View Full Version : you know you're getting too heavy when...
...you try on jeans and dismiss the too-tight, formerly-correct size as being the "wrong cut"
...and you notice that "fat-itch" you wanna scratch when ur belly & general midsection jiggle when u run/walk fast...
too much partypoker & potato skins, not enough treadmill/weights! /images/graemlins/blush.gif
Two words: Relaxed Fit. Get the ones with the hidden expando waistband. Take it from an Old Country Buffet regular /images/graemlins/laugh.gif
ThaSaltCracka
12-28-2004, 07:42 PM
I look in the mirror /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
OrangeHeat
12-29-2004, 09:52 AM
My Former Boss who just retired and was rather..um..well fed had one guideline.
When you can't see the entirety of your manly goods then your too heavy. I don't think he had seen his in at least 10 years.
Orange
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When you can't see the entirety of your manly goods then your too heavy.
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Entirety huh....I can only see the last 11 inches...guess it's time to hit the treadmill /images/graemlins/crazy.gif
youtalkfunny
12-29-2004, 07:30 PM
COL HOGAN: Look down. Can you see your feet?
SGT SCHULTZ: I can't even see the floor!
bear187
12-29-2004, 07:36 PM
+1 funny points to you sir, lmao!
bholdr
12-29-2004, 10:41 PM
LMFAO
very good
Zoltri
12-29-2004, 11:24 PM
http://www.aperfectworld.org/cartoons/timeoff.png
Rick Diesel
12-30-2004, 12:13 AM
I think he said goods, not feet.
River2Pair
12-30-2004, 01:17 AM
you've got more chins than Chinatown
The Dude
12-30-2004, 02:43 AM
I about had a heart last month when, after finishing my session, I got up, stretched, and pulled a food crumb out of my belly button. That was perhaps the saddest day of my life.
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