The First Rule of the 2+2 Club...

[DavidC]

... Is that you DON'T talk about the 2+2 website at poker tables.

The second rule is that you DON'T talk about the 2+2 website at poker tables.

As long as you follow these two rules, everything should be okay.

[Shillx]

Sup bro?

[Rudbaeck]

This is why it's important to know the codes and secret handshakes.

[Cardzy]

LOL, I take it you found someone doing this? /images/graemlins/wink.gif

sup bro?

[DavidC]

... 3 people! /images/graemlins/smile.gif At my [censored] table! /images/graemlins/smile.gif

They were really friendly though, which is cool. But they've gotta follow tha rulez, or they're out of the club. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[DavidC]

negativezero, dontcome, and eat_mynuts, all on party.

This is the penalty for talking about the 2+2 club, your username will become public (though I suppose since you're talking about the club, you don't care).

[DavidC]

My username is BigBlindDave.

One of them was rude enough to suggest that I wasn't blind!

So I explained to them that not only was I blind, but I was also a double amputee (both of my arms were torn off when I gave a horse a rematch (I won our last fight)).

As a result, I have to lick my brail pad, and I type with my nose.

When I suggested that they read this post, they said, "Let's change the subject to Dave's sex life."

I had to tell them that I hook up with this other double-amputee. She has no legs.

I have a bunkbed though, so we go up to the top bunk, and she grabs onto the ceiling fan and just spins.

It's god damn awesome! /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Rudbaeck]

The images this put in my head are horrible. Now I got double-double-amputee porn on a mental loop in my head.

[ricochet420]

/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

[Rah]

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I have a bunkbed though, so we go up to the top bunk, and she grabs onto the ceiling fan and just spins.

It's god damn awesome! /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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Jesus christ you're killing me

[Kenrick]

Had two guys last week talking about the compbonus. Other guys started asking about it. I said, "You guys talk too much." To their credit, they never spoke another word.

Guys like that aren't impressing anybody. Just STFU.

[Klak]

the standard code used to find a 2+2r at a table is "Does the brown trout sleep in the closet?" you will be able the ID the 2+2r as the only guy who doesnt say "what?" or "shut up [censored]"

[eagletmr]

Find your fellow 2+2ers in your VPIP/PFR stats for your opponents. Or with the Brown Trout in the closet of course

[Zetack]

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They were really friendly though, which is cool. But they've gotta follow tha rulez, or they're out of the club. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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I wouldn't want to be a member of any club that would accept me...

--Zetack

[bdypdx]

It was good that you knew you were up against 2+2ers....

Did you change tables?

-bdy