UPS chick

[Reef]

anyone have a link or pictures of that really hot blondish UPS uniformed chick?

[wacki]

No, but here is a really hot FBI agent.

http://www.anniescostumes.com/FBI.jpg

[wacki]

Hah, google is your friend. Took 2 seconds 2 find.

http://www.batldr.com/ups%20chick.jpg

[Leo99]

Mmmmm. Brown. Nice.

[wacki]

Yes, it is nice. I wonder what pornsite it came from. I've never had a membership to one of those things before, but I think that woman might convert me.

[BusterStacks]

DAMN!

[codewarrior]

She looks like she's 14. And malnourished.

[BusterStacks]

[ QUOTE ]
She looks like she's 14. And malnourished.

[/ QUOTE ]

and you sound gay. Are either of these assumptions enough to be considered fact? No.

[codewarrior]

I never offered my statement as a fact, only an observation. My wife says I'm wrong, she looks 16 to her.

As for my sexual orientation - the truth is out there... /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[BusterStacks]

Ah you're married, this explains SO much.

[codewarrior]

I doubt that. I regularly did not pursue "waifs" on purpose, because it is not sexy to me. Besides, that left more of them to go around for the guys that were into women that look like teenage boys.

Let me guess, you like them shaved bald downstairs as well...

[wacki]

[ QUOTE ]
Let me guess, you like them shaved bald downstairs as well...

[/ QUOTE ]

I'll be the first to admit that I am a prude, but now you really do sound gay.

Let me intoduce you to a place where all the ladies are shaved.

http://www.alsscans.com/main.html

I clicked on 10 of the bio's and all the ladies I saw were between 21 and 25. Have fun.

http://www.alsscans.com/bios/modelall.html

[BusterStacks]

Classic married-man syndrome:

1) loss of libido

2) inability to find hot women attractive

3) Staunch defense of old-man personality

4) Out of touch with mainstream

Let ME guess, you never thought of any other women after you met your wife. Do you drive a minivan? Do you and your wife refer to people under 25 as "kids these days..." or worse yet, "whippersnappers"? I suspect this sour grapes attitude is a result of your inneptitude with the fairer sex and not the result of some revelation that comes with age. You refer to this chick as a "waif", yet I cannot determine anything that would lead me to believe she is at an unhealthy weight. Is your wife a more uh.. full-figured woman? Thinness is part of Western idealistic beauty dude, don't try to act like you like a girl with some meat on her bones or whatever crap you are implying.

[codewarrior]

My point is if you like them young looking and shaved bald....
Never mind, subtlety is not an OOT skill.

[wacki]

Damn Buster, good posts. Funny, truthfull, and most effective in smacking a bitch back in his place.

[BusterStacks]

[ QUOTE ]
My point is if you like them young looking and shaved bald....
Never mind, subtlety is not an OOT skill.

[/ QUOTE ]

YEAH I GET IT. I LIKE HAVING SEX WITH UNDERAGE GIRLS. Jesus H Christ... We got your point, it was just too weak and retarded to respond to.

[codewarrior]

Your insecurity is astounding.

I was a professional escort in college my friend, so I had to have something on the ball.

My wife and I have sex at least once a day, and at least three times a day on weekends - no libedo loss there. She's a 5' tall natural E-cup, you do the math.

Oh, and there are so many women who are hot that do not look like teenage boys, your argument is moot.

But nice try.

PS, I'm 34, I'm not "old."

[BottlesOf]

Can I somehow end this? The girl is HOT!

[codewarrior]

I will concede the point that she is very pretty.

[_2000Flushes]

[ QUOTE ]
She's a 5' tall natural E-cup

[/ QUOTE ]

Gross.

-2kF

[BusterStacks]

Ok Mr. Manwhore, why don't you tell us what a "natural E-cup" is tipping the scales at, and DON'T LIE.

[codewarrior]

I'll let her respond herself, as it would be inappropriate to state a woman's weight, weather it be 90 or 900lbs.

Besides, any answer would be correct fuel for your troll.

[codewarrior]

I don't think so, I like b00bs. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[TaxGoddess]

[ QUOTE ]
Ok Mr. Manwhore, why don't you tell us what a "natural E-cup" is tipping the scales at, and DON'T LIE.

[/ QUOTE ]

For your information, I am 5'2" and weigh 141 lbs, not that you would believe anything I say w/o seeing. Of course, I wouldn't want to give you that kind of satisfaction /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Personally, I like having tits, but each his own.

[codewarrior]

Actually, you missed my point entirely. I'll let others explain...

BTW, first guy to get the other guy to post in ALL-CAPS wins...

pwnd... /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[BusterStacks]

Hmmm... who pwned who in this thread? I'll let others explain.

[Clarkmeister]

You're member # 9999. That's pretty cool.

[PapaSan]

I was a professional escort in college my friend, so I had to have something on the ball.

LOL everyone knows male escorts are for gay customers, u sure you're not the one looking for teenage boys? Sodomite

[Alobar]

I Find myself rarely agreeing with you buster. But in this case, you are dead on in your analysis of this poor man who is chained down by a frumpy wife. Well played

[Alobar]

fat women usually have big tits. Your wife is over weight.

34 is also old. claiming that it isnt is the cry of a middle aged man going through a crisis.

Male escort?? ahahah, that totally just proves you are gay. Women dont call men and pay them money to [censored] them, but men sure do.

[IggyWH]

[ QUOTE ]
I Find myself rarely agreeing with you buster. But in this case, you are dead on in your analysis of this poor man who is chained down by a frumpy wife. Well played

[/ QUOTE ]

I second that...

I'm not one to put down a mans wife cause to each their own. 5'2" 141 pounds isn't exactly a light weight though.

[BusterStacks]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/touchstone_pictures/deuce_bigalow__male_gigolo/_group_photos/eddie_griffin5.jpg

[BottlesOf]

I'm 6/1 180. There's no way I consider my frame "large"

[Clarkmeister]

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I Find myself rarely agreeing with you buster. But in this case, you are dead on in your analysis of this poor man who is chained down by a frumpy wife. Well played

[/ QUOTE ]

Show a little bit of class. The man's wife is posting in the thread. Jesus.

[Clarkmeister]

1. Grow up.

2. So if she has a large frame, she's right at her ideal weight. What's the problem?

[codewarrior]

Not everyone knows this, so your response is less than suprising.

Not everyone knows that escort services don't always involve sex, and in fact don't involve it more often than not.

[BusterStacks]

[ QUOTE ]
1. Grow up.

2. So if she has a large frame, she's right at her ideal weight. What's the problem?

[/ QUOTE ]

Dude, he said he was an escort in college. If I can't even make fun of that, what the hell is the world coming to? Second, you may be right in theory, but do you honestly doubt that his wife is overweight? Not that it matters, but it's useful in understanding his scorn for hot women.

[codewarrior]

Misinformed on all fronts. Get out more, and expand your worldview.

BTW, marital sex is the best you'll ever have. If not, one of you is a poor teacher. How sad, really...

[Paluka]

This chick does not look under 18.

[codewarrior]

I'm 6' 180. I'm "skinny"

[Clarkmeister]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
1. Grow up.

2. So if she has a large frame, she's right at her ideal weight. What's the problem?

[/ QUOTE ]

Dude, he said he was an escort in college. If I can't even make fun of that, what the hell is the world coming to? Second, you may be right in theory, but do you honestly doubt that his wife is overweight? Not that it matters, but it's useful in understanding his scorn for hot women.

[/ QUOTE ]

Make fun of the escort service all you want. 140lbs for a 34 year old woman is not at all necessarily overweight, even at 5'2". Even using the standard height/weight chart you posted, she's within acceptible ranges.

And "hot" is not the same for everyone. Despite that sweet juicy booty, the chick in question is not at all hot from the waist up IMO.

Ripping on a man's wife is just ignorant though. Even more so when she's reading and posting in the freaking thread. Seriously, you'll look back at this one day and be embarassed at yourself. I do give you kudos for pulling down the chart though.

[BusterStacks]

Where did I rip on her?

[4thstreetpete]

you guys are all gay, she's hot! what a delicious booty!!

[codewarrior]

How could you not make fun of it? I would be disappointed if you didn't.

[BusterStacks]

[ QUOTE ]
How could you not make fun of it? I would be disappointed if you didn't.

[/ QUOTE ]

Take it in stride, man. You're still a tool.

[theBruiser500]

How can you guys get so worked up over a thread on an internet forum? Relax and don't take everything so seriously.

[ChoicestHops]

That girl is hot. She's not perfect, not enough meat on her, but I wouldn't turn her down.

Natural E-cup? That's gross. My X had the perfect tits. She was 5'0, 100 lbs, and had a 36C. Pink little nipples as well, no stretchmarks or anything.

An E-cup is bound to have stretch marks and silver dollar nipples.

[Duke]

[ QUOTE ]
She looks like she's 14. And malnourished.

[/ QUOTE ]

She looks like she's about 21 or so, and has far too much fat on her ass.

See how 2 people can see the same thing and think differently about it?

~D

[codewarrior]

Silver dollar, yes. Stretch marks, no. Huge, hell yes!

I like boobs, as I've stated. I noticed her brain about 60 seconds later. I also married her about four years later.

Sweaters are cool..... /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[DrPhysic]

OOOOH! My fav. Short & cute with hooters!

Hi, TG.

Somebody should tell these idiots that this is the stupidest thread ever. Code, gay? I don't think so, I've heard you make reference to his overactive libido too many times.

See you at the game tonight.

Doc

[Alobar]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I Find myself rarely agreeing with you buster. But in this case, you are dead on in your analysis of this poor man who is chained down by a frumpy wife. Well played

[/ QUOTE ]

Show a little bit of class. The man's wife is posting in the thread. Jesus.

[/ QUOTE ]

So, I could care less. I'll rip on everyone the same, I dont care if they are female, gay, black, poor or whatever other status. If you are going to argue in a thread and bring your wife in to back you up, and shes going to talk like shes hot [censored], then she better be able to handle the rebutles. Her being a girl, or her being a douche bags wife, doesnt change anything at all. I didnt just pick some chick at random and tell her shes overweight, that would be dick. And I dunno what chart you are reading but 5'2" and 140 is overweight.

[CCx]

[ QUOTE ]
For your information, I am 5'2" and weigh 141 lbs, not that you would believe anything I say w/o seeing. Of course, I wouldn't want to give you that kind of satisfaction

[/ QUOTE ]

You're fat.

The UPS girl is hot.

End of story.

[wacki]

Good post Alobar.

Also, if you claim to be an escort, then you have to be able to take criticism. And if you call every man that finds the UPS chick attractive a pedophile, then you have to be able to take some heat.

[Ulysses]

Hot.

[IggyWH]

[ QUOTE ]
Good post Alobar.

Also, if you claim to be an escort, then you have to be able to take criticism. And if you call every man that finds the UPS chick attractive a pedophile, then you have to be able to take some heat.

[/ QUOTE ]

Add in he implied that any man that likes a shaved oochie is a pedophile also.

[ChoicestHops]

^ I like it completely shaved, but that's just me.

I prefer tiny little pink nipples, no large or poofy ones.

Different strokes for everyone. As long as the person is happy that is all that counts.

[_2000Flushes]

This thread is the first thing I read after waking up today. My night is tainted.

-2kF

[cnfuzzd]

easily the most ridiculous thread ive read in OOT in a while. Seriously. 34 isnt old. The dudes wife isnt fat. Buster isnt a pedophile. Alobar doesnt understand quality insults. The ups chick is doable. And clark seems to be a good guy. You all are out of control. Calm down, and go back to looking at your respective ideals of feminine beauty. Jesus christ, while the UPS chick may be hot, i think she could also be the pandora of our forum.

peace

john nickle

[Leo99]

My wife has a D cup and that's plenty big enough. We're both 40 and I'm shaving her coochie tonight! I'll leave that little porn star patch.

[mmbt0ne]

Now, if PokerJo was in a UPS outfit...

[wacki]

[ QUOTE ]
Now, if PokerJo was in a UPS outfit...

[/ QUOTE ]

Isn't she a stripper? Maybe you can make a deal.

[Toro]

[ QUOTE ]
My wife has a D cup and that's plenty big enough. We're both 40 and I'm shaving her coochie tonight! I'll leave that little porn star patch.

[/ QUOTE ]


My wife is . . . .























in the other room watching TV. You're all crazy if you think I'm going to tell you perverts anything about my wife.

[Reef]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v326/reef/UPSgirl.jpg

[Leo99]

excellent job with another pic. What's with her ear? Is that 12 earings?

[ThaSaltCracka]

[ QUOTE ]
excellent job with another pic. What's with her ear? Is that 12 earings?

[/ QUOTE ]nice booty, terrible earrings.

[DukeSucks]

[ QUOTE ]
excellent job with another pic. What's with her ear? Is that 12 earings?

[/ QUOTE ]

How'd you notice her ears? /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[ChoicestHops]

She needs to get rid of the earrings.

Besides that, she's hot.

[cnfuzzd]

[ QUOTE ]
Now, if PokerJo was in a UPS outfit...

[/ QUOTE ]

id check on handling charges for my package...

ZING!!!!

and no, i dont think she is a stripper. If she is, that would be almost too much, and i would be striving to obtain the love of some olympian goddess.

peace

john nickle

[theBruiser500]

her face looks weird

[Leo99]

:-) It took a while to notice it.

[DukeSucks]

Might as well add one more...

http://www.bikernet.com/news/images/PhotoID4133.jpg

[wacki]

Damn, I want to see her naked.

[DesertCat]

I suggest the only way to settle this argument is to post some revealing photos of Mrs. Natural E Cup and compare them to Ms. UPS. I'm already willing to bet that Mrs. Natural E is sexier than the UPS gal, any takers?

[wacki]

Me, but how do we know that "Ms. Natural E"'s pics are really of her?

[Reef]

[ QUOTE ]
She needs to get rid of the earrings.

Besides that, she's hot.

[/ QUOTE ]

could it be a lock of hair?

edit: nm

[DesertCat]

[ QUOTE ]
Me, but how do we know that "Ms. Natural E"'s pics are really of her?

[/ QUOTE ]

We're all 2+2'rs here, I think we can trust Mr. Natural E to give us the real deal.

[cnfuzzd]

yeah, cause i would want a bunch of OOTards perseverating all over pics of my wife....

peace

john nickle

[ThaSaltCracka]

[ QUOTE ]
yeah, cause i would want a bunch of OOTards perseverating all over pics of my wife....

peace

john nickle

[/ QUOTE ]I agree, ya'll are acting like total tools. Leave the man and his wife alone.

[Toro]

[ QUOTE ]
yeah, cause i would want a bunch of OOTards perseverating all over pics of my wife....

peace

john nickle

[/ QUOTE ]

Ootiots, it's ootiots.

[_2000Flushes]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not get carried away here.

Jakethebake has yet to conduct the runoff. Ootards is not a lock, but ootiots isn't either.

-2kF

[Toro]

[ QUOTE ]
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not get carried away here.

Jakethebake has yet to conduct the runoff. Ootards is not a lock, but ootiots isn't either.

-2kF

[/ QUOTE ]

Correct, just giving ootiots equal time.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
My wife has a D cup and that's plenty big enough. We're both 40 and I'm shaving her coochie tonight! I'll leave that little porn star patch.

[/ QUOTE ]
What does a guy think is fun about shaving a chick? Do you paint her toenails for her too? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Gamblor]

are gross.

So are fat girls.

I do well thank you.

[DBowling]

As per his wife's request. Ill let others elaborate.