Ankles or Knees?

[CCass]

After reading the Folding or Bunching thread, I am now re-thinking my entire bathroom process. So I need some help.

[jakethebake]

If you have many enemies you should consider Samurai style. Remove one leg entirely so you won't trip in case you're attacked in the crapper. This is very important.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Knees. I also need to be wearing a shirt when on the crapper. I'm a very private person and don't like to be exposed sitting naked on a ceramic chair in the middle of any room unless there's a gorgeous woman 'sitting' there with me and the ceramic chair is not a toilet (or cold).

[jakethebake]

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Knees. I also need to be wearing a shirt when on the crapper. I'm a very private person and don't like to be exposed sitting naked on a ceramic chair in the middle of any room unless there's a gorgeous woman 'sitting' there with me and the ceramic chair is not a toilet (or cold).

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That's funny. When I wear a shirt, i kinda tuck it up underneath outta the way so it doesn't hang down. I'm not taking any chances.

[beerbandit]

this made me laugh so i hard -- i ahd to go to the bathroom, i almost tried it but im to lazy

i guess i just have never been attacked in the bathroom -- but i guess itd only take once


i usually just pull them down and let gravity do the rest, maybe knees, ankles or i have stains


cheers

[TylerD]

depends how clean the floor is.

[Ponks]

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depends how clean the floor is.

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That's why I go knees all the time. Wouldn't want to get my pants dirty if they hit the floor. Guess the knees has been a habit, because I trust the bathroom floor in my house.

Ponks

[ThaSaltCracka]

I go for ankles, because it allows me to spread my legs a little more, thus preventing hangers.

[Toro]

Obviously you missed the Seinfeld episode that set the standard for this. George Costanza takes the pants completely off. Therefore your poll is flawed since it's missing this choice.

[PhatTBoll]

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Obviously you missed the Seinfeld episode that set the standard for this. George Costanza takes the pants completely off. Therefore your poll is flawed since it's missing this choice.

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What do you do with your pants while you're doing the deed then? Assume you are in a stall with no hook.

[jakethebake]

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Obviously you missed the Seinfeld episode that set the standard for this. George Costanza takes the pants completely off. Therefore your poll is flawed since it's missing this choice.

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Actually it was his shirt wasn't it? And he did it at his girlfriend's mother's party? And forgot and walked out without his shirt?

[Toro]

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Obviously you missed the Seinfeld episode that set the standard for this. George Costanza takes the pants completely off. Therefore your poll is flawed since it's missing this choice.

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What do you do with your pants while you're doing the deed then? Assume you are in a stall with no hook.

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Good question.

[The Dude]

Ankles, since I step one leg out completely. In a public restroom (which I try very hard to avoid shi[/i]tting in), I go to the knees.

[daryn]

why do people do this one leg thing?

yeah about george costanza, it was his shirt he takes off. everyone who watches the show should know this. bad toro.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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why do people do this one leg thing?

yeah about george costanza, it was his shirt he takes off. everyone who watches the show should know this. bad toro.

[/ QUOTE ]have you ever done it? I don't know how many times I have done this at my house, its the nuts man.

[beerbandit]

i usually go naked, right before i go in the shower --- it saves much toilet paper

cheers

[BusterStacks]

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why do people do this one leg thing?

yeah about george costanza, it was his shirt he takes off. everyone who watches the show should know this. bad toro.

[/ QUOTE ]have you ever done it? I don't know how many times I have done this at my house, its the nuts man.

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I'll go try it right now.

Review to follow.

[daryn]

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why do people do this one leg thing?

yeah about george costanza, it was his shirt he takes off. everyone who watches the show should know this. bad toro.

[/ QUOTE ]have you ever done it? I don't know how many times I have done this at my house, its the nuts man.

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never done it, but often times i do the pre-shower thing so i don't have to do it.

[Macdaddy Warsaw]

I thought he took off ALL of his clothes.

I actually have friends who do this. It's weird. And yes, plural. There are at least two of them.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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I thought he took off ALL of his clothes.

I actually have friends who do this. It's weird. And yes, plural. There are at least two of them.

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Are they toddlers?

[Macdaddy Warsaw]

Sadly, no.