kind of old, but hilarious

[ArchAngel71857]

How not to have cybersex.

Link (http://www.zone.ee/rennat/bloodcyber.htm)

-AA

[Monkeyslacks]

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I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily

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Woke up the wife laughing at this [censored] man. Well done.

[IggyWH]

Damn was that some funny [censored]!

[Edge34]

I had never read this before, and although one of them is a blatant ripoff from something published in a certain famous magazine using a bunny for a logo, this was all friggin' hilarious. Thanks for the link, AA.

-Edge

[Arm187r]

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They ******* charge your ***.

roflmfao.

[Tron]

That was glorious. Thanks a lot man.

[_2000Flushes]

You can't hurry good pizza.

-2kF

[Lawrence Ng]

OK thanks to this [censored], I'm never gonna look at pizza the same way again. /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[TimM]

http://5lmustang.com/cybersek.htm

"Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.
Jdogg:You leave everything to jdogg.
Jdogg:I am completely inside of you. You are my dik puppet. I put on a little play.
QT-Pie:This is weird. I should go.
Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.
QT-Pie: A stripe?"