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dr. klopek
12-18-2004, 11:23 AM
In your normal, run-of-the-mill fight, who would win: Kriss Kross (circa "jump"), or Another Bad Creation (circa "At The Playground")?

How do you think allowing weapons would affect the outcome? What about the size of the battle arena? What do you think would be the best strategy for either group?

And how do you think they would do against other adolescent musicians, i.e. Hanson, Aaron Carter, Bow Wow, etc.?
Lazymeatball
12-18-2004, 12:01 PM
ABC is the obvious answer. This thread is over.
eric5148
12-18-2004, 02:50 PM
I vaguely recognize the first name, never heard of the second name, and I'd like to keep it that way.
dr. klopek
12-18-2004, 07:52 PM
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ABC is the obvious answer. This thread is over.

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I disagree, I think that ABC gains the advantage when weapons come into the equation, not if it's clean. When you're outnumbered and have a size advantage, you want to keep the amount of damage they can do at once to a minimum.
CCx
12-18-2004, 08:27 PM
it all depends on if kris kross are wearing their clothes backwards or not - if this is the case, i'm going to have to side with ABC

kris kross did have some legit street credibility (among the ever popular 8-12 year old white male demographic), so i'd imagine they'd want the fight on home turf for crowd support
dr. klopek
12-18-2004, 10:02 PM
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it all depends on if kris kross are wearing their clothes backwards or not

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I hadn't even considered this oddly enough. Who is that in your avatar?
ThaSaltCracka
12-18-2004, 10:05 PM
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it all depends on if kris kross are wearing their clothes backwards or not

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I hadn't even considered this oddly enough. Who is that in your avatar?

[/ QUOTE ] MF Doom, I believe.
dr. klopek
12-18-2004, 10:20 PM
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it all depends on if kris kross are wearing their clothes backwards or not

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I hadn't even considered this oddly enough. Who is that in your avatar?

[/ QUOTE ] MF Doom, I believe.

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Oh yeah, now I recognize that mask. I was hopin it wasn't Sunspot Jonz.
Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!
12-19-2004, 01:44 AM
awsome 3-some would take em all down....
CCx
12-19-2004, 02:13 AM
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it all depends on if kris kross are wearing their clothes backwards or not

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I hadn't even considered this oddly enough. Who is that in your avatar?

[/ QUOTE ] MF Doom, I believe.

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indeed, zev love in the flesh

right above the government, dumile (doom-will-lay)
either unmarked or engraved, hey who's to say
ThaSaltCracka
12-19-2004, 03:29 AM
do you like his new album?

I am not really a fan though.
CCx
12-19-2004, 10:26 AM
his new album is okay, 80% of the tracks have been floating around for 6+ months, so when the album finally dropped i was dismayed to find that i had already heard most of it - i think it's pretty good, but his best doom work will always be doomsday followed by the first viktor vaughn (2nd one was horrible) - am kind of a bigger fan of his KMD work
BusterStacks
12-19-2004, 12:35 PM
uh... does he really wear that mask often? Holy crap that is rediculous.
Rick Diesel
12-19-2004, 01:30 PM
I'm sure that Kris Kross would throw off ABC with their dread locks and backwards clothes, but I still have to side with ABC due to the fact that most times 5 people kick the [censored] out of 2 people.
B Dids
12-19-2004, 03:30 PM
Kriss KRoss and it's not even close. Those kids were gully.

MF Doom= awesome. I've loved what I've heard of MM... Food.
CCx
12-19-2004, 05:29 PM
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uh... does he really wear that mask often? Holy crap that is rediculous.

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always wears it in public, you'll never see him without it
Lazymeatball
12-19-2004, 05:39 PM
Does he do anything else to put forth the character of this guy in a mask, or does he dress and act like any other rap guy, just with a dumb mask on? If so, that is really awesome.
B Dids
12-19-2004, 05:47 PM
He's M(etal) F(ace) Doom.

And yeah- it's a big part of his persona.
CCx
12-19-2004, 06:07 PM
here's a dope interview from this month's SPIN magazine that should answer all of your questions about doom - he's been around for ages, i remember first hearing him on the gas face record in 89 and doing backflips and wanting more - his kmd projects getting shelved was a real big shame, he had to wait forever to get on
click here for the interview (http://www.stonesthrow.com/madvillain/spin-december2004.html)