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SlyAK
12-30-2004, 03:40 AM
Ok, now for the most pointless poll in OOT history!!!

Would you rather have twice as many sets while playing poker, or twice as much sex??

I know, I am losing my mind, humor me.

Sly

Clarkmeister
12-30-2004, 03:42 AM
One must consider that twice as many sets may lead to twice as much sex.

Peca277
12-30-2004, 03:42 AM
Sex... and it isn't even close.

ClaytonN
12-30-2004, 03:46 AM
I originally thought of a legit answer to this, but just answered the poll question /images/graemlins/grin.gif

SlyAK
12-30-2004, 03:46 AM
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One must consider that twice as many sets may lead to twice as much sex.

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Well said, sir! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Sly

Non_Comformist
12-30-2004, 03:46 AM
2*0=0

I'll choose sets

bugstud
12-30-2004, 03:47 AM
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2*0=0

I'll choose sets

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Ditto

DBowling
12-30-2004, 03:49 AM
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One must consider that twice as many sets may lead to twice as much sex.

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my thoughts exactly

BusterStacks
12-30-2004, 04:18 AM
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One must consider that twice as many sets may lead to twice as much sex.

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yep, end of thread. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

partygirluk
12-30-2004, 04:25 AM
Would you rather have twice as many flushes, or twice as many bushes?

mike l.
12-30-2004, 04:32 AM
more sex and it's not even close, nor am i deprived. if i were having more sex it would mean i have more free time, and am way less stressed. oh man it would be great.

IndieMatty
12-30-2004, 04:39 AM
I get all the sex I want/need. I don't get all the money I want/need.

What I really need now is sleep.

Whoah...just as I am answering this!

Party Poker 15/30 Hold'em (10 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 9/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 9/images/graemlins/club.gif.
UTG calls, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 folds, MP3 calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button 3-bets</font>, SB folds, BB folds, UTG calls, MP1 folds, MP3 calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (14.66 SB) T/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 9/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 2/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 bets</font>, Hero calls, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, UTG folds, MP3 calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, Button calls, MP3 calls.

Turn: (11.83 BB) 2/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">MP3 bets</font>, Hero calls, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, Button calls, MP3 calls.

River: (23.83 BB) Q/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">MP3 bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, Button folds, MP3 calls.

Final Pot: 27.83 BB

Non_Comformist
12-30-2004, 04:44 AM
TT or QQ?

BusterStacks
12-30-2004, 04:45 AM
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TT or QQ?

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nah, he had to have taken it.

IndieMatty
12-30-2004, 04:56 AM
Other guy had JQ, not good to pump a draw when you're drawing dead.

Button said he laid down KK.

Michael Davis
12-30-2004, 05:14 AM
This is an easy question.

2*0=0
2*2/15=4/15

-Michael

partygirluk
12-30-2004, 05:24 AM
You never flop sets and shag twice a fortnight?

BusterStacks
12-30-2004, 05:26 AM
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You never flop sets and shag twice a fortnight?

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you say fortnight?

partygirluk
12-30-2004, 05:29 AM
14....15....same thing.

Duke
12-30-2004, 05:56 AM
Sometimes you lose with sets, and those pots are costly.

I have never lost with sex.

~D

SlyAK
12-30-2004, 06:07 AM
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Sometimes you lose with sets, and those pots are costly.

I have never lost with sex.

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This may be true in your case, but it is definitely possible to lose with sex... i.e. unwanted pregnancy, diseases, etc.

Sly

MarkL444
12-30-2004, 06:21 AM
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2*0=0

I'll choose sets

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aahahah you read my mind.

MarkL444
12-30-2004, 06:22 AM
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I have never lost with sex.



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youre just running good.

Shillx
12-30-2004, 06:24 AM
Let's say that I've had 1000 sets in my life. I would much rather have 2000 sets then (well 0 sex times two = 0 sex).

Gimme the sets and hope they win so I can get some hookers.

Brad

tolbiny
12-30-2004, 06:25 AM
fortnight rules... one of the few words i carried over on the boat i came on when i was 6.

tolbiny
12-30-2004, 06:26 AM
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I have never lost with sex

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I deem your sample size- Insufficiant.

Duke
12-30-2004, 06:29 AM
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you're just running good.

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Good call. My sample size is definitely insignificant.

~D

Duke
12-30-2004, 06:29 AM
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I deem your sample size- Insufficiant.

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Bah I was too slow.

~D

spamuell
12-30-2004, 06:36 AM
That's a turn play I would not have had the balls to try.

thatpfunk
12-30-2004, 06:49 AM
if i had anymore sex my penis might fall off.. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

seriously, tho sets, easy

The once and future king
12-30-2004, 10:31 AM
Who is the sex with ?

I have a girlfriend and could if I wanted have twice as much sex as I do now, which is to say I have as much sex as I want with a specific girl.

So easy answer twice as many sets.

fnord_too
12-30-2004, 10:39 AM
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I have never lost with sex

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I deem your sample size- Insufficiant.

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nice!

jakethebake
12-30-2004, 10:53 AM
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2*0=0

I'll choose sets

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Damn. I was just gonna say that. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

jakethebake
12-30-2004, 10:54 AM
Hell. I'll probbably just end up losing to some guy that gave up sex for flushes.

IndieMatty
12-30-2004, 11:02 AM
I was pretty certain that the button had an overpair and thought I was pumping a draw. I was drunk too.

After collecting all that on the turn, the trifecta would have been worth a try here.

TimM
12-30-2004, 11:22 AM
Sets? Yes, please! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

nolanfan34
12-30-2004, 12:24 PM
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One must consider that twice as many sets may lead to twice as much sex.

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Not if you're married.

Clarkmeister
12-30-2004, 01:03 PM
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One must consider that twice as many sets may lead to twice as much sex.

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Not if you're married.

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Possibly. At the very least twice as many sets could lead to sex that is twice as good. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

It's amazing how my girlfriend became totally accepting of poker once I started buying her nice presents with my poker winnings from time to time.

daryn
12-30-2004, 01:13 PM
what a dumb question. you have to be really hard up to pick sex. imagine all the pocket pairs you could play profitably if you flopped twice as many sets? wow. so you have sex once a week, bam it goes to twice a week. is that really a big difference? if you get sex more often per week, it's even worse.

benfranklin
12-30-2004, 01:27 PM
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Would you rather have twice as many flushes, or twice as many bushes?

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A flush in the hand is worth two in the bush.