bumper stickers I am thinking of getting

[natedogg]

Back in 99 I had "Give Elian the Chair" with a nice pic of a skeleton getting zapped in an electric chair. that was sweet, got a lot of dirty looks for that. I doubt I'll ever top that masterpiece, but here's the ones I'm currently debating:


do your part, please don't vote
Yes the Jews killed Jesus, but who cares?
Free abortions for the poor! Wait, we already do that.

natedogg

[balkii]

did you make these? or do you order them somewhere? i wouldnt get any of them, because they are all in poor taste, and not clever in the least.

[Non_Comformist]

Depends on the reaction you want.

The second is funny in that is will offend the most amount of people.

Third one is a better polictical statement.

[Ray Zee]

best one i ever saw was-- when the green flag drops the bullsh-t stops

this was back in my car days. but it really applies to everything in life.

[private joker]

"I'd rather be surfing in Sri Lanka"

[BusterStacks]

"Nice cars never have bumper stickers"

[Alobar]

My current favorites are

"God was my co-pilot until we crashed into a mountain and I had to eat him"

"It's not premarital sex if you dont plan on getting married"

"My other car is a POS too"

[Popinjay]

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best one i ever saw was-- when the green flag drops the bullsh-t stops

this was back in my car days. but it really applies to everything in life.

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't get it, what's the green flag?

[Alobar]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
best one i ever saw was-- when the green flag drops the bullsh-t stops

this was back in my car days. but it really applies to everything in life.

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't get it, what's the green flag?

[/ QUOTE ]

The flag they wave at the start of an auto race

[Lazymeatball]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
best one i ever saw was-- when the green flag drops the bullsh-t stops

this was back in my car days. but it really applies to everything in life.

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't get it, what's the green flag?

[/ QUOTE ]


Ray's favorite pair of boxers?

Bush/Jesus '04

I know, a little untimely. But still brilliant.

[JeffO]

A friend of mine used to have one that read "I brake for hallucinations"

Not a good idea if you like to party like he did back in the day. Your just asking for a cop to pull you over.

[ThaSaltCracka]

"something clever"

[Zeno]

How about this: Do ME a favor: Shoot YOURSELF.

Le Misanthrope

[tek]

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Yes the Jews killed Jesus, but who cares?

[/ QUOTE ]

I though it was the Roman spaghetti eaters who wre trying to create a new religion to scam people with that killed JC...that is if JC ever really existed considering the contradictory gospels written long after he supposedly died.

[natedogg]

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Yes the Jews killed Jesus, but who cares?

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I though it was the Roman spaghetti eaters who wre trying to create a new religion to scam people with that killed JC...that is if JC ever really existed considering the contradictory gospels written long after he supposedly died.

[/ QUOTE ]

well if you want to get technical, sure! But Jeez, I'm just looking to offend people who take it all seriously... ha

natedogg

[PoBoy321]

I always liked "Jesus loves you... but I still think you're an [censored]."

Other than that, I can't think of too many offensive bumper stickers other than one I saw on a van that said "Don't laugh at my van, your kid could be in here."

If T-shirt hell made bumper stickers, I'm sure they'd be right up your alley.

[jakethebake]

"Nuke a gay whale for Jesus"...an oldie but a goodie. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[natedogg]

I forgot about this one.

"Civil disobedience is still disobedience"

god bless you maddox.

natedogg

[natedogg]

During the clarence thomas hearings circa 1990 I lived in Berkeley and every volvo in town had the "I believe you anita" bumper sticker.

I had a friend who had a bumper sticker made for his car: I believe you Clarence. It was brilliant.

His car was such a POS he didn't even notice the newer key scratches on it.

natedogg

[thatpfunk]

it will be a good day when our schools get all the books they need and the government has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.

sorry if its not funny but im in a shitty mood and its pretty [censored] true.

[johnnycakes]

To me, bumper stickers are awesome. They’re shortcuts. Shortcuts that say “Hey, let’s never hang out.”

-Demetri Martin