09-27-2001, 07:49 PM
After years of not being able to get ahead on Paradise Poker, my friends and I have decided that we are victims of collusion. We have seen plenty of obvious cheating that has not been caught. We believe that ALL of the winning 20/40 regulars are cheating. They are just very good at it and so they won't get caught. We don't believe that Paradise Poker does anything proactive to stop this. With their alleged high tech methods of detecting team play, why do we always have to report cheaters to them? They always say they were "in the process" of monitoring these people's play but coincidentally they never have just banned them. It is only after we report them that they are banned. We have come to the conclusion that PP is not up to the task of policing their games.
To prove this, we are going to begin cheating in all levels of games from .5/1 up to 10/20. We will stay away from 15/30 and 20/40...due to our observations we feel there are already enough teams playing at those limits. We will not stop unless we are banned, if they don't catch us we will eventually accumulate enough money to take on the existing teams at the higher limits. We have observed them and feel that these are not exceptional players (with the exception of URMeowed who we feel is a very talented player), they just have an almost unlimited bankroll that they all share and they cheat just enough to ensure that they will win. The only real skill that any of these players seem to have is the ability to bully short stacks one-on-one on the heads up tables. This is obviously very easy to do when you have a $20K bankroll to draw from and your opponent has a few hundred dollars.
In short, the innocent masses are going to unknowingly finance our assault on the cheaters of the internet poker world.
We have all put in many hours already over the last year or so and should be beyond suspicion. We will not make any moves that will compromise our cheating. We will be just as chatty as always. Just your average every day low limit players out to have a social game of poker. We will pick our spots where our play will benefit us but will look reasonable. We will also be using four different accounts. We will play at the same table as another member of our cartel only about half the time. At no point will three of us be in the same game. About half of the time each of us will be playing "alone". We will communicate via cell phone non-stop during our collusive play. Due to our jobs 3 of us have unlimited cellular calling plans so our cost of doing this will be zero. The one of us without the cell phone has a separate land line into his home exclusively for internet connection. None of us are related or live in the same city although we all live within 40 miles of each other.
We are all very good poker players and believe we can cheat in a way that our opponents will not detect. We have established predetermined guidelines for when we will and will not make moves. We all are regular winners at local brick and mortar card rooms, we all win on annual trips to Vegas, and we all win at the lower limits on PP. It isn't until we get to the higher levels that we are being scammed. We believe there are plenty of cheaters at the lower limits but they are just not very good at it so it can be overcome by good players. We are confident that PP will not detect anything based on our experiences of being on the receiving end of cheating for years.
We don't want to do this. We are being forced to fight fire with fire. Paradise Poker has failed to provide a safe playing environment and it is now kill or be killed. We are good guys and have agreed to donate all of the proceeds from our experiment to charity. We apologize in advance to those adversely affected by this but in reality we feel we are providing a public service. At least with us your money will go to a good cause instead of being put to selfish use by the cheaters.
We all feel we have nothing to lose...if by some chance we get caught (very unlikely) we are only losing the ability to play in crooked games anyway. Just like the cheaters we will face no legal action and don't even run the risk of getting our asses kicked in the parking lot.
Let the games begin!!!!!!!!!!!!
To prove this, we are going to begin cheating in all levels of games from .5/1 up to 10/20. We will stay away from 15/30 and 20/40...due to our observations we feel there are already enough teams playing at those limits. We will not stop unless we are banned, if they don't catch us we will eventually accumulate enough money to take on the existing teams at the higher limits. We have observed them and feel that these are not exceptional players (with the exception of URMeowed who we feel is a very talented player), they just have an almost unlimited bankroll that they all share and they cheat just enough to ensure that they will win. The only real skill that any of these players seem to have is the ability to bully short stacks one-on-one on the heads up tables. This is obviously very easy to do when you have a $20K bankroll to draw from and your opponent has a few hundred dollars.
In short, the innocent masses are going to unknowingly finance our assault on the cheaters of the internet poker world.
We have all put in many hours already over the last year or so and should be beyond suspicion. We will not make any moves that will compromise our cheating. We will be just as chatty as always. Just your average every day low limit players out to have a social game of poker. We will pick our spots where our play will benefit us but will look reasonable. We will also be using four different accounts. We will play at the same table as another member of our cartel only about half the time. At no point will three of us be in the same game. About half of the time each of us will be playing "alone". We will communicate via cell phone non-stop during our collusive play. Due to our jobs 3 of us have unlimited cellular calling plans so our cost of doing this will be zero. The one of us without the cell phone has a separate land line into his home exclusively for internet connection. None of us are related or live in the same city although we all live within 40 miles of each other.
We are all very good poker players and believe we can cheat in a way that our opponents will not detect. We have established predetermined guidelines for when we will and will not make moves. We all are regular winners at local brick and mortar card rooms, we all win on annual trips to Vegas, and we all win at the lower limits on PP. It isn't until we get to the higher levels that we are being scammed. We believe there are plenty of cheaters at the lower limits but they are just not very good at it so it can be overcome by good players. We are confident that PP will not detect anything based on our experiences of being on the receiving end of cheating for years.
We don't want to do this. We are being forced to fight fire with fire. Paradise Poker has failed to provide a safe playing environment and it is now kill or be killed. We are good guys and have agreed to donate all of the proceeds from our experiment to charity. We apologize in advance to those adversely affected by this but in reality we feel we are providing a public service. At least with us your money will go to a good cause instead of being put to selfish use by the cheaters.
We all feel we have nothing to lose...if by some chance we get caught (very unlikely) we are only losing the ability to play in crooked games anyway. Just like the cheaters we will face no legal action and don't even run the risk of getting our asses kicked in the parking lot.
Let the games begin!!!!!!!!!!!!