My New Avatar

[IndieMatty]

I need a new avatar as Lumberg on the Plasma is getting old. (current interim Avatar is Mary Kate and Ashly hugging John Stamos) Please help me choose one. I want to bring the funny more then I want to bring the naked chicks.

I'm thinking of doing a a Non-Comformist style tourny this week to decide and the contestants will be suggestions made by you guys.

First is does anyone really care/think it will be funny that it's worth a series of polls? This could be lame, and if it is, it's much better to nip it in the bud now.


So...let's start it.

[jakethebake]

If I had a good one to suggest, I'd use it myself.

[IndieMatty]

Heh, I just remember how fun the GOT avatar thread was...remember, I don't care about humiliation, I care about the humor.

[sfer]

Evan's taint and Scrub's fudge-tunnel.

[IndieMatty]

Were you at PS on New Years night? Asian kid being called Dave who smoked...I was gonna say hi, but wasn't sure.

[sfer]

Not me. I was at PS on Thursday night, however. Usually you'll know it's me because I'm talking nonsense.

[ThaSaltCracka]

I'll help you find one later today.

[IndieMatty]

Ahh well there was an imposter then.

I hardly ever go anymore but my roommate wanted me to go and it was better then being hungover all day. Forgot what sitting on those chairs for 7 hours is like.

Huge upgrade with the little hipster waitresses. Matty likes.

[sfer]

The one with red hair? Yeah, she's an improvement.

Overheard coming out of bdk3clash's mouth on NYE, unrelated to PS: "Why are you so cute little hipster girl?"

[IndieMatty]

Yeah, nothing like a little breastbone tattoo to get all suicide girls.com at ya.

There was also a skinny lil brunette with chopsticks in her hair.


I say that every day. Unfortunately I am yuppie scum.

[sfer]

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Unfortunately I am yuppie scum.

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I have a 401k and get the LL Bean catalog on a regular basis.

[IndieMatty]

I'll one up you.

I get excited whenever banana republic has a sale and my New Years Eve was almost ruined by losing a cufflink.

[sfer]

I had shoes custom made at George Cleverly in London.

I win the sellout wars!

[IndieMatty]

<----Voted for Bush.

[Evan]

That's actually pretty cool. How are they?

[Toro]

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I'll help you find one later today.

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Take him up on this offer. Salty is the king of finding good avatars.

[IndieMatty]

Oh that's my intent. But I'd like to get a couple going, like 10 or so and run a tourny.

[sfer]

You win. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[sfer]

Pretty comfortable.

[IndieMatty]

Well John Kerry beat up my dad in Grade School, I mean how could I vote for the man who beat up my dad?

[[censored]]

Of course the Oot should help.

Joining the Oot, is like joining a cult.

[IndieMatty]

Since I've gotten no suggestions. Heres some considerations, nothing that great here.

http://gbehh.com/cards/images/thumbs/anal_card_sm.jpg


http://gbehh.com/cards/images/thumbs/xmasbday_card_sm.jpg

(This one is just a cool logo of SOIA)


http://www.spiritribe.com/HAMMERPICSImages/EvenTribe/LiveShoot/Sickofitall/dragon01.jpg

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050102/capt.wxs30101022334.people_olson_stamos_wxs301.jpg

[ThaSaltCracka]

I'll post something when I get home.

[IndieMatty]

danke

[turnipmonster]

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The one with red hair? Yeah, she's an improvement.


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are we talking about the red haired one that is always working there, or the dreadlocked one? didn't brad hit on one of them once or something?

[jakethebake]

maybe you should follow tsc's lead and auction it off.

[IndieMatty]

New is the dreadlocked one I believe. She has a tattoo across her chest.

[turnipmonster]

[ QUOTE ]
Asian kid being called Dave who smoked

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yeah that doesn't sound like sfer /images/graemlins/wink.gif.

--turnipmonster

[ThaSaltCracka]

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maybe you should follow tsc's lead and auction it off.

[/ QUOTE ]his isn't worth as much.

[IndieMatty]

It's funny because it's true.

[brassnuts]

http://img12.exs.cx/img12/6332/hehe8yr.jpg

[jakethebake]

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http://img12.exs.cx/img12/6332/hehe8yr.jpg

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That's funny because it's true...but as long as you were working with the photoshop you should've moved one of their hands down to his johnson.

[IndieMatty]

very good sir.

[IndieMatty]

The name of the jpeg is hehe8yr

which is [censored] hilarious.

[bdk3clash]

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The one with red hair? Yeah, she's an improvement.


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are we talking about the red haired one that is always working there, or the dreadlocked one? didn't brad hit on one of them once or something?

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I have yet to hit on any waitress there. I did see ChestTattoo in Tompkins Square Park once hanging out with a bunch of "hip or homeless?" types and waved hello. Later on at PS I mentioned seeing her, and right away she responded with something about being there with her boyfriend.

I absolutely hate when girls crowbar the fact that they have a boyfriend into a conversation as a defense mechanism in case you're hitting on them or whatever, so it just kind of annoyed me, because I wasn't hitting on her, just saying hi.

[sfer]

Or maybe she overheard you muttering to yourself, "Why are you so cute, hipster girl?"

[bdk3clash]

In my opinion, ChestTattoo is neither cute nor a hipster.

[BottlesOf]

There's a waitress I definitely like there. I don't know about dreadlocks or massive chest tattoo, but she's quite little and I think chopsticks in the hair fits...

[IndieMatty]

She's a crunchy one. Chopsticks girl trumps her.

[ThaSaltCracka]

here is a possible one.
http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/t040/T040612A.jpg

Loc: Are you ready to rock!!

[ThaSaltCracka]

http://www.courttv.com/graphics/photos/trials/kobe/photogallery/1-kobe-080503.jpg

Loc:gimme dat ass girl.

[ThaSaltCracka]

http://gr.bolt.com/games/ps2/action/celebrity_deathmatch_ron.jpg
Loc: Dad?

Aight, thats three from me, someone else can do some.

[IndieMatty]

All excellent. Thanks

[Zoltri]

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<----Voted for Bush.

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http://www3.telus.net/public/ehopkins/funny-pictures/minime.jpg
http://www3.telus.net/public/ehopkins/funny-pictures/bushisanidiot.jpg

Seriously though, this is the one.
ASS FACE

http://www3.telus.net/public/ehopkins/funny-pictures/buttface.jpg

[Zoltri]

Try this (http://kisielka.com/Avatars.htm)

[Oski]

http://www.planetkilmer.com/valbum/tg_album/tg_album-t0002.jpg

[ClaytonN]

TSC, can I use the Michael Jackson one?

[ClaytonN]

This avatar rules.

[ThaSaltCracka]

dude, I love that pick man.

[ClaytonN]

I'd say this constitutes as a keeper for the rest of '05

TSC ur mah hero

[jakethebake]

Try this one. (http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php?PHPSESSID=29d6f79cc26397d6fe0e5d473d0fee 51&action=dlattach;id=8381;type=avatar)

[ThaSaltCracka]

dude, thats great man.

[jakethebake]

http://www.nemanjabogunovic.com/junk/bruce.gif

[fnord_too]

Nice!

[JinX11]

Dibs!

[jakethebake]

http://images.golivewire.com/avatars/member_goatskikazz005_1.gif

[IndieMatty]

All good ones thanks, I've been pre-occupied with some stuff. So I'm gonna set up the poll next monday. Also the numbers of "Don't do this in the poll" were increasing, so I was considering just letting this die.

[ThaSaltCracka]

[censored] em. [ QUOTE ]
Also the numbers of "Don't do this in the poll" were increasing, so I was considering just letting this die.

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[jakethebake]

Soneone should use this...

http://www.kickassamd.com/uploads/photos/1313.gif

[IndieMatty]

Where do you find these things?

Especially the boobie ones.

[jakethebake]

Ancient Chinese secret.

[IndieMatty]

I really love you're new girl.

[jakethebake]

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I really love you're new girl.

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Thanks. I wish I knew who she is... /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Zoltri]

In light of the tranformation to boob avatars I also decided to change mine.

What do you think?

[IndieMatty]

This is awesome... boob avatars are now welcome for the monday tourny.

[balkii]

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http://www.nemanjabogunovic.com/junk/bruce.gif

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uh....can I steal this?

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
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http://www.nemanjabogunovic.com/junk/bruce.gif

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uh....can I steal this?

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Someone here already started using it.

[JinX11]

Already claimed dibs....

Ala TSC, I'll sell it to you. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[IndieMatty]

Seriously, we need to find more pics of you're avatar girl. I can help you with that. Shes exactly the type of lass in NetVideoGirls. Hot enough to be in porn, normal enough to imagine [censored] yourself.

[jakethebake]

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Seriously, we need to find more pics of you're avatar girl. I can help you with that. Shes exactly the type of lass in NetVideoGirls. Hot enough to be in porn, normal enough to imagine [censored] yourself.

[/ QUOTE ]
I think we'd all love to see more of her. But I don't think she's on NVG.

[IndieMatty]

Where did you find the damn video of her. PM me if you must.

[jakethebake]

That's o.k. Just look at the properties for my avatar pic. It's at that website.

[IndieMatty]

I've done that..it's like a tech site. Lies.

[IndieMatty]

Oh I see...its in that directory. This is interesting. Must wait till I get home.

Can't wait till I get my own office.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
Oh I see...its in that directory. This is interesting. Must wait till I get home.
Can't wait till I get my own office.

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There ya go. Bunch of jpegs there. Not many gifs. I didn't look at all of them, but didn't see anymore of her.

[IndieMatty]

Right...I likey her lots.

I need to get on the ball. And post a girls of NVG thread, and some hotties on Myspace.

[jakethebake]

Myspace?

[ThaSaltCracka]

[ QUOTE ]
Already claimed dibs....

Ala TSC, I'll sell it to you. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]don't need it. I have one more month of Manny anyways.

[IndieMatty]

Myspace is this network of personal homepages of 16-30 yr olds, they use it to meet people, bullshit etc. It's like "Friendster" but more multimedia.

Browsing that you encounter a lot of liberated, hot girls...and some ahem barely legal ones. A lot of porn stars have there own little site/blogs there too.

[jakethebake]

Huh. I dunno what friendspace is either. I'll have to look.

[IndieMatty]

It's a collegey thing. And it's friendster.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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It's a collegey thing. And it's friendster.

[/ QUOTE ]its lame too. People that are into the clubbing scence use it to post pictures of each other at clubs.

[IndieMatty]

Well a lot of hipster people use it too. It spans all clicks.

[ThaSaltCracka]

[ QUOTE ]
Well a lot of hipster people use it too. It spans all clicks.

[/ QUOTE ] true, good thing I am not in a click.

[jakethebake]

myspace is not firefox friendly. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[IndieMatty]

I lost my hipster priveleges when I started monitoring Brooks Brothers for Suit Sales.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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myspace is not firefox friendly. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Well then [censored] the [censored] fuckers! I ain't wasting my time on that [censored].

[ThaSaltCracka]

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I lost my hipster priveleges when I started monitoring Brooks Brothers for Suit Sales.

[/ QUOTE ]Nordstrom, yearly 50% of sale is the nuts for suits.

[ThaSaltCracka]

[ QUOTE ]
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myspace is not firefox friendly. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[/ QUOTE ]
Well then [censored] the [censored] fuckers! I ain't wasting my time on that [censored].

[/ QUOTE ]you two are to old and to married for that site anyways.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

[ QUOTE ]
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myspace is not firefox friendly. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[/ QUOTE ]
Well then [censored] the [censored] fuckers! I ain't wasting my time on that [censored].

[/ QUOTE ]you two are to old and to married for that site anyways.

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Probably. I have back pain from re-arranging my office today.

[IndieMatty]

Oh yeah add that to the list. New year. New Office for Matty...bring on the office sex!

[ThaSaltCracka]

I rearranged my cubicle today. The stapler is now next to the 2 hole punch.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

[ QUOTE ]
I rearranged my cubicle today. The stapler is now next to the 2 hole punch.

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They only gave you two holes in your punch? Mine has 3.

[ThaSaltCracka]

[ QUOTE ]
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I rearranged my cubicle today. The stapler is now next to the 2 hole punch.

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They only gave you two holes in your punch? Mine has 3.

[/ QUOTE ]I don't use the three hole punch, oh, also refilled my paper clip tin and my envelope sealer bottle.