Zeno
12-16-2004, 06:59 PM
Jesus has been traded to the NY Yankees. The Father, also known as the Big Cheese, has traded his Son to the Yankees for an, as yet, undisclosed amount of Gold, Paper Currency, Jewelry, and future draft picks. It is also rumored that George S. may be close to going broke on the deal. Jesus, a first year man that sat on the bench for the Holy Ghost Gallopers last season, is said to the best combination pitcher/hitter since Babe Ruth. Jesus is recovering from a recent crucifixion and was forced to sit out his first year as a ballplayer.
Details and Updates will be forthcoming.
Zeno, Jesus' agent.
Details and Updates will be forthcoming.
Zeno, Jesus' agent.