bragging thread

[astroglide]

just made a bunch of money? had a threesome? this thread is the place to post it.

[nolanfan34]

The M's got Adrian Beltre! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[spamuell]

http://img157.exs.cx/img157/5194/bonanz3sb.jpg

[Lumpy]

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http://img157.exs.cx/img157/5194/bonanz3sb.jpg

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What is a good Bonanz going for these days?

[Benal]

I took a great dump this morning.

[NLSoldier]

I raped my first of 4 finals yesterday.

[Sweaburg]

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I raped my first of 4 finals yesterday.

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I can one up that...I just raped my very last final!

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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I raped my first of 4 finals yesterday.

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I can one up that...I just raped my very last final!

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I've graduated from college... twice.

[LALDAAS]

GOOD FOR YOU!

Personal opion 3some is over rated I personal have experianced a 4some OOO what fun that was. 3 drunk lezbos=good time had by all.

I just wish I was man enough to hang in there long enough LOL 3 naked hot broads is tough to deal with, take my word.

[VBM]

finished painting/"sueding" the basement. (http://home.comcast.net/~olliejen1/After2_small.JPG)

[RcrdBoy]

That's worth bragging about.

Sweet.

[IndieMatty]

looks very good. good work!

[Justin A]

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just made a bunch of money? had a threesome? this thread is the place to post it.

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No threesomes or lots of money, but I did own Sponger (this will appear in another thread).

Justin A

[GuyOnTilt]

finished painting/"sueding" the basement.

Not sure what exactly "sueding" entails, but very nice. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

GoT

[eric5148]

I just made a bitchin grilled cheese sandwich for lunch today, and drank a can of root beer with it. mmmmmm

[Sponger15SB]

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just made a bunch of money? had a threesome? this thread is the place to post it.

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No threesomes or lots of money, but I did own Sponger (this will appear in another thread).

Justin A

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As soon as I saw this thread I knew you were gonna post that. God I'm good (not at poker though)

[Victor]

averaging 5bb/100 at 3-6 for 13,000 hands........

[RocketManJames]

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I just made a bitchin grilled cheese sandwich for lunch today

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Did your sandwich have any resemblence to the Virgin Mary? Did you immediately go play high stakes poker after putting it away in a zip-lock baggie? And, did you put it up for auction yet on eBay?

-RMJ

[Sponger15SB]

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just made a bunch of money? had a threesome? this thread is the place to post it.

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So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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just made a bunch of money? had a threesome? this thread is the place to post it.

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So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

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Brilliant. One of the best movie 'lines' of all time.

[Rick Diesel]

I just purchased two half-barrels for consumption tomorrow night at the Second Annual Diesel Christmas Party. Lots of beer pong for all!!!!!

Rick Diesel

[Justin A]

I just beat Sponger in a PLO $5 sit and go heads up.

Justin A

[fsuplayer]

I just beat Sponger in a PLO $5 sit and go heads up

the rake makes those games nearly unbeatable, unless of course you are playing against sponger everytime.

[NLSoldier]

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I just beat Sponger in a PLO $5 sit and go heads up.

Justin A

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I just owned Justin in a Limit HE $5 HU SNG. I don't know if this qualifies as something to brag about since he is such a fish but I guess Sponger might be impressed /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

I rule big time. Im 2 fresh for all of you.

[Reef]

I've gotten more good lovin WHILE playing poker than most of you have gotten period.

[wacki]

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I've gotten more good lovin WHILE playing poker than most of you have gotten period.

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I am jealous. Does this mean you had BJ while playing poker? Before this, a woman opening a beer and handing you a remote during a BJ was at the top of my list.

[NLSoldier]

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I've gotten more good lovin WHILE playing poker than most of you have gotten period.


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By "lovin" do you mean people who tell you they "LOVE" having you at their table?

[Schneids]

I'm up $9000 in the last 28 hours thanks to online poker.

Wheeeee variance.

[Schneids]

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I just beat Sponger in a PLO $5 sit and go heads up.

Justin A

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I just owned Justin in a Limit HE $5 HU SNG. I don't know if this qualifies as something to brag about since he is such a fish but I guess Sponger might be impressed /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Then Justin and Sponger must be mega-impressed that I've won my last four HU matches against you. And those two both must be huge <*(((><.

[NLSoldier]

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I'm up $9000 in my last 28 hours of online poker.

Wheeeee variance.

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And I garantee I am way more excited about this news that you are. No more endless pasting of bad beat HHs on AIM for at least day or two now I hope?

[Sponger15SB]

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I'm up $9000 in the last 28 hours thanks to online poker.

Wheeeee variance.

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Last 1,086 hands of NL = 27.6bb/100 or 12 buy ins

btw 8 tables of 6-max = 625ish hands/hr

yay!

[Sponger15SB]

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Then Justin and Sponger must be mega-impressed that I've won my last four HU matches against you. And those two both must be huge <*(((><.

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WHAT? YOU DARE CALL ME A FISH! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A HU PLO SNG!

edit...actually jk, that [censored] is [censored] boring.

[daryn]

there are few things more fun in the world of online poker than playing a PLO8 HU sng with someone who you consider a worthy adversary.

[Sponger15SB]

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just made a bunch of money? had a threesome? this thread is the place to post it.

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No threesomes or lots of money, but I did own Sponger (this will appear in another thread).

Justin A

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Ah [censored] I just realized how I could brag over you.

We decided to start prop betting on the flop last night. As so on the first hand I was taking black vs Justin's red. And NLSoldier was taking spades and hearts vs justin's clubs and diamonds. 2:1 if its all of your bet.

The flop comes all spades and Justin has to dish out $4

hahaha sucker.

Also I ended up like 5-0 vs Justin and I think NL was like 3-1 or something.

[NLSoldier]

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Ah [censored] I just realized how I could brag over you.

We decided to start prop betting on the flop last night. As so on the first hand I was taking black vs Justin's red. And NLSoldier was taking spades and hearts vs justin's clubs and diamonds. 2:1 if its all of your bet.

The flop comes all spades and Justin has to dish out $4

hahaha sucker.

Also I ended up like 5-0 vs Justin and I think NL was like 3-1 or something.

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Haha that was great.

I also liked the time that you for some reason decided to bet your whole stack that your J5 was better than my hand, and well I had 99 and gladly took the bet and easily won. You suck /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Sponger15SB]

I was just trying to throw you something because you were stuck like what $800 in that $8/16 game full of old people in wheel chairs.

[Schneids]

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I was just trying to throw you something because you were stuck like what $800 in that $8/16 game full of old people in wheel chairs.

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Actually he told me a number that was in the 4-digits.

[NLSoldier]

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Actually he told me a number that was in the 4-digits.


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I did not. That is a straight-up 100% lie!

[Schneids]

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Actually he told me a number that was in the 4-digits.


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I did not. That is a straight-up 100% lie!

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"YOU ON AIM: my yesterday totals: -$1000"

[daryn]

man, why turn OOT into a soap opera forum with all this AIM crap. you guys all sound like butt buddies.

[Sponger15SB]

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man, why turn OOT into a soap opera forum with all this AIM crap. you guys all sound like butt buddies.

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Yeah I know how lame are NL and Schneids... /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[NLSoldier]

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I was just trying to throw you something because you were stuck like what $800 in that $8/16 game full of old people in wheel chairs.


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LOL, funny story. When I got to the main game from the must move game I was seated next to a guy in a wheel chair. A few minutes after I got there he decided to rack up and leave. He wheeled himself away and they dealer informed a floorman that we had an open seat. He also said "oh and we are gonna need a chair too" because there was a vacancy where the guy in the wheel chair had been. So they call the next guy to come over from the must move game, and sure enough, its the 1 other guy in the casino that is in a freakin wheel chair. The two players next to him thought it was the funniest thing in the world and this idiot lady started trying to guess what the odds were that the only 2 people in the casino in wheel chairs would wind up in the same seat in the same table in succession. She placed it at like a zillion to one or something retarded like that and then proceeded to argue with the guy next to her for like a half an hour because he insisted that it was more like a billion to 1 and not a zillion to 1. So ya, these tools are the ones I lost $800 to, NOT 1000! (I lost another 250 online which Sneeds was counting in the total I told him /images/graemlins/smile.gif)

[BusterStacks]

I just had a MONSTER session at poker. I got laid last night, AND my new video card with Dual-DVI (6600 GT) comes tomorrow. So do all the presents I got for my girlfriend. I feel so [censored] good right now.

edit: I'm also working off 350$ in bonuses. And I'm eating pizza.

[NLSoldier]

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And I'm eating pizza.


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Good thing you editted to add that. I was unimpressed until I saw that line and got really jealous. Seriosly.

[bugstud]

http://bungie.net/Stats/GameStats.aspx?gameID=30516321&player=Doctor%2030% 2060

[jdl22]

If you are reading this before January 7, 2005 I am in a nicer location than you. It's nice enough that I don't even mind staying at my future in-laws for over 3 weeks.

[MarkL444]

congrats. not only did you find the sword, but you also found some completely inept opponents, possibly 4 year old girls.

[Lawrence Ng]

eh.

[Skjonne]

I am now no longer......

[Skjonne]

......a Journeyman

/images/graemlins/cool.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/cool.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[MarkL444]

schneids vikings logo is way cooler.

[brassnuts]

I started reading this thread, got about a third of the way through it, and quit reading because, as of late, I have nothing to brag about.

[MarkL444]

cmon! you gotta have something!

done with finals?

[brassnuts]

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cmon! you gotta have something!

done with finals?

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This reminds me. I should get back in school and graduate one of these years.

[tolbiny]

I've graduated from college... twice.


I've dropped out of college... twice.

[Bob Moss]

In a home tournament, I called my roommate's all-in with an unimproved AK on a QJxy board, definitely not getting odds to draw to ANYTHING if I was behind, but that didn't matter... I was good.

Bob

[Reef]

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I've gotten more good lovin WHILE playing poker than most of you have gotten period.

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I am jealous. Does this mean you had BJ while playing poker?

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bingo. and plural

[bugstud]

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congrats. not only did you find the sword, but you also found some completely inept opponents, possibly 4 year old girls.

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Hey, I died once.

It's not my fault they spawned me next to the sword on midship in a 5 person rumble pit game, then forgot to have everyone hunt me down.

[Reef]

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I've gotten more good lovin WHILE playing poker than most of you have gotten period.

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I am jealous. Does this mean you had BJ while playing poker?

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yes, many times

[jakethebake]

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I've gotten more good lovin WHILE playing poker than most of you have gotten period.

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I am jealous. Does this mean you had BJ while playing poker?

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yes, many times

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How did you teach your dog to do that?

[MarkL444]

my semester is officially over. now, im going to take a nap.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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man, why turn OOT into a soap opera forum with all this AIM crap. you guys all sound like butt buddies.

[/ QUOTE ]yeaaahhh.... I agree D.

[fnord_too]

I won two party friday specials in a three week span (GO ME!!!)

I have something like 5 final tables in my last 8 tournies played (GO ME AGAIN!!!)

I have made more at poker this year than at my normal job (which is nothing to sneeze at, at least for me) (I RULE!!!)

even if no one reads it (which is probably a good thing) it is nice to just give a shout out to yourself every now and then. Thanks astro.

[ThaSaltCracka]

I beasted some bitches on PStars 2/4 last night, won 20BB in about 1 hour.

[Sponger15SB]

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I won two party friday specials in a three week span (GO ME!!!)

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I remember that. You're such an ass. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Toro]

I just won a satellite that cost me $150 to enter for a seat in the main event for Foxwoods $5200 buy-in NLHE New England Poker Classic to be held in April.


I own the naming rights to Salty's avatar for 2 months for a mere $10.

[ThaSaltCracka]

BTW, you can change the avatar to anything if you want.

[Toro]

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BTW, you can change the avatar to anything if you want.

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Let's leave Manny until the Red Sox trade him to the Mets.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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BTW, you can change the avatar to anything if you want.

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Let's leave Manny until the Red Sox trade him to the Mets.

[/ QUOTE ]LMAO, whatever then /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[WDC]

Help an old guy out. Is raping a final a good thing?

[WDC]

I just bought $400 worth or christmas gifts for some needy families and, I put Milo's wife in touch with a potential job interview.

I didn't rapeanything though. Oh well.

[VBM]

this is the best response on this thread...and it's not even close...

[ThaSaltCracka]

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Help an old guy out. Is raping a final a good thing?

[/ QUOTE ]yeah, basically he beasted it, or rather aced it. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[SomethingClever]

I.... AM SPARTACUS!

[Uston]

FexEx delivery woman just brought me this.

http://www.gibson.com/products/gibson/sg/images/sgsc_wb.jpg

Then I banged her. She was hotter than Jessican Alba, obviously.

[Skjonne]

At my birthday party this Saturday my female friends got me a stripper. Yeah!

[IndieMatty]

I won my largest pot ever last night 5 way capped every street, I showed down the Ace high flush to the q high flush..to a maniac raising his gutshot.and he hit on the river! thanks to runner runner. (Middle pair suited-Ace Kicker got me there).


$1650

[jakethebake]

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I won my largest pot ever last night 5 way capped every street, I showed down the Ace high flush to the q high flush..to a maniac raising his gutshot.and he hit on the river! thanks to runner runner. (Middle pair suited-Ace Kicker got me there). $1650

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Very Nice! What limits you play? Online or B&M? Just curious...

[AviD]

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No more endless pasting of bad beat HHs on AIM for at least day or two now I hope?

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Haha, good to know I'm not the only one that deals with that too! /images/graemlins/wink.gif Oh, well yeah OK...I do it too, fair enough! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[IndieMatty]

Online I play 15/30 pretty successfully and have been getting crushed on 20/40 by variance. BM, I'll play whatever I have the cash for. I also have a theory, that I may actually suck, and the Party 15 is just too easy.

Oh and the pot was 1550, I mistyped...and reviewing the hand, I totally lagged it up, but once the turn came and gave me the four flush, I couldn't go anywhere.