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IndieMatty
12-27-2004, 03:26 PM
Which one do you take?

Russian Brides (http://puga.vdu.lt/~i9seno/prettywoman/russian.html)

Elena obviously loves me...I already ordered /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

jakethebake
12-27-2004, 03:32 PM
Elena would be my choice. Larisa runs a distant second.

IndieMatty
12-27-2004, 03:36 PM
They are doing a real disservice by not putting this pic as her frontpage.

http://puga.vdu.lt/~i9seno/prettywoman/pic/02b.jpg

ThaSaltCracka
12-27-2004, 03:58 PM
Marijuana.

jakethebake
12-27-2004, 04:15 PM
Why wasn't this done as a poll?

Uston
12-27-2004, 04:21 PM
Obviously.

As much as I hate the expression, it really isn't close.

IndieMatty
12-27-2004, 04:26 PM
Pure laziness I guess. Is it worth it? I'll set it up tonight..if you think it is.

(Also these girls are fake, unless Elena is still single since July when my friend first sent me this link)

Too Sexy
12-27-2004, 04:40 PM
None of these girls desereve to be in my presence.

Here's some important information about me.....

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cause I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song

jakethebake
12-27-2004, 04:43 PM
Is Too Sexy the new sup bro? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

ThaSaltCracka
12-27-2004, 04:49 PM
not funny

IndieMatty
12-27-2004, 04:52 PM
No way. Sup Bro is funny.

Though his Avatar is not without merit.

TimM
12-27-2004, 05:09 PM
Dibs on Inna (http://puga.vdu.lt/~i9seno/prettywoman/single-russian-06.html).

Hack
12-27-2004, 07:13 PM
Doesn't the Scott Bacula avatar just add a lot to his spam? :P

Non_Comformist
12-27-2004, 09:15 PM
Fake? How.

IggyWH
12-27-2004, 09:20 PM
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Elena would be my choice. Larisa runs a distant second.

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I don't know about that distant part... Larisa's body is bangin for a 30 year old and she likes to cook.

jakethebake
12-27-2004, 09:21 PM
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Doesn't the Scott Bacula avatar just add a lot to his spam? :P

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how is it spam?

ThaSaltCracka
12-27-2004, 09:44 PM
anyone look at the other countries?

this chick (http://puga.vdu.lt/~i9seno/prettywoman/single-belarus-26.html) will do it.

ThaSaltCracka
12-27-2004, 09:45 PM
here is a 19 year old (http://puga.vdu.lt/~i9seno/prettywoman/single-belarus-28.html) she likes horse riding too.

jagoff
12-27-2004, 09:47 PM
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Dibs on Inna (http://puga.vdu.lt/~i9seno/prettywoman/single-russian-06.html).

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Languages: level 2, Understands only simple written text with help of dictionary, needs most letters translated.



Why would you ask for anything more?

Slacker13
12-27-2004, 10:07 PM
The Ukrainian brides girls are hotter IMO.

Ulysses
12-28-2004, 05:48 AM
Weak. Check out sup bro and especially Ice Man to see how it's done. I believe Stef Djordjevic made a classic appearance once as well.

rusty JEDI
12-28-2004, 06:49 AM
What is the going rate on a mail order bride?


rJ

DBowling
12-28-2004, 08:56 AM
I call Natalia (http://puga.vdu.lt/~i9seno/prettywoman/single-ukranian-22.html)

[ QUOTE ]
Profession: Engineer
Occupation: Designer

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She's got two jobs? Sign me up.

Lazymeatball
12-28-2004, 09:53 AM
There should be a discount if they're in their thirties.
I bet I could get a really good deal on Olga (http://puga.vdu.lt/~i9seno/prettywoman/single-russian-04.html) .

ps. I like the different body styles: about 20 slims, a few slenders, athletic, sportive, normal, feminine, and the ever popular middle-sized.

IndieMatty
12-28-2004, 10:39 AM
Oh good one. Very good. I'll still take Elena.

TimM
12-28-2004, 12:11 PM
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here is a 19 year old (http://puga.vdu.lt/~i9seno/prettywoman/single-belarus-28.html) she likes horse riding too.

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She looks like a stuck up American girl ripped out of a 70's disco.

ThaSaltCracka
12-28-2004, 12:14 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
here is a 19 year old (http://puga.vdu.lt/~i9seno/prettywoman/single-belarus-28.html) she likes horse riding too.

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She looks like a stuck up American girl ripped out of a 70's disco.

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Perfect, right?

TimM
12-28-2004, 02:21 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
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here is a 19 year old (http://puga.vdu.lt/~i9seno/prettywoman/single-belarus-28.html) she likes horse riding too.

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She looks like a stuck up American girl ripped out of a 70's disco.

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Perfect, right?

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If someone told me this was a pic from my class of '84 yearbook, I'd have no reason to disbelieve it. Nah, I am so over this look.

Hack
01-06-2005, 01:30 AM
Because he posted it in 5 or 6 different threads at least.

But Too Sexy is great. Although his posts aren't as cool as Sup Bro's.

tek
01-06-2005, 03:34 AM
Why do they all have the same names when you look at the Russian, Ukraine and the Byelorussian page? It's like the made up names they give animals at the Humane Society. Then you have to rename them when you get home.

"Yes, I would like Anna. No, no the other Anna. From page 2. NOOO, the one over there. Thank you. Ok, come along Anna--I mean, uh, Jeannie. My name? Don't worry about that because you can't pronounce it with my..." /images/graemlins/grin.gif

deacsoft
01-06-2005, 04:00 AM
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They are doing a real disservice by not putting this pic as her frontpage.

http://puga.vdu.lt/~i9seno/prettywoman/pic/02b.jpg

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BINGO!

anatta
01-06-2005, 04:08 AM
I thought of Ice Man when I read this too. Favorite songs of all-time...he's like No way man! Highway to the Danger Zone!! He's got the Val Kilmer shot. That was a riot. "Revin up your engines..." Too much.

Sorry I missed sup bro. I'll do a search.

SuitedSixes
01-06-2005, 04:42 AM
Take my word for it: Being married to someone from another country is not all it's cracked up to be.

Skjonne
01-06-2005, 05:49 AM
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I call Natalia (http://puga.vdu.lt/~i9seno/prettywoman/single-ukranian-22.html)


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Agree completely. She's g00t

If I have to pick a russian, it's Anna

deacsoft
01-06-2005, 06:15 AM
Is it just me or does it look like many of them have a surprised look on their faces?