How does this guy introduce himself to women?

[Dynasty]

Poor guy.

He's obviously a smart guy. But, he's got to have trouble getting past introductions (http://www.nis.wvu.edu/2004_Releases/national_geo_internships.htm)

[KJS]

At least his folks didn't name him Richard.

KJS

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Poor guy.

He's obviously a smart guy. But, he's got to have trouble getting past introductions (http://www.nis.wvu.edu/2004_Releases/national_geo_internships.htm)

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"Hi, my name's Aaron...Aaron koo-MASH-ut."

It's his only chance.

Otherwise, he needs to wear a catcher's/hockey mask.

[brassnuts]

I wonder if his dad called him "Squirt" as a child.

[JinX11]

Imagine the snickers his mom has to listen to daily.

[jdl22]

Hopefully for her sake she didn't change her name.

[wacki]

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Hopefully for her sake she didn't change her name.

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She should be glad her last name ends in shot and not bucket.

[Slacker13]

Yikes, that would be tough, I suppose I would learn to mumble my last name.

[SossMan]

I bet a lot of guys want to give Ms. Brick one of his "names".

[SossMan]

oh, and the sweater isn't workin', dude.

[Boris]

I heard his specialty is active volcanoes.

[Lazymeatball]

it's Geography, like maps and stuff, not geology, like rocks and volcanoes and stuff

[Boris]

Volcanoes are a big part of geography. They do study them in geography.

[Lazymeatball]

really, I'll have to look into that. (didn't mean to sound sarcastic)

[craig r]

How did you find this article?

craig

[TimTimSalabim]

"Hi, I'm Mr. Cumashot, and I majored in Fartography. Err, Cartography... Dammit!"

[Dynasty]

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How did you find this article?

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I was doing an internet search for...ahh...ahh...my new hobby of geography. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Actually, I saw it on another message board and put the link up here.