My girlfriend is gaining weight

[ftball0000]

Guys,

I am at a total loss. My girlfriend of over 2 years has put on some pounds recently. I'm 24 and she's 21. I've pulled hot girls, so I can go out another one, however this girl is the 1st that I've truely enjoyed being around as a person too.

Her looks are acceptable now, but if she keeps going where she is going, she might get below my standards, and that would leave me a decision I don't want to make.

Please give me some advice, I had to get this off of my chest as its been really bothering me lately.

Thank God for the anonymousness of the internet,
-Ftball

[ThaSaltCracka]

start having lots and lots of sex

[Rick Diesel]

Start mentioning to her that you were thinking about joining a gym. After you mention that a couple of times, maybe then bring up the fact that working out together would be another way that you could spend time together. Throw out some bullshit line like "When I was young, my dad wasn't in very good shape and couldn't play ball with me as much as i wanted. When I have kids, I want to be in good shape so that I can play with them whenever I can."

This will let her know that you are thinking about the future, and your health. Then tell her that you want her to work out with you, so that "she can make sure you are sticking to the workout", while in the meanwhile you can make sure that she is doing the same.

Good luck,
Rick Diesel

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

No way. I've found that the best move here is to just tell her she's fat and call her Hoss. Honesty is the best policy here.

[PoBoy321]

Start sleeping around. Don't be sneaky about it either, completely stop being intimate with her and tell her about all the great lays you've been having. When she gets pissed of and asks why you're doing this to her, just look her in the face and scream "I DON'T [censored] FAT CHICKS."

[jakethebake]

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No way. I've found that the best move here is to just tell her she's fat and call her Hoss. Honesty is the best policy here.

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Omly two things can happen there. She leaves ya, or she starts losing weight. Either way you're o.k. Another thing to try is casually mention on occasion how some good-looking SKINNY girl started talking to you, or was checking you out. She'll get self conscious and realize she needs to lose the weight.

[beerbandit]

get her a treadmill for christmas --

just kiddin

or maybe be more selective where you go out to eat or mention to her about the gym idea(someone else already described ti pretty well)

cheers

[jakethebake]

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get her a treadmill for christmas --

just kiddin

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Why kiddin? That's a good idea. Get her an expensive one too so she'll feel guilty if she doesn't use it.

[M2d]

maybe she's pregnant.

[Rushmore]

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get her a treadmill for christmas --

just kiddin


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Why kiddin? That's a good idea. Get her an expensive one too so she'll feel guilty if she doesn't use it.

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This is so close to correct.

But buy the treadmill for yourself. Tell her that you're tired of your "love handles," and that you're starting to feel "disgusting." Tell her you caught a look at your ass in the mirror the other day, and it looked like a sack of dead possums.

Then, place the treadmill in your home. Use it from time to time. If she doesn't take the bait, ask her why the hell she doesn't understand that she's fat, and that in the society, being fat is viewed as worse than being a freakin junkie (to quote C.C. DeVille, of all people).

Then sell the treadmill on EBay, and get yourself a stripper.

[nolanfan34]

I can't believe no one has asked this, but what does her Mom look like? 95% of the time, the body type of the mom is going to be exactly what she's going to end up looking like.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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I can't believe no one has asked this, but what does her Mom look like? 95% of the time, the body type of the mom is going to be exactly what she's going to end up looking like.

[/ QUOTE ]not everyone is married on here /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[nolanfan34]

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I can't believe no one has asked this, but what does her Mom look like? 95% of the time, the body type of the mom is going to be exactly what she's going to end up looking like.

[/ QUOTE ]not everyone is married on here /images/graemlins/cool.gif

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Um, you don't have to be married to look at the mom and see what she looks like.

[jakethebake]

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I can't believe no one has asked this, but what does her Mom look like? 95% of the time, the body type of the mom is going to be exactly what she's going to end up looking like.

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Excellent point. Exercise and dieting can only put it off for so long. Eventually they become mom. And is she Mexican? Those Mexican girls always seem to end up fat eventually for some reason. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[beerbandit]

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Then sell the treadmill on EBay, and get yourself a stripper.

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this could possibly be the most important/useful step in this entire plan --- good call


cheers

[sublime]

I am at a total loss. My girlfriend of over 2 years has put on some pounds recently

shoot her

[spamuell]

While she's sleeping, hire a tattoo artist to write "PORKY" on her ass. She'll get the message.

[OrangeHeat]

That's my line!

Yeah. Shoot her.

Orange

[ThaSaltCracka]

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I can't believe no one has asked this, but what does her Mom look like? 95% of the time, the body type of the mom is going to be exactly what she's going to end up looking like.

[/ QUOTE ]not everyone is married on here /images/graemlins/cool.gif

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Um, you don't have to be married to look at the mom and see what she looks like.

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oh...

[jakethebake]

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Guys, I am at a total loss. My girlfriend of over 2 years has put on some pounds recently.

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This is actually a very common occurence. They get happy and comfortably lazy. My wife was a quasi-vegetarian when we met and worked out a lot. After we'd been dating awhile, and I had cooked a lot of good fatty food and taken her out drinking too much instead of working out, she put on a few pounds. Girls even refer to "the break-up diet" when they lose weight following a break-up.

[turnipmonster]

did you talk to her about it?

[Rushmore]

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did you talk to her about it?

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Oh. Ok, Dr. Phil.

Earth to Turnipmonster--this is the real world calling. You seem to have left your reality someplace other than in your response at that 2+2 forum place.

Jeez. Why can't those Jews and Arabs just get along?!

I know--maybe they ought to talk about it.

Mike Brady: Reasoning, Peter. Calm, cool reasoning.

Duh.

[jakethebake]

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Earth to Turnipmonster--this is the real world calling. You seem to have left your reality someplace other than in your response at that 2+2 forum place.

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Not to mention that response is just boring.

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Mike Brady: Reasoning, Peter. Calm, cool reasoning.

Duh.

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Mike Brady was a communist. Ever notice how all the kids were forced to share everything. Like that episode where one of the kids (Bobby maybe?) found the wallet and the money was split up amongst the kids. redistribution of wealth, Baby! And the Boy's Clubhouse had to be shared? F'ing socialist brainwashing right there in popular children's programming. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Rushmore]

Jakethebake, Objectivist?

Damn that Mike Brady! If you recall, he also tried to tell Jan that it didn't matter what she looked like (see: The Freckle Episode), and that it "what's inside that counts." See, he's trying to indoctrinate the children to be automotons, all the same, with their love for The Party (that is, "The Family") being the only important thing. Makes for good workers.

Insidious evil, that Mike Brady.

[turnipmonster]

it was a serious question /images/graemlins/smile.gif.

--turnipmonster

[jakethebake]

Let's not forget the trading stamp episode. Just get a TV that everyone can use. I'm telling you communism was an underlying theme on that show for years. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Six_of_One]

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did you talk to her about it?

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Surely you can't be suggesting that a conversation of this nature could ever take place, like, in reality?

[jakethebake]

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did you talk to her about it?

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Conversation.
ftball0000: You've put on a few pounds.
girlfriend: Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!
End of Conversation.

[Rushmore]

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it was a serious question .

--turnipmonster

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No offense, but for what purpose--to find out how long she cried or held out on sex or went freakin nuts on him?

If your question was serious, then I must go on record as saying that my original response to your question was also serious.

[turnipmonster]

lol, ok ok I get the point.

--turnipmonster

[Alobar]

start exersising with her. Find something fun that you both can do. Go rock climbing, or start cycling. This is really easy if you already arent active. Just join a gym and pay for her membership, then you 2 can go together all the time.

[ftball0000]

1st of all thanks for all of the replies. I've already started doing the "wow that chick is so fat she should exercise" and the "wow that chick must work out she looks really good". I also get on her when she eats bad foods, basically anything sugar, I only eat good foods.

I've said some stuff and she basically says that I am "hyper-critical" of her body. But I know what I see, and she's at that beginnning stage of letting herself get bigger and I will not put up with that [censored].

Her whole family is really skinny when they are younger, but as they get older their metabolism gets slower and they get bigger,(because they eat bad foods) but definately not obese or anything.

She is still a 7.5 looks wise, but was an 8.5, and her personality is a total 10 (cooks, cleans, other stuff really well /images/graemlins/wink.gif and only at 21) Plus her family is actually normal.

This is why I am having so much trouble with this, if she would just lose probably 10 lbs then I would be a happy man.

Thanks for the replies,
-Ftball

[Richard Tanner]

THis is all a joke, right. I'm not one to have to rely on Daryn's sarcasm comments to often, but this has me lost. If it is a joke, you guys are good, got me. Are you really concerned here. If you enjoy your time with her you might actually (are you sitting down) Love her. I know, I know let that sink in.
WHat's the big deal, so she's fat, she's still the person that you like to be with. Truthfully, being a women she'll begin to hate her appearence and lose the weight later (bonus: she'll think highly of you for never ridiculing her about it). That, or she'll stop moving and gain about 300 more lbs. (Bonus: Richard Simmions will do a special at your house [this may cost you a wall] if you're into his kinda thing).

Cody

[Rushmore]

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her personality is a total 10 (cooks, cleans, other stuff really well and only at 21)

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Dude, you just totally redefined the entire thread. See, we didn't realize that you thought that her personality was defined by her ability to act as your maid.

With this newfound knowledge, I'd like to suggest that you buy her a freakin ring.

Oh, yeah--and don't forget to pay taxes on her. I mean, you do OWN her, right?

[Richard Tanner]

Rush, you forgot to add that if he get's four more he get;s three extra ticks on his states census, a difinite bonus.

Cody

[Sarge85]

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But I know what I see, and she's at that beginnning stage of letting herself get bigger and I will not put up with that [censored]. ...


She is still a 7.5 looks wise, but was an 8.5, and her personality is a total 10 (cooks, cleans, other stuff really well /images/graemlins/wink.gif and only at 21) Plus her family is actually normal.

This is why I am having so much trouble with this, if she would just lose probably 10 lbs then I would be a happy man.

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http://users.pandora.be/Yellow.Teeth/out%20of%20touch.jpg

Maybe you'll find reality again....

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[oddjob]

have you really not figured out by now that physical attraction is huge for a lot of people? i'm not saying that it's right, but it's just the reality of things.

i figured this out when i was in jr. high.

[oddjob]

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With this newfound knowledge, I'd like to suggest that you buy her a freakin ring.

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this is horrible advice. he should tell her he can't be with someone so fat, then advise her to move to denver, and look me up.

[AirForcePS]

ROCKCLIMBING? Have you ever seen a fat chick rockclimbing?




Me either.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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With this newfound knowledge, I'd like to suggest that you buy her a freakin ring.

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Do it. This has the added benefit that she'll freak out about looking her absolute best for the wedding - problem solved. You've got a hot wife with a normal family (BIG PLUS) who likes to do all the 'wife' stuff already.

It's quite expensive, though, and don't get a shitty ring.

[Richard Tanner]

You assume I don't understand the situation, which is incorrect. Of course I understand that he places all of this poor women's worth on her size and shape (sad). I used the ignorant tone of my message to express how dumbfounded I was that no one (as of the first post) had said that perhaps "looks aren't everything".

Cody

[jakethebake]

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her personality is a total 10 (cooks, cleans, other stuff really well and only at 21)

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Dude, you just totally redefined the entire thread. See, we didn't realize that you thought that her personality was defined by her ability to act as your maid.

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I don't get your point. All that sounds pretty good to me.

[jakethebake]

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ROCKCLIMBING? Have you ever seen a fat chick rockclimbing?

Me either.

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This struck me as funny as well.

[jakethebake]

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This is why I am having so much trouble with this, if she would just lose probably 10 lbs then I would be a happy man.

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10 lbs? You made it sound like she was really porking out. 10 lbs is nothing as long as it doesn't continue piling on. Expecially if the rest is so good. Just give her tits and ass a few extra slaps next time you're doing her. Let her know you notice they're getting big.

[oddjob]

fair enough, but...

you should then realize that saying to him "looks aren't everything" won't change the fact that he is still turned off by her gaining weight.


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You assume I don't understand the situation, which is incorrect. Of course I understand that he places all of this poor women's worth on her size and shape (sad). I used the ignorant tone of my message to express how dumbfounded I was that no one (as of the first post) had said that perhaps "looks aren't everything".

Cody

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[ftball0000]

Guys,

What I want in a chick is to be mentally and physically attracted to her. I want to nip this thing in the bud before it gets out of control.

If the 10lbs becomes 30lbs, then we have a problem and that is what I'm worried about.

And as far as the maid comments, dude, it's not like I order her to do that, it's things she enjoys doing for me. Because it makes me happy, and that makes her happy, I do lots of stuff for her that makes her happy and that makes me happy. I have high standards, I expect alot, but in return I give alot.

This thread has been very helpful actually, thanks guys,

-Ftball

[Sarge85]

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This thread has been very helpful actually, thanks guys,

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If thread has been helpful, I pity your girlfriend.

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[Rick Diesel]

I think someone mentioned this in another thread, but if you really want her to get in shape, start talking about marriage. I am not saying you should propose, just start talking about it. Mention what a special day it would be for her, and how 300 people will come to the church just to see her in her wedding dress.

She will freak out, like all chicks that are about to get married do, and immediately go on a diet. This is proven accurate 99.5% of the time.

R.D.

[Richard Tanner]

I wasn't trying to be rude, after all, the high tide lifts all boats (and apparently your ever more boyant girlfriend, lol). I'm just saying that, while she may not be as attractive to you anymore, she's still the person for whom you care. Can't put a price on that in my book.
As for her enjoying pleasing you (with the cooking, etc.). You know her and I don't, but speaking in generalities, this probably isn't the case. If she really does enjoy these things, then you sir have found an incredible statistical anomoly. Marry her quick, she can always lose weight.

Cody

[BusterStacks]

Dump her and tell her it's because she got fat. You've never seen the pounds come off so quick.

[jakethebake]

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This thread has been very helpful actually, thanks guys,

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If thread has been helpful, I pity your girlfriend.
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Beautiful post! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[jakethebake]

I still say slap her on the ass when you do her. Tell her you like the way it jiggles. That'll get her thinking.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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Dump her and tell her it's because she got fat. You've never seen the pounds come off so quick.

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... for the next guy.

[fnord_too]

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I think someone mentioned this in another thread, but if you really want her to get in shape, start talking about marriage. I am not saying you should propose, just start talking about it. Mention what a special day it would be for her, and how 300 people will come to the church just to see her in her wedding dress.

She will freak out, like all chicks that are about to get married do, and immediately go on a diet. This is proven accurate 99.5% of the time.

R.D.

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I would NOT recommend this if you are not ready to get married (or break up). There is a strong chance that she will freak out because that is not what she wants in her life right now or she does want that in her life right now and the fact that you uttered the word means it's a done deal (not saying either of those will happen, but there is a significant non zero probability of either. Hell, I didn't like using words like "wed" when my now wife and I played scrabble because I didn't want to broach the subject before I was ready!)

[jakethebake]

Wait. I've got it. Have her start smoking. That always works.

[oddjob]

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Wait. I've got it. Have her start smoking. That always works.

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if you can't stand the smoking, cocaine is more effective. crystal meth also works well, and she'll even clean at night, all night.

[Alobar]

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ROCKCLIMBING? Have you ever seen a fat chick rockclimbing?




Me either.

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exactly my point. She wont get fat

[LALDAAS]

This has to be the funniest damn thread I have read in a while.

I am the king of shallow when it comes to apperance.

All of my ex girls were exteremly HOT! All where no larger the a size 2.Why they wanted me is beond my knowledge.

My girl friend now has been my best friend my whole life and I love her to death, She knows what I like.

That plays in my favor becuase she wants to keep me happy. As do I for her. So I keep my self in shape as well.

Here are some simple answers.
1)Be shallow lol as pitiful as it sounds comment on how fat the cows really are.

2)This is the best one of all, Loyalty is every thing. My girl knows (at least I hope she does) I will never stray.
So with that in mind, Once in a while let her catch you with a wondering eye but dont gawk.

3) LOL this one is terrible but buy here some nice cloths or my personal favorite summtin dirty /images/graemlins/wink.gif Buy it 1 size small then she is.

I am I a dirt bag, Yes sir yes I am. A Happy dirt bag though.

[wacki]

Believe it or not, the "shallow" LALDAAS has had the best advice I've seen on this thread. I don't really consider this shallow though, because you simply cannot change what turns you on. And honestly, if you don't have to, why should you? I find women who let themselves go a sign that they are either lazy or simply don't care about their man enough to get their ass to the gym. That may not always be correct, but if they are fat and aren't going to the gym, then I can't help but feel that way.

I've seen several men go through this. I new a guy that had a girlfriend that would pork out when he went to jail, but every time he got out he was able to get her skinny again.

His method? A combination of blunt honesty and hard work. When he would see her he would always let her know he loved her. At the same time he wasn't afraid to say "Damn girl, you let yourself go!". He would then work out with her and council her on her eating habits. It worked everytime. He would even control how much he screwed her based on how heavy she was and how hard she was working to loose weight. This is one very specific situation nice guys that are too soft loose and guys that are assholes on the surface win everytime.

If you/she doesn't like working out, find a sport you can play together or get her some friends that like sports too. If she works out, you have to work out. That is a no brainer.

Mix blunt honesty directed towards her with affection and love. Talk in a condescending manner about those who are too lazy to keep themselves in shape for their mates. Always remember, if you are too lazy to work at keeping yourself looking good, she will probably end up the same way.

[MS Sunshine]

"This is why I am having so much trouble with this, if she would just lose probably 10 lbs then I would be a happy man."

10 lbs, well why didn't you say she had completely let herself go. You deserve to make her feel bad about her looks.

When you are single again, don't mention the real reason you broke up with your last girlfriend.

MS Sunshine

[gaming_mouse]

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I've pulled hot girls, so I can go out another one, however this girl is the 1st that I've truely enjoyed being around as a person too.

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You've pulled hot girls? My god, you sound like a dork. You should thank your lucky stars that you're even pulling this fatty.

gm

[ftball0000]

Dude gm, I hardly think you should be talking considering I bet the last time you touched a piece of ass was when your hand ripped through the 1-ply toliet paper you use to wipe yourself.

Apparently not wanting your girlfriend to be fat is a bad thing and guess I'm a really shallow guy, I didn't know I was such a minority.

My bad,
-Ftball

[gaming_mouse]

Not wanting your girl to be fat is a good thing.

Using the phrase "pull hot girls" is not.

Don't get mad. I'm giving you good advice.

Trust me,
gm

[leehrat]

laldaas is spot [censored] on

go to victorias secret and buy her something a size too small..perfect advice. one of those hot corsets or something. and a gym membership she can use is a nice touch..also, making her feel slightly insecure would help a lot..comment on some other chicks. the reason gfs gain weight is because they think theyve got you whipped. turn the tables and take control bro..good luck!!

[Lawrence Ng]

Dude, I am telling you right now you are screwed no matter what you say or if you don't say anything. Weight is a huge thing for women..and you are f'd up.

Dump her, find another chick if she doesn't meet your standards.

Lawrence

[MarkL444]

this reminds me of some kid i met who honestly had a tattoo on his ass that said "NO FAT BITCHES"
it covered an entire cheek
hah

[tolbiny]

YOu are going about it all wrong my friend. If you tell her shes fat, or imply it, that's it for you buddy. It very rarely works out well.
Here's how you spill it to her. Get one of your friends to "innocently" remark to one of her friends how she's putting on the pounds. Then a few days later take your GF and her friend out drinking and her friend will let what your friend said slip.
Naturally she will be mad at you no matter what, but it will be less so than if you said it. Women are really paranoid, and your friends remark will cut into her self esteem enough that she will start losing weight. Then you play the supportive boyfriend, tell her how sexy she looks in her gym clothes and whatnot.

[bernie]

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My girlfriend of over 2 years... however this girl is the 1st that I've truely enjoyed being around as a person too

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If you really care about this girl, and it's obvious it's not just another one nighter type of deal from your post, you should be able to talk to her about it and let her know. Find out if anything is going on with her that may be the cause of it. It's a possible health condition developing.

If you can't discuss this with her, you may need another girl. I wouldn't date a girl for 2 years who i couldn't talk about stuff like this with. And I certainly wouldn't marry a girl i couldn't talk about stuff like this with.

She may not like it when you first bring it up. Give it time to sink in so she hopefully realizes why your saying it to her. Don't do it in public. If she does go off and tell everyone what a jerk you are for bringing it up, just say you care about her enough to say something in private rather than just dump her over it or announce it to the world.

Good times

b

[jakethebake]

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If you really care about this girl, and it's obvious it's not just another one nighter type of deal from your post, you should be able to talk to her about it and let her know. Find out if anything is going on with her that may be the cause of it. It's a possible health condition developing.

If you can't discuss this with her, you may need another girl. I wouldn't date a girl for 2 years who i couldn't talk about stuff like this with. And I certainly wouldn't marry a girl i couldn't talk about stuff like this with.

She may not like it when you first bring it up. Give it time to sink in so she hopefully realizes why your saying it to her. Don't do it in public. If she does go off and tell everyone what a jerk you are for bringing it up, just say you care about her enough to say something in private rather than just dump her over it or announce it to the world.

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Again...
Conversation.
ftball0000: Have you gained some weight?
girlfriend: Waaaaaaaaaahhh!!! (Runs from room crying.)
End of Conversation.

This was already discussed. What dream world do you live in, Bernie, where this conversation could ever take place in a rational manner? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[bunky9590]

Handcuff her to a stairmaster and set it on fast. Works every time.

Peace,

Gregg

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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YOu are going about it all wrong my friend. If you tell her shes fat, or imply it, that's it for you buddy. It very rarely works out well.
Here's how you spill it to her. Get one of your friends to "innocently" remark to one of her friends how she's putting on the pounds. Then a few days later take your GF and her friend out drinking and her friend will let what your friend said slip.
Naturally she will be mad at you no matter what, but it will be less so than if you said it. Women are really paranoid, and your friends remark will cut into her self esteem enough that she will start losing weight. Then you play the supportive boyfriend, tell her how sexy she looks in her gym clothes and whatnot.

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The problem with this one is this:

girlfriend: Do you think I'm fat?
fubar guy: Uhmm... no! Of course not!

Here is where it branches off to two possibilities:
1)
girlfriend: You DO think I'm fat! @sshole! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
Done.

2)
girlfriend: Aww... (okay, I'll stay fat)
fubar guy: ([censored]!)
Done.

Nobody wins.

[LALDAAS]

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YOu are going about it all wrong my friend. If you tell her shes fat, or imply it, that's it for you buddy. It very rarely works out well.
Here's how you spill it to her. Get one of your friends to "innocently" remark to one of her friends how she's putting on the pounds. Then a few days later take your GF and her friend out drinking and her friend will let what your friend said slip.
Naturally she will be mad at you no matter what, but it will be less so than if you said it. Women are really paranoid, and your friends remark will cut into her self esteem enough that she will start losing weight. Then you play the supportive boyfriend, tell her how sexy she looks in her gym clothes and whatnot.

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The problem with this one is this:

girlfriend: Do you think I'm fat?
fubar guy: Uhmm... no! Of course not!

Here is where it branches off to two possibilities:
1)
girlfriend: You DO think I'm fat! @sshole! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
Done.

2)
girlfriend: Aww... (okay, I'll stay fat)
fubar guy: ([censored]!)
Done.

Nobody wins.

[/ QUOTE ]

Ok after reading this...The guy in the office next to me came in to see what the hell was so funny I laughed pretty hard.

[wacki]

Tolbiny, I have to agree with Patrick. I think you just gave the worst post of the month. Your advice is ok if you don't mind a little extra meat. Hell, some guys love that stuff. But if you like 'em lean, honesty is the best policy.

Just a thought, if you are a loyal boyfriend, when is honesty not the best policy?
(If this is too much off topic just let me know and we can kill this side conversation, but I think it relates well enough.)

[tolbiny]

Wacki- For a guy who is already attempting to snide remarks about how ugly fat chicks are and how hot thin ones are- he clearly isn't going to broach the subject himself. Honesty- despite the the other posts suggesting it- is not this guys favorite route. Him telling her himself in the way he has chosen is the worst possible route- She will get frustrated and angry at him and it will most likely begin to drive a wedge between them.
If he must use manipulative techniques he needs to set up a scenario where he isn't the one making the remark, so he can be mroe supportive of her decision. He absolutly has to be prepared to dodge teh "do you think i am fat?" question. How he wants to do this is up to him- but making innuendos yourself is a dangerous ass road to travel on.

[LALDAAS]

Honesty hmmmmm.... the lesser of 2 evils 1) The route I mentioned before or 2) the alternative is allowing here see the face you make as you catch the sight of celulite on the side of her ass and then have to be honest.

[wacki]

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Here are some simple answers.
1)Be shallow lol as pitiful as it sounds comment on how fat the cows really are.

2)This is the best one of all, Loyalty is every thing. My girl knows (at least I hope she does) I will never stray.
So with that in mind, Once in a while let her catch you with a wondering eye but dont gawk.

3) LOL this one is terrible but buy here some nice cloths or my personal favorite summtin dirty Buy it 1 size small then she is.

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What part of your first recommendation was dishonest?

[bernie]

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What dream world do you live in, Bernie, where this conversation could ever take place in a rational manner?

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I've had that conversation. If she runs off like that, she's pretty much going to the curb. If you can't talk to your g/f of 2 years about sensitive stuff, forget it. Too much work.

b

[kyro]

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No way. I've found that the best move here is to just tell her she's fat and call her Hoss. Honesty is the best policy here.

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you ass. i'm laughing quite loud right now.

[IggyWH]

This reminds me of that classic song by 50 Cent called Fat Bitch :

We over here... with some fat chicks

[50]
Nah, I don't be [censored] wit them fat bitches
That's Yayo

[Chorus]
Don't be stuck on the things they say
now you know it's a nasty world (you know it's a nasty world)
I ain't [censored] wit you anyway
cause I know your a nasty girl (know your a nasty girl)
I ain't never gon discriminate
so let me compliment your eyes (compliment my eyes)
Yeah, It's nothin' but a little baby phat phat

[50]
Them Twinkies got your ass gettin' fat fat
Them cookies got your ass gettin' fat fat
That paint got your ass gettin' fat fat
Bitch you grown, that ain't baby fat fat

In the gym I see your ass up on the stair master
But you got it on level 2, bitch go a little faster
Look girl I ain't gon lie, I'll tell you how I feel
They should hand cuff your big ass to the treadmill
You wanna work out now, cause you know its gettin' hot
And your big ass fin to pop all up out the halter top
Find the right chick, wearing some tight [censored], and it's on
See your ass wearing some tight [censored], we like "She wrong"

[Chorus]
Don't be stuck on the things they say
now you know it's a nasty world (know it's a nasty world)
I ain't [censored] wit you anyway
cause I know your a nasty girl - You's a nasty girl (know your a nasty girl)
I ain't never gon discriminate
so let me compliment your eyes (compliment my eyes)

[50}
Yeah, you got some nice eyes, but you's a big bitch man
Yeah, It's nothin' but a little baby phat phat
That Burger King dun got your ass fat fat
McDonald's dun got your ass fat fat
That Dominos dun got your ass fat fat
Yeah, It's nothin' but a little baby phat phat

[Lloyd Banks]
I like 'em slim in the waste, curves in the right place
A bitch wit hips, lips, and a nice face
Your appetite'll put a dent up in a nigga salary
You need to stop burnin that weed, and burn a calorie
Your attitude is like you always have gear
You got a pony tail, you ain't always have hair
I just wanna see your Capri's comin' down
Mami we run the town, stay away if you 300 pounds

[Chorus]
Don't be stuck on the things they say
now you know it's a nasty world (know it's a nasty world)
I ain't [censored] wit you anyway
cause I know your a nasty girl - You's a nasty girl (know your a nasty girl)
I ain't never gon discriminate
so let me compliment your eyes

[50]
I'll say something nice about ya eyes, cause you's a big bitch man
Yeah, It's nothin' but a little baby phat phat
Them Entenmann's dun got your ass fat fat
Them Little Debbie's dun got your ass fat fat
These cup cakes dun got your ass fat fat
Yeah, It's nothin' but a little baby phat phat

[Tony Yayo]
I ain't no trick, I ain't have to borrow with my wallet
Freakin' off in your car, on your closet
It ain't nothing wrong wit a big, strong girl
If you can cook your ass off, I'll give you the world
You can be skinny or fat, white or black
Nigga pussy is pussy so, yeah, I'll hit that
I'm a freak, sure I love minage a trois
And I really care lees if you twice my size

[Chorus]
Don't be stuck on the things they say
now you know it's a nasty world ' It's a nasty world
I ain't [censored] wit you anyway
cause I know your a nasty girl - You's a nasty girl
I ain't never gon discriminate, so let me compliment your eyes

[50]
I'm a compliment your eyes
Yayo'll [censored] wit you big bitches but I'm a stay the [censored] away from ya

Them Twinkies got your ass gettin' fat fat
Them cookies got your ass gettin' fat fat
That paint got your ass gettin' fat fat
Bitch you grown, that ain't baby fat fat

Stay the [censored] away from, you [censored] fat bitch
[censored] wit Tony Yayo, ho