This is why you can't beat online poker

Game #109827828 - $10/$20 Hold'em - 2001/09/14-22:02:11 (CST)

Table "Pavuvu" (real money) -- Seat 6 is the button

Seat 1: realdesire ($494 in chips)

Seat 2: suprano ($225 in chips)

Seat 3: *Ace*hole ($666 in chips)

Seat 4: Omaholic ($351 in chips)

Seat 6: quads ($360 in chips)

Seat 7: QBOBSr ($602 in chips)

Seat 8: d grace ($621 in chips)

Seat 9: cheapshirts ($205 in chips)

Seat 10: URMeowed ($818 in chips)

QBOBSr : Post Small Blind ($5)

d grace : Post Big Blind ($10)

Dealing...

Dealt to URMeowed [ Ah ]

Dealt to URMeowed [ Ks ]

cheapshirts: Fold

URMeowed: Raise ($20)

realdesire: Fold

suprano : Call ($20)

*Ace*hole: Raise ($30)

Omaholic: Fold

quads : Fold

QBOBSr : Fold

d grace : Fold

URMeowed: Raise ($20)

suprano : Call ($20)

*Ace*hole: Call ($10)

*** FLOP *** : [ 9c Th Kc ]

URMeowed: Bet ($10)

suprano : Call ($10)

*Ace*hole: Raise ($20)

URMeowed: Raise ($20)

suprano : Call ($20)

*Ace*hole: Raise ($20)

URMeowed: Call ($10)

suprano : Call ($10)

*** TURN *** : [ 9c Th Kc ] [ Jd ]

URMeowed: Check

suprano : Check

*Ace*hole: Bet ($20)

URMeowed: Call ($20)

suprano : Call ($20)

*** RIVER *** : [ 9c Th Kc Jd ] [ 8c ]

URMeowed: Check

suprano : Check

*Ace*hole: Check

*** SUMMARY ***

Pot: $312 | Rake: $3

Board: [ 9c Th Kc Jd 8c ]

realdesire didn't bet (folded)

suprano bet $100, collected $312, net +$212 (showed hand) [ Ac 7d ] (a straight, seven to jack)

*Ace*hole lost $100 (showed hand) [ Kh Jh ] (two pair, kings and jacks)

Omaholic didn't bet (folded)

snaab didn't bet

quads didn't bet (folded)

QBOBSr lost $5 (folded)

d grace lost $10 (folded)

cheapshirts didn't bet (folded)

URMeowed lost $100 (showed hand) [ Ah Ks ] (a pair of kings)

Reeerrrrr Pfft Pfft


Yep, too stupid to live rules on PP. Hopefully in the long run you will beat them more often for more $ than they beat you for.


Face it, the life of a cat isnt always great...sometimes you get too close to the kitchen door of the wrong restarant, how many lieves do you have left kitty ;-)

I have Paradise reset my lives whenever I get down to 3 lives remaining.


URMeowed

I think I was playing at this table a little later that night. Of course suprano continued to play this way and left a big loser. This is why you CAN beat online poker.


Meow. Still eight inches when completely stretched out on the couch?

Don't you think you played the hand a little too wild?


Yep, the opponence is weak but....


However the results wouldn't have changed. In the long run you'll be a sure winner


Marco

suprano is a lunatic. I played with him a few days ago, and he had the whole table on tilt. But despite all the suckouts, he went through $400 in less than an hour.


I don't know what it takes for people to realize that players like this (and that other fish with the KJ) are what make online poker winnable. Every time your AK holds up and you win a $350 pot instead of the $200 you'd win from normal opponents, do you complain about them chasing gutshots to the river and such?


Take the beats when they come, and just hope they don't leave the table. And as you know, they rarely do.

I don't understand. At what point did you think I played the hand wild? Also I knew whatever edge I gave up being out of position was more than made up by the fishy caught in the middle.


URMeowed

Are you kidding? He flopped a back door flush draw along

with 2 back door straight draws, one of which was

for 1/2 the pot.


Who knows, maybe he figured his A high was good.

Damn, I've searched and searched but I can't find my "reset lives" button...where is it kitty? ;-)

Swim little fishie, swim. Don't let the angry man eat you.