Shajen
12-30-2004, 04:18 PM
New Years 2000, I'm in Deep Ellem or Elem, or whatever in Dallas.
Drunker than [censored]. Stagger into a bar looking to buy some cigars for me and my boys. Look down, see a wad of cash. Pick it up. Attempt to pay for cigars with cash. Bartender says "this cash is counterfeit", hang on, let me get my manager.
I stupidly stand around, waiting for her "manager". 6 cops slam me up against the wall, cuff me and I get booked into Dallas County jail at the stroke of midnight. Welcome to 2000! WOOOHOOO.
16 hours later, my head is pounding and I'm out of jail and more importantly, out $5000. $2500 for the bail (they charged me with counterfeiting instead of just being a stupid ass) and I had to get a lawyer. Two weeks later the charges were dropped, but I didn't get any of my cash back. I gotta say, it was pretty scary being in Dallas county. Some rough dudes in there.
Anyone else do something as stupid as me?
Drunker than [censored]. Stagger into a bar looking to buy some cigars for me and my boys. Look down, see a wad of cash. Pick it up. Attempt to pay for cigars with cash. Bartender says "this cash is counterfeit", hang on, let me get my manager.
I stupidly stand around, waiting for her "manager". 6 cops slam me up against the wall, cuff me and I get booked into Dallas County jail at the stroke of midnight. Welcome to 2000! WOOOHOOO.
16 hours later, my head is pounding and I'm out of jail and more importantly, out $5000. $2500 for the bail (they charged me with counterfeiting instead of just being a stupid ass) and I had to get a lawyer. Two weeks later the charges were dropped, but I didn't get any of my cash back. I gotta say, it was pretty scary being in Dallas county. Some rough dudes in there.
Anyone else do something as stupid as me?