A Haiku for KFC

[VBM]

i /images/graemlins/heart.gif KFC and i was inspired by lunch to write...

yummy fried chicken
you make me fat and greasy
yet i love you so

[beerbandit]

hehehe

good little niblets
are you real chicken or not
good enough for me

cheers

[BusterStacks]

chicken wings and thighs
where on the chicken, i ask
do i find popcorn

[PhatTBoll]

Sir, do not forget
The baked beans' secret weapon:
Repulsive ass gas.

[M2d]

Chicken is healthy?
Coat it in breading and then
Deep fry that sucker

[VBM]

holy sh!t...out-haiku'ed on my own thread...

these are great!

[GuyOnTilt]

You guys realize that none of these are actually haiku, right?

GoT

[PhatTBoll]

They are senryu. Haiku deal with nature, senryu with human events, blah blah blah. Post your own, dammit.

[astroglide]

you are gay

[spamuell]

GuyOnTilt does scorn
for him the haiku is hard
he is just jealous

[stabn]

He probably ate at the KFC in downtown redmond anyway, which is probably the worst KFC in the country. Fake chicken make for fake haiku.

[Benal]

ewwwww
dirtybird
Do you like pigeon?

[GuyOnTilt]

Formless flesh in rows
Though fed through tubes it still yearns
For home on the farm

And yeah, this still isn't haiku either.

GoT

[VBM]

Hey Entity mentioned maybe heading down to the Muck one of the days over the holidays to put some faces to names...GoT, stabn...y'all interested? /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[stabn]

There's a thread in b & m about hitting it on the 30th i believe. I'll dig it up and edit this, since i'll definitely be showing up for that one.

2+2 at the muck thread (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=1358689&page=5&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=14&fpart=1)

[TimTimSalabim]

Tasty while eating
But later on I envy
Vegetarians

[andyfox]

Horrible chicken
Gives new meaning to "I'm scared":
Fear of KFC.

[Six_of_One]

Chicken, are you sure?
No way, I don't believe it.
Another thigh, please.

I love processed meat.
Comes in shapes almost like real.
Breading? Improvement.