Which Movie Psycho-Murderer Would You Be?

[fsuplayer]

Got asked this at a poker game last week.

If you could be an pyscho/murderer from movies past or present, who would you be?

it has to be a person (the predator doesnt count), has to kill people for the evil sake of killing them (terminator 1 doesnt count, he had another purpose and they just got in the way) and specify reasons for your choice.

my pick is Hannibal Lector. he seems like a decent guy, is a smooth talker, and has good manners. while i dont think that eating people is too appetizing, being on the upper end of the genious scale would be cool. and if I got caught, at least I could do some criminal profiling or have the scum bag next to me swallow his tongue for being a shithead to clarece.


hope i didnt kill my own thread with my awesome answer, but i am sure you guys can come up with some good ones.

[ThaSaltCracka]

this is easy.

The dude from American Psycho.

[Lazymeatball]

no other cool criminal psycho murderer comes to mind then Hannibal Lecter. That guy from Seven, no where near as cool. I havn't seen American Psycho, but I hear it's good, and it's also followed by a bunch of 'the book is better' fags. there was that SOn of Sam movie. and that Scorpio guy from Dirty Harry was kind of cool in a shiithead kind of way. Nobody would want to be those dudes from 'In Cold Blood.' Maybe some people would want to be the guy in "Natural Born Killers." The earcutting guy in Reservoir Dogs probably killed a lot of people in his day, does he count? Any other movie serial killers of note? whiskey fueled rant over

[fsuplayer]

whiskey fueled rant over

its monday morning! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[ThaSaltCracka]

The guy from American Psycho is sick, he is like taxing hella broads, talking a bunch of absurd [censored], arguing over business cards, then beasting people in his free time. I love the part where he is flexing in the mirror while he is taxing that broad doggy style.

[Lazymeatball]

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whiskey fueled rant over

its monday morning! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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10am is my usual drinking time. I work nights.

[fsuplayer]

great answer. not sure, but i just may have been one upped. (damn)

[whiskeytown]

I'd pick one of the movies that has a "Jack the Ripper" -

worlds first psycho serial killer - damn clever too.

RB

[elwoodblues]

Keyser Soze

[gonores]

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he seems like a decent guy, is a smooth talker, and has good manners.

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If Winston Wolff from Pulp Fiction qualifies, then you get all this without the inconvenient cannibalism.

Personally, I'd be Nicky Santoro from Casino. He goes from 0 to Psycho quicker than anyone in any movie I can remember.

[M2d]

I was gonna say Jules, but the Wolff works just as well. they are just too cool.

[_2000Flushes]

Yeah, I'd be Patrick Bateman. It's a no-brainer.

-2kF

[Sponger15SB]

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I love the part where he is flexing in the mirror while he is taxing that broad doggy style.

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That is so funny this is mentioned because I didn't know anything about the movie at all until one of my friends told me yesterday about how funny that scene was.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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I love the part where he is flexing in the mirror while he is taxing that broad doggy style.

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That is so funny this is mentioned because I didn't know anything about the movie at all until one of my friends told me yesterday about how funny that scene was.

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[Ulysses]

Patrick Bateman.

[MHarris]

Nicky Santoro is one of my favorites. The pen scene is classic.

I still go with Mr. Blonde from Reservoir Dogs.

[wacki]

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I was gonna say Jules, but the Wolff works just as well. they are just too cool.

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According to the rules, these don't coun't count. They have to kill for sport, and only sport.

Not sure if Keyser Sose counts either?

[fsuplayer]

no, keizer doesnt. he is just smart as hell and ruthless. not really a psycho.

[thatpfunk]

Bateman doesn't actually kill anyone. He is psycho, and a schizo, but doesn't actually kill anyone, so I'm not sure if he counts either...

Also, his life would kind of suck, wouldn't it? Isn't that the point of the movie? He doesn't enjoy blowing lines, being rich, porking chicks, etc and that is why he thinks he needs violence.

I'd take Lector and its not very close.

[ThaSaltCracka]

dude, doesn't he kill people? I am almost positive he does.

[thatpfunk]

Its his imagination. He doesn't actually kill anyone, making his life even more pathetic.

Edit: It is open to interpretation I suppose...

[ThaSaltCracka]

oh, maybe I never noticed that.

[thatpfunk]

There are a couple of scenes that imply it in the movie:
When he goes to Paul Allen's house and its for sale, etc &
When he speaks with his lawyer and attempts to turn himself in

[Reef]

T1000, but since its human- Michael Myers

[_2000Flushes]

Shhhhhhh.

-2kF

[CCass]

Norman Bates - Everyone thinks you are the quiet easy going type, you get to watch women undress, and you can blame everything on your mother.

[dr. klopek]

The killer in "Red Dragon." If I have to be a killer, I'm goin all out, mutilating people and [censored].

[Duke]

You limited the list of candidates so severely that there can be only a couple possible answers, the best of which is obviously Lecter.

EDIT: Actually, Lecter kills the rude. He doesn't kill people for the hell of it, so he's disqualified by your own restrictions.

~D

[Broken Glass Can]

I'm waiting for the movie on this case to come out. (http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/pickton/index.html)

more (http://vancouver.cbc.ca/regionalnews/caches/bc_pickton-charges20041220.html)

[Burno]

Patrick Bateman: There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.


Seriously, if somehow you haven't seen this movie, watch it over the holidays.


I have to return some video tapes.

[wacki]

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I'm waiting for the movie on this case to come out. (http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/pickton/index.html)

more (http://vancouver.cbc.ca/regionalnews/caches/bc_pickton-charges20041220.html)

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Looks like Brick Top was right about being wary of a man who raises pigs.