Oh <font color="black">[censored]</font>, that's horrible.

[citanul]

I guess you probably wouldn't be that horrified by a "got milk?" shirt, because those are somewhat perfect, in their own horrible way, so my guess is it's a "daddy's little girl" shirt or some variation.

citanul

[Dangergirl]

Chicks?

[Gamblor]

but i own two of them.

i have the jesus is my homeboy shirt and the other one says:

when i can't cope jesus offers hope.

I also have a "not only am i perfect, i'm jamaican too".

they're among my favourite t-shirts.

they're hilarious.

[M2d]

"I'm a muff diva"?

[VBM]

i saw a girl wearing a shirt that said, "My face is up here &lt;up-arrow&gt;"

but, that's probably not so bad...

[Easy E]

that no one mentioned the most obvious shirt that they wouldn't want their significant other to wear:

"I'm really in love with Sponger15SB" or
"Sponger15SB groupie"

[bugstud]

My ex had the shirt I /images/graemlins/heart.gif then a picture of a rooster...that work?

[jakethebake]

My other boyfriend has a big dick

[deacsoft]

one that says, "I F*CKED THE GIRL IN HANSON"

[Easy E]

I can't believe you people find that appealing. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[TimM]

[ QUOTE ]
I can't believe you people find that appealing. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

I was never big on torpedoes, as you can tell from my avatar. I'd still hit it though.

[ThaSaltCracka]

I can't stop looking at it.

[Duke]

I don't understand most of this thread.

If you are really sickened by a shirt the chick insists on wearing, well, uh, leave her.

If the girl is a total slut to begin with, why is that guy with her anyhow?

~D

[thirddan]

fried chicken? poker players /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[citanul]

how dare you think outside the constraints of the thread.

citanul

[maryfield48]

[ QUOTE ]
I also have a "not only am i perfect, i'm jamaican too".

[/ QUOTE ]

That is a tautology.

[Demana]

The shirt reads:

"I /images/graemlins/heart.gif TSC"

[TimM]

[ QUOTE ]
I can't stop looking at it.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah, if she keeps doing that long enough, eventually that button is gonna pop. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Leo99]

Mrs Timberlake

[Hack]

How is the Jesus is my Homeboy shirt disgusting?

[Hack]

[ QUOTE ]
one that says, "I F*CKED THE GIRL IN HANSON"

[/ QUOTE ]

Now that is funny.

Glad to see I'm not the only one to think that Taylor was a girl when I first saw the video 6 or so years ago.

[Bill Murphy]

..on New Year's Eve in Wendover(on the Utah border), I saw a hot girl wearing an "I Love Mormon D1ck" T-shirt.

[cnfuzzd]

for the record Tim, i saw the photo of your avatar in a giant subway-size poster the past weekend in KC, and literally stared at it for about 4 minutes. The salesperson, who was a smokin blonde with a little alt-rock flavor, came up to me with the usual "excuse me, can i help you" and a big grin. I ask with a laugh when she goes on break.......


peace

john nickle

[TimM]

[ QUOTE ]
a smokin blonde with a little alt-rock flavor, came up to me with the usual "excuse me, can i help you" and a big grin. I ask with a laugh when she goes on break.......


[/ QUOTE ]

Nice!

Do you have a camera phone? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[cnfuzzd]

actually, that, and a couple of other situations over the last two weeks, caused me to go out and get one yesterday. expect the photo love in the future.

peace

john nickle

[Czech_Razor]

This (http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=138)

[IggyWH]

[ QUOTE ]
I told one of my girl friends about this, and she says her friend has a shirt that says

http://i23.ebayimg.com/03/i/03/1f/a0/41_1.JPG

now that would be pretty shitty, her boyfriend hates it, especially cause she is a total slut.

[/ QUOTE ]

I was dragged to this party (can't believe I actually called it a party) once for do-good bitches and they had this one guy wearing a tight ass bright pink shirt that said "what boyfriend?"

What was bad is we left the titty bar to go to this party. Needless to say once I saw this dude, I left and went back to the titty bar.

[TimM]

[ QUOTE ]
This (http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=138)

[/ QUOTE ]

That would only encourage me.

[Hack]

I must have missed it.

And how is the "Jesus is my Homeboy t-shirt" offensive? I think someone said it was.

[jcx]

"I Fu*k on the First Date"

[apd138]

is this like a really bad joke where you never tell us and just see how far you can string us along. I /images/graemlins/heart.gif horses. My personal pet peev I /images/graemlins/heart.gif New York. Do you really love New York? I /images/graemlins/heart.gif this man, from that bad commercial would be pretty brutal.