Women you would cry in joy if they posed in Playboy

[kyro]

If you read Bill Simmons' column, you'll recognize this subject. I think the main ones he listed were Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson and the Olsen Twins. Any other thoughts? Personally, I could die happy with Jennifer Aniston in there.

[Tron]

Oh man... Jessica Simpson... Incredible choice.

[PoBoy321]

My girlfriend. I would tell everyone I'd ever met in my life that I was dating a Playboy model.

[Edge34]

I WOULD have said Tara Reid before she turned into the ho-bag she is now with those hideous implants.

[slickpoppa]

I'm sorry, Lindsay Lohan is not that hot. I'd do her of course, but she is overrated.

[Macdaddy Warsaw]

Lindsay Lohan is the hottest thing on two legs if you were going to ask me. Also, have you seen the SNL where she plays Hermione? So good, but so dirty. I love it.

[Popinjay]

Lindsay Lohan's tits, well at least one of them, have already been exposed.

[dmk]

[ QUOTE ]
Lindsay Lohan's tits, well at least one of them, have already been exposed.

[/ QUOTE ]

I really can't fathom how you could post this w/out a link...

[eric5148]

[ QUOTE ]
Quote:
Lindsay Lohan's tits, well at least one of them, have already been exposed.



I really can't fathom how you could post this w/out a link...

[/ QUOTE ]

I think google would take about half a second to find it.

[zephed56]

George W. Bush's mom.

http://nike.cecs.csulb.edu/~jtdahl/htimages/plumper.JPG

[wonderwes]

Nikki Cox
http://usuarios.lycos.es/masespanyolb/famosos/nikki.jpg

followed by Catherine Bell

http://www.superiorpics.com/catherine_bell/images/catherine051.jpg

followed by Katherine Heigl
http://www.mnworld.com/mww/wallpapers/800x600/kheigl2_800x600.jpg

[eric5148]

What happened to her right boob? It looks like it's about to fall off.

[fsuplayer]

nikki cox=overrated

[razor]

[ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Lindsay Lohan's tits, well at least one of them, have already been exposed.


[/ QUOTE ]

I really can't fathom how you could post this w/out a link...


[/ QUOTE ]

I think google would take about half a second to find it.

[/ QUOTE ]

while this is indeed true, it is an unwritten rule on these forums that posts of this type MUST include pictures or at least links to pictures.

[Justin A]

Is this the image everyone speaks of?

nipple slip (http://www.sxxxy.org/archives/lohan.jpg)

Justin A

[CrazyEyez]

If you read Bill Simmons' column,

He is a god. Re: Lohan, here's his line: "we could solve the "Implants: Yes or no?" dilemma once and for all. I'd be combing through those pictures like Gil Grissom looking for carpet hairs on a dead hooker."

Personally, I could die happy with Jennifer Aniston in there.

I second that emotion, emphatically.
A close 2nd and 3rd would be Anna K and Jessica.

[ethan]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Lindsay Lohan's tits, well at least one of them, have already been exposed.

[/ QUOTE ]

I really can't fathom how you could post this w/out a link...

[/ QUOTE ]

link (http://celebrity-portal.net/gallery/05l/)

[Rushmore]

Being a guy, I naturally clicked on the link.

I'd like to go on record as saying that I am not a desperate enough individual to find the photos of Lindsay Lohan with "her breast exposed" even remotely interesting, arousing, or worthwhile.

We cannot possibly be so starved for celebrity skin that this qualifies as worthy of any bandwith.

[Rushmore]

[ QUOTE ]
Is this the image everyone speaks of?

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes, apparently it is. See my post above.

Is it any wonder women are so adept at manipulating men? I mean, if THIS is a worthwhile endeavor, what relatively attractive woman cannot take a man for all he's worth with some actual, you know, like, uh, SEX????

[Rushmore]

...All of the women mentioned would be great to see...

IN HUSTLER!!!

Why anyone would want to see them in Playboy is beyond me. Airbrushing, world peace, champagne flutes and a feather boa?

How about naked, exposed, and, well, close up?

WTF?

[Slacker13]

I have a thing for Avril Lavigne, would love to see her naked.

[MarkL444]

[ QUOTE ]
nikki cox=overrated

[/ QUOTE ]

i second that

[MarkL444]

[ QUOTE ]
I have a thing for Avril Lavigne, would love to see her naked.

[/ QUOTE ]

she was in maxim a few months back, but the pictures are about as unrevealing as possible.

[Slacker13]

[ QUOTE ]
she was in maxim a few months back, but the pictures are about as unrevealing as possible.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes, they were very disappointing pics.

[Sponger15SB]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
she was in maxim a few months back, but the pictures are about as unrevealing as possible.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes, they were very disappointing pics.

[/ QUOTE ]

I third that.

[tripdad]

[ QUOTE ]
My girlfriend. I would tell everyone I'd ever met in my life that I was dating a Playboy model.

[/ QUOTE ]

this is not all it's cracked up to be. especially after you get married to someone else. in the end, you must deny the "rumor" constantly.

cheers!

[eric5148]

[ QUOTE ]
Quote:
My girlfriend. I would tell everyone I'd ever met in my life that I was dating a Playboy model.



this is not all it's cracked up to be. especially after you get married to someone else. in the end, you must deny the "rumor" constantly.

[/ QUOTE ]

Plus, she'd probably dump you for Colin Farrel or Ashton Kuchar.

[ThaSaltCracka]

[ QUOTE ]
Being a guy, I naturally clicked on the link.

I'd like to go on record as saying that I am not a desperate enough individual to find the photos of Lindsay Lohan with "her breast exposed" even remotely interesting, arousing, or worthwhile.

We cannot possibly be so starved for celebrity skin that this qualifies as worthy of any bandwith.

[/ QUOTE ]
stfu

that needed to be said.

[Rushmore]

[ QUOTE ]


Quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Being a guy, I naturally clicked on the link.

I'd like to go on record as saying that I am not a desperate enough individual to find the photos of Lindsay Lohan with "her breast exposed" even remotely interesting, arousing, or worthwhile.

We cannot possibly be so starved for celebrity skin that this qualifies as worthy of any bandwith.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


stfu

that needed to be said.

[/ QUOTE ]

No, it didn't. I wouldn't want to see that stupid filthy spoiled whore Paris Hilton fellate her stupid boyfriend, and I don't think Pam Anderson's home videos would be particularly interesting, either.

I'm just not so into celebrities that the mere glimpse of some bubble gum princess' nipple sends me reeling.

Now, to be honest, if she were to suddenly appear on All Internal or AssTraffic, well, I might be somewhat more interested.

Jeez. The guy tells me to stfu. What IS this forum coming to??!

[eric5148]

A cute girls' nip is a cute girls' nip. We're not saying it's so much better just because she's a celebrity.

[DetroitPoker]

Post deleted by Mat Sklansky

[eric5148]

Would love to see you get rid of the stupid ebay store link on your posts. Very tacky.

[Rushmore]

[ QUOTE ]
A cute girls' nip is a cute girls' nip. We're not saying it's so much better just because she's a celebrity.

[/ QUOTE ]

Then y'all must go freakin crazy for Girls Gone Wild.

[Clarkmeister]

Katerina Witt.

WOOOHOOO, been done already!

[kyro]

[ QUOTE ]
Katerina Witt.

WOOOHOOO, been done already!

[/ QUOTE ]

ha, if i had done this post about a month ago. i would have said denise richards. but..alas, she doesn't qualify anymore /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[AncientPC]

[ QUOTE ]
Personally, I could die happy with Jennifer Aniston in there.

[/ QUOTE ]

[Jim Kuhn]

Shanai Twain

[Peca277]

[ QUOTE ]
Shanai Twain

[/ QUOTE ]

I know someone who won a contest and got to sing with her. Said that up close her face is really pock marked and ugly. It's amazing what a little makeup and airbrushing can do though.

[knifeandfork]

eliza dushku and yup she is smokin, "wrong turn" tied to bed not nekkid worth a rental.....................

[razor]

[ QUOTE ]
The guy tells me to stfu. What IS this forum coming to??!

[/ QUOTE ]

well it is his forum...

[tripdad]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Shanai Twain

[/ QUOTE ]

I know someone who won a contest and got to sing with her. Said that up close her face is really pock marked and ugly. It's amazing what a little makeup and airbrushing can do though.

[/ QUOTE ]

i got the same feedback from a friend who worked security at one of her concerts. what a shame.

(note: college rugby players are not shy about mixing it up with overzealous fans.)

cheers!

[BK_]

the responses in this thread are weak. if you want to see girls naked that look like tara reid or nikki cox, just go to any porn site.

my choice: scarlett johannson

[partygirluk]

Good choice.

[CCass]

My wife. That way I could see her naked anytime I wanted. Sorry I don't have any pics to include.

[Jim Kuhn]

You want some?

[eric5148]

[ QUOTE ]
my choice: scarlett johannson

[/ QUOTE ]

Oh, man I forgot about her! She's hot as hell.

[CrazyEyez]

[ QUOTE ]
You want some?

[/ QUOTE ]

Man, he walked right into that one.

[CCass]

How much do you want for them?

[Jim Kuhn]

Just kidding! I could not resist!

[VBM]

David Sklansky.

o God, i need to stop drinking...