mark ratner

[slickpoppa]

I can't believe he didn't bang Stacey. And if you don't know what I'm talking about, you suck.

[TimTimSalabim]

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just sitting here having a pizza, and learning about Cuba.

[Messy Harry]

I don't hear you unless you knock, Curtis.

[youtalkfunny]

I shall serve no fries before their time.

[jdl22]

You're obviously talking about this guy (http://www.chem.northwestern.edu/faculty/professor?professor_id=910) .

[dr. klopek]

I am Mark Ratner.

[thatpfunk]

"NO shoes, no service... No DICE!!!!"

[jakethebake]

All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz and I'm fine.

[dr. klopek]

"You guys had shirts on when you came in here."

"...Somethin happened to 'em man."

[Zoltri]

I would have rather banged her.

http://www.moviemarket.co.uk/thumbnails/120thumbs/221547.jpg

[jakethebake]

Are you in this class?
I am today.

[jakethebake]

It says 100% guaranteed, you moron.

Mister if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick 100% of your ass!

[jakethebake]

I'm registered in this class.

What class?

This is US history, I see the globe right there.

[jakethebake]

What was that?
That was my skull. I'm sooo wasted.

[TimM]

What are you people, on dope?

[wayabvpar]

People on 'ludes should NOT drive.

[TimTimSalabim]

I hope you had a nice piss, Arnold.

[jakethebake]

Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?

[jakethebake]

My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

[TimTimSalabim]

Make up your mind, dude. Is he gonna sh*t or is he gonna kill us?

[Zoltri]

http://www.netwalk.com/~truegger/ftrh/vans-med.jpg Learn it, know it, live it. (http://funwavs.com/wavfile.php?quote=4099&view=1)

[TimM]

First he's gonna [censored], then he's gonna kill us!

[Jett Rink]

If you're here and I'm here isn't it our time?