Top five hollywood figures you'd like to punch in the face

[natedogg]

Mine:

1. Oliver Stone. It's not even close
2. Drew Barrymore
3. Meryl Streep
4. Tim Robbins of course
5. Ronald Reagan

natedogg

[nothumb]

Nice one. This is tough, I'm sure I'll forget someone.

1. Mel Gibson
2. Ronald Reagan
3. Courtney Love (she should count, she's screwed enough people in LA to be in there)
4. Paris Hilton
5. Whichever Olsen twin I catch first (probably the bulimic one)

NT

[BusterStacks]

1) Tim Robbins
2) Ashlee Simpson
3) Madonna
4) Tom Green
5) Chris Katan

[NLSoldier]

1. Rosie O'Donnell
2. Well since she is so fat I guess she can count as 5 people so I think I will just punch her 5 times instead.

[Tyler Durden]

Why do you guys want to punch Ronald Reagan? And Tim Robbins?

[wacki]

Ben Afflek,

The man has [censored] for brains yet hired Annie Duke as a personal trainer. After only god knows how many hours of training by Annie Duke, Ben Afflek beat Amir Vahedi in a tourney to win $356,000.

http://www.pokerpages.com/tournament/result9613.htm

I'm only a little bit jealous.

[nothumb]

Well, Reagan should be obvious, it's because he had Alzheimer's, which only queers get.

Tim Robbins, I dunno... maybe people are jealous of the Nuke... Better be careful, he is a big dude.

NT

[brassnuts]

1. Andy Dick

[PoBoy321]

1. Pauly Shore
2. Tom Arnold
3. Britney Spears (She's gone down the tubes. She's useless)
4. Steve-O
5. Madonna

Granted, Pauly Shore, Tom Arnold and Steve-O aren't really "Hollywood types" anymore, but they used to be and they're annoying nonetheless.

[dr. klopek]

1)ashton kutcher
2)jamie kennedy
3)joe rogan
4)arnold sch...wartz..en..negger
5)5 is too few...

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[Bob Moss]

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3)joe rogan


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I'm with you on this one. He was great on Newsradio, but that awful bug-eating show has got to go.

Bob

[jakethebake]

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Why do you guys want to punch Ronald Reagan? And Tim Robbins?

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1. Tim Robbins would be at the top of my list with Susan Sarandon (since they're married can I count them as one pick?) because of their incessant making of asinine political staements.
2. Ben Affleck - What a dillhole.
3. Tom Cruise - Could you maybe think a little more of yourself.
4. Elijiah Wood - Just because he's an annoying little dweeb.
5. Leonardo DiCaprio - Same reason as Tom Cruise.

[Zeno]

Why limit yourself Natedogg. I purpose a Hollywood Convention in which all 'Hollywood Types' are invited, to take place in, of course, Hollywood. Once all are gathered they are given a bold and beautiful gift for their contributions to Humanity.

To view this bold and beautiful gift Click Here (http://www.nv.doe.gov/news&pubs/photos&films/Images/photolib/8X10/XX43.JPG)

Le Misanthrope

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

1-4 The cast of 2 fast 2 ferious in alphabetical order.

5 anyone who spells beter than me.

[elwoodblues]

In no particular order:

*Edward Furlong
*Russell Crowe -- just to be able to say that I punched Russell Crowe
*Robin Williams -- but only when he's being an annoying douchebag (94.6% of the time)
*Paris Hilton
*David Schwimmer

[jakethebake]

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*David Schwimmer

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Good one.

[JeffO]

Anna Nicole Smith

[jakethebake]

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Anna Nicole Smith

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I can think of lots of pretty rough things I'd like to do to her, but punching isn't one of them. How about you get to punch her when I'm finished with her?

[namknils]

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Anna Nicole Smith

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I can think of lots of pretty rough things I'd like to do to her, but punching isn't one of them. How about you get to punch her when I'm finished with her?

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Anna Nicole Smith is nasty dude.

[jakethebake]

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Anna Nicole Smith is nasty dude.

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You must not have seen her lately. She lost the weight and looks like she back when she was a top model and playmate of the year. Yea, she's dumb as a post, and really annoying, not to mention drunk or high all the time, but all the more reason to do some really nasty nasty stuff to her.

[namknils]

Ok, this is hard to get a list down to 5, but I'll go for it:

women
1. Joan Cusack
2. Rosanne
3. Ellen Degeneres
4. Rosie ODonnell
5. Julia Roberts

men
1. Carrot Top
2. Chris Catan (yeah I stole this one from somebody else cause it was a great pick)
3. Owen Wilson (I don't mind his acting much actually, but he'd be fun to punch really hard)
4. Colin Farrel
5. Tim Robbins (again a stolen pick, but me being a Republican I'll go ahead and punch him, I love his acting though)

[natedogg]

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Why do you guys want to punch Ronald Reagan? And Tim Robbins?

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There's lots of good reasons to punch Reagan in the face but I think the foremost is that he validated the actor-turned-politician career path.

natedogg

[namknils]

No man, I've seen Anna Nicole lately after she's lost all the weight, but just the way she carries herself is such a turn off that I couldn't even imagine myself touching her.

[junkmail3]

Can't believe no one said it yet,

1. Michael Moore
2. Michael Moore
3. Michael Moore
4. Moore, Michael
5. Michael Moore

If I only get five punches in ones face. I'm happy using them all up here.

[namknils]

[ QUOTE ]
Can't believe no one said it yet,

1. Michael Moore
2. Michael Moore
3. Michael Moore
4. Moore, Michael
5. Michael Moore

If I only get five punches in ones face. I'm happy using them all up here.

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SHOOT! I'm an idiot!! OF COURSE! I was going to say that when I saw Bob Moss' avatar, but then I forgot. I'll change mine to Michael Moore too, but only 4, I still want to punch Joan Cusack.

[jakethebake]

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1. Carrot Top

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Excellent pick!

[Rick Diesel]

1. Whoever is currently nailing Jennifer Garner
2. Whoever is currently nailing Evangeline Lilly
3. Nick Lachey
4. Whoever is currently nailing Jessica Alba
5. Bobcat Goldthwait

[jakethebake]

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Evangeline Lilly

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Who?

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Bobcat Goldthwait

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Why? whose he nailing?

[Rick Diesel]

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Evangeline Lilly

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Who?

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Bobcat Goldthwait

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Why? whose he nailing?

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In order, the hot chick from Lost, and Nikki Cox.

[mmbt0ne]

1. Star Jones
2. Barbara Striesand
3. John Travolta
4. Bruce Willis
5. Aaron Carter (nailed Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan, rapped about playing Shaq in basketball)

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
Barbara Striesand

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Excellent choice!

[Rushmore]

I'm sorry, maybe I am misunderstanding what you're saying.

You're saying that Bobcat Shakes The Clown Police Academy Goldthwaite has sexual relations with Nikki Cox?

I, uh, but...I, ummm, it's, uh...

[SomethingClever]

Great topic.

1. George Lucas
2. Jessica Simpson
3. Puff Daddy
4. Ashlee Simpson (A Simpson family facepunch Christmas!)
5. Britney

[mmbt0ne]

They don't just have sexual relations. They're married, or at least engaged to be.

[Diplomat]

1. Carrot top. With brass knuckles.
2. Celine Dion.
3. Michael Jackson.
4. Steven Seagal.
5. Britney Spears.

-Diplomat

[Diplomat]

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1. George Lucas


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Oh man. Another good one.

-Diplomat

[wayabvpar]

Rosie O'Donnell (although I think she can take me)
George Lucas (his continual raping of my childhood needs to end)
Russell Crowe (he needs a beating)
Carrot Top (no explanation necessary)

Edit- the sitcom thread reminded me- I really want to beat the crap out of Bob Saget too. God he is annoying.
Kathy Lee Gifford (God, what a dunce)

[WEASEL45]

Oprah
Jay Leno
Nicolas Cage
Halle Berry
Billy Bob Thorton

[Slacker13]

Rosie Odonnel
Tim Robbins
Sean Penn
Alex Baldwin

[Rushmore]

Many of mine have already been taken (Streisand, Celine Dion, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins...), so I'll try to add a few new ones:

Alec Baldwin
Kate Hudson
Fred Durst
Alan Alda
Chevy Chase
Dr. Phil
Richard Dreyfuss
Emeril Lagasse
Axl Rose

and, of course, the spawn of Satan...

JOAN RIVERS.

Throw in her daughter, just cuz I can.

[namknils]

[ QUOTE ]
Oprah
Jay Leno
Nicolas Cage
Halle Berry
Billy Bob Thorton

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Jay Leno almost made my list, but I thought about it and by not watching his show I can pretty much ignore him completely. He doesn't get his face out there as much as other poeple try to.

[Dangergirl]

Whoever said Star Jones and Barbara Streisand is a Genius! Dr. Phil is also a must.

[NLSoldier]

[ QUOTE ]
Quote:
Can't believe no one said it yet,

1. Michael Moore
2. Michael Moore
3. Michael Moore
4. Moore, Michael
5. Michael Moore

If I only get five punches in ones face. I'm happy using them all up here.




SHOOT! I'm an idiot!! OF COURSE! I was going to say that when I saw Bob Moss' avatar, but then I forgot. I'll change mine to Michael Moore too, but only 4, I still want to punch Joan Cusack.


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I thought the exact same thing when I saw his avatar. I change my answer to Michael Moore, 5 times, a least.

[Justin A]

1. Carrot Top.
2. That guy from Mad About You.
3. Paris Hilton.
4. The annoying chick on Will and Grace.
5. Drew Carey.

I guess most of these aren't really Hollywood. Maybe I like movies more than TV. A lot of people on TV annoy me.

Justin A

[Inthacup]

1. Fran Drescher
2. Keanu Reeves (http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movies/11/05/sprj.caf03.film.keanureeves.ap/story.bill.ted.ap.jpg)
3. Mark Garagos (http://www.newspress.com/mjacksonupdate/images/lc_garagos2_120503_a8.jpg)
4. Michael Oliver (http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/168747.1020.A.jpg)
5. Tony Robbins (http://www.robbins.dk/images/tony-portrait.jpg)

[NLSoldier]

[ QUOTE ]
1. Fran Drescher
2. Keanu Reeves
3. Mark Garagos
4. Michael Oliver
5. Tony Robbins

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The pics are a nice touch.

[dr. klopek]

[ QUOTE ]
1. Fran Drescher
2. Keanu Reeves (http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movies/11/05/sprj.caf03.film.keanureeves.ap/story.bill.ted.ap.jpg)
3. Mark Garagos (http://www.newspress.com/mjacksonupdate/images/lc_garagos2_120503_a8.jpg)
4. Michael Oliver (http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/168747.1020.A.jpg)
5. Tony Robbins (http://www.robbins.dk/images/tony-portrait.jpg)

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Too bad you chose a pic of Keanu Reeves' one redeeming act.

[Rushmore]

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Too bad you chose a pic of Keanu Reeves' one redeeming act.

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I strongly suggest a vist to the video store to pick up River's Edge and My Own Private Idaho.

I'm not a fan of the guy, but these are fine films in which he was actually very good.

[eric5148]

1 - Janeane Garofalo
2 - Craig Kilborn
3 - Bill O'Reilly
4 - Bobby Flay
5 - Adam Sandler

[GuyOnTilt]

1. Carrot Top.

That guy's ripped now. He looks way weird.

GoT

[thatpfunk]

he wears mascara too

[thatpfunk]

Maybe Im a pussy, but I don't really want to punch anyone. Maybe just continuous "[censored] you's" until they try to punch me. Then I punch them.

1. Bill O'reilly
2. corey feldman
3. jacko
4. O'reilly
5. ann coulter (sp)

[rusty JEDI]

[ QUOTE ]
1. Andy Dick

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I was going to post something about him getting all 5 of the punches to the face i get to give, but figured id read the rest first.

You are very smart.

rJ

[Diplomat]

[ QUOTE ]

Dr. Phil


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Wow. How did I miss this one.

-Diplomat

[jakethebake]

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Whoever said Star Jones and Barbara Streisand is a Genius! Dr. Phil is also a must.

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I think i'm in love.

[jagoff]

1. The Farenheit 911 guy
2. Andy Dick
3. Joe Rogan
4. The kid on the Old Navy commercials at the end
5. The lady from the Lavitra commercials

[jakethebake]

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2. corey feldman

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Can you put one corey on your list w/o the other?

[CCass]

This may well be the POTD!!!

[Tenacious A]

1. Cousin Larry
2. Emmanuel Lewis
3. Boss Hogg
4. Ray Bones
5. Renee Zellweger

[jakethebake]

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1. Cousin Larry

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No idea who this is?

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2. Emmanuel Lewis

[/ QUOTE ]
Very nice choice.

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3. Boss Hogg

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Why? He was the best character on the show!

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4. Ray Bones

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It's been done already.

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5. Renee Zellweger

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Why?

[Tenacious A]

Jake,
1. CL
I'll let others elaborate.
Love,
DS

3. BH.
Putting up a stoplight in the middle of a country road is flat wrong.

5. RZ.
I'll replace her with Al Franken or Adrian Zmed if it will make you feel better.

[jakethebake]

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5. I'll replace her with Al Franken or Adrian Zmed if it will make you feel better.

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Al Franken's been used, but Adrian Zmed is a great choice!

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

WHY COUSIN LARRY??????

balkii will pwn u.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
WHY COUSIN LARRY??????
balkii will pwn u.

[/ QUOTE ]
Ah. I getcha. Was Cousin Larry Balkii's gay live-in lover on that stupid sit com? Another guy that reminds me of Cousin Larry should be on this list. Arye Gross.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

You cant punch this guy!!!!

http://lauren.50g.com/perfectstrangers/pix/mark-autograph.jpg

[Niwa]

1. Ben Affleck
2. Steven Seagal
3. Steve-O
4. Meryl Streep
5. Alec Baldwin

[Rick Nebiolo]

Why Meryl Streep?

Three out of four of the others (sorryI loved Reagan) otherwise make sense.

Although I've never punched anyone anywhere (since the age of fifteen) I could forgive myself for punching Michael Moore.

~ Rick

[brassnuts]

[ QUOTE ]
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1. Andy Dick


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I was going to post something about him getting all 5 of the punches to the face i get to give, but figured id read the rest first.

[/ QUOTE ]

This is one of the weirdest things ever. I originally had posted:

1. Andy Dick
2. Andy Dick
3. Andy Dick
4. Andy Dick
5. Andy Dick

but decided just the first would suffice. I'm not kidding. Very strange that you would say this.