Ask deacsoft.

[deacsoft]

I don't know. Whatever you'd like. About anything you'd like.


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[Alobar]

what is the maximum velocity of a coconut laden swallow?

[PoBoy321]

How much for the women? I like the pretty girl.

[PhatTBoll]

Can you sum up Robert Bork's theory of original understanding in two paragraphs?

[razor]

What day and hour will TSC have the same number of posts as El D?

[B Dids]

Give me a good reason not to go to my meeting this afternoon.

[nolanfan34]

[ QUOTE ]
Give me a good reason not to go to my meeting this afternoon.

[/ QUOTE ]

Can I answer that one? Because dirty, dirty Huskies will be there? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[jakethebake]

We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?

[spamuell]

What software can I download to enable me to write to my LG super-multi DVD drive as easily as possible?

[elwoodblues]

What's up?

[Non_Comformist]

How will history view the Star Wars sequels (I II III) and how important is III in regard to that.

[Tim&Joe]

Tim: Will Joe and I ever be accepted members of the 2+2 community?

Joe: Will our choice in posting lifestyle always be recieved with hostility by some here?

Tim: One more, which is better to end a post /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif or /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif?

[ThaSaltCracka]

why are you doing this?

[namknils]

Are you going to answer any of these questions?

[elwoodblues]

At least get the quote right.

Shameful.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
Are you going to answer any of these questions?

[/ QUOTE ]
He f'ing better! We're all counting on him.

[B Dids]

[ QUOTE ]
Tim: Will Joe and I ever be accepted members of the 2+2 community?

Joe: Will our choice in posting lifestyle always be recieved with hostility by some here?

Tim: One more, which is better to end a post /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif or /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif?

[/ QUOTE ]

This is possibly the least funny gimmic ever.

[jasonHoldEm]

What should I make for dinner?

[Rico Suave]

Alobar:

[ QUOTE ]
what is the maximum velocity of a coconut laden swallow?

[/ QUOTE ]

It depends. African or European swallow?

--Rico

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
what is the maximum velocity of a coconut laden swallow?

[/ QUOTE ]

140 kph on a good day according to the optimistic
speedometer.

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
How much for the women? I like the pretty girl.

[/ QUOTE ]

That depends on what it is you want her to do.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
what is the maximum velocity of a coconut laden swallow?

[/ QUOTE ]

140 kph on a good day according to the optimistic
speedometer.

[/ QUOTE ]
About time!!! Now how about the rest of us? We want answers!!! /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
Can you sum up Robert Bork's theory of original understanding in two paragraphs?

[/ QUOTE ]

No.

[Slacker13]

If a bear shits... in the woods, would anyone smell it?

[deacsoft]

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What day and hour will TSC have the same number of posts as El D?

[/ QUOTE ]

That's a good one. I'll say within the next 9 days. The best I can do.

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Give me a good reason not to go to my meeting this afternoon.

[/ QUOTE ]

Can I answer that one? Because dirty, dirty Huskies will be there? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

I was going to say because you have some "trim" coming over, but nolan's answer should work just as well.

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?

[/ QUOTE ]

For guys I'd have to say sex.

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
What's up?

[/ QUOTE ]

Do you mean, "sup bro"?

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?

[/ QUOTE ]
For guys I'd have to say sex.

[/ QUOTE ]
What a crappy answer. The correct answer is "to crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women."

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
How will history view the Star Wars sequels (I II III) and how important is III in regard to that.

[/ QUOTE ]

As a bad idea. Episode III, I believe, will be the most crucial.

[Benal]

Do you spit or swallow?

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
What software can I download to enable me to write to my LG super-multi DVD drive as easily as possible?

[/ QUOTE ]

You can give this site a try: download (http://www.majorgeeks.com/archive.php?id=200310)

[elwoodblues]

[ QUOTE ]
What's up?


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Do you mean, "sup bro"?

[/ QUOTE ]

Did I ask "sup bro?" Nice way to avoid the question...are you a politician or something?

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
Tim: Will Joe and I ever be accepted members of the 2+2 community?

Joe: Will our choice in posting lifestyle always be recieved with hostility by some here?

Tim: One more, which is better to end a post /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif or /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif?

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes.

Yes. By some.

Neither. 1 /images/graemlins/smile.gif is appropriate.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
Did I ask "sup bro?" Nice way to avoid the question...are you a politician or something?

[/ QUOTE ]
No. He's a pooh bah.

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
why are you doing this?

[/ QUOTE ]

Highlight the white section in my post.

Okay I could be wrong, but perhaps it was worth a shot. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[deacsoft]

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Are you going to answer any of these questions?

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes. I was playing a quick game of Quake 3 to allow time for some questions to come in.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
why are you doing this?

[/ QUOTE ]

Highlight the white section in my post.

Okay I could be wrong, but perhaps it was worth a shot. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[/ QUOTE ]
Amazing. Deacsoft predicted the question would be asked. Deacsoft is a GOD!!!

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
At least get the quote right.

Shameful.

[/ QUOTE ]

The correct quote would be: "How much for the little girl?"

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
What should I make for dinner?

[/ QUOTE ]

Chicken Fettuccine.

[Onaflag]

Have you had this "soft deac" condition for very long and are you taking medication for it?

Onaflag..........

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
If a bear shits... in the woods, would anyone smell it?

[/ QUOTE ]

The bear would.

[AngryCola]

Who do you play as in the aforementioned Quake III: Arena?

Do you get owned?

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
Have you had this "soft deac" condition for very long and are you taking medication for it?

Onaflag..........

[/ QUOTE ]

Actually the deac is for "deacon" and the "soft" is for software. If I did have some kind of soft deac condition I certainly would be taking medication.

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?

[/ QUOTE ]
For guys I'd have to say sex.

[/ QUOTE ]
What a crappy answer. The correct answer is "to crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women."

[/ QUOTE ]

Sorry to disappoint you. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
Do you spit or swallow?

[/ QUOTE ]

I only briefly chewed tobacco, but when I did... I must admit I was a spitter.

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
What's up?


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Do you mean, "sup bro"?

[/ QUOTE ]

Did I ask "sup bro?" Nice way to avoid the question...are you a politician or something?

[/ QUOTE ]

lol... I was playing Quake 3 and now I answering qeustions.

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
Who do you play as in the aforementioned Quake III: Arena?

Do you get owned?

[/ QUOTE ]

deacsoft.

Most of the time, yes, I do.

I would possibly be willing to bet my bankroll that illunious (2+2er) could wax the floor with any other 2+2er. He is a god of quake 3.

[scott1]

What should I get my father for Christmas?

The man has no hobbies.

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
What should I get my father for Christmas?

The man has no hobbies.

[/ QUOTE ]

Some bathroom, ahh, reading material. link (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;category=280&amp;item=451248485 8&amp;rd=1)

[Non_Comformist]

I am thinking about scrapping the current who is hotter contests for a new format, what do you think?

[AngryCola]

lol.. I actually meant-
Which character model do you use?

I always pick the skinny one that floats. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[daryn]

this thread blows donkey dick

[ThaSaltCracka]

[ QUOTE ]
this thread blows donkey dick

[/ QUOTE ]I agree.

[daryn]

haha.. i'm serious, as i typed that out i was like, man this is a rare spot whre TSC will agree 100% with me

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
lol.. I actually meant-
Which character model do you use?

I always pick the skinny one that floats. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Me too. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
I am thinking about scrapping the current who is hotter contests for a new format, what do you think?

[/ QUOTE ]

I like the pics, but the contest seems to be going no where.

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
this thread blows donkey dick

[/ QUOTE ]I agree.

[/ QUOTE ]

You guys should have asked, "what blows donkey dick?"
And then I reply, "This thread."

I agree too. It sucks. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Beerfund]

Do you love recieving anal sex or do you just like it a normal amount?

[Boris]

How fat is the fattest fattie you've ever dragged back to your bed after closing down the bars?

[ThaSaltCracka]

[ QUOTE ]
haha.. i'm serious, as i typed that out i was like, man this is a rare spot whre TSC will agree 100% with me

[/ QUOTE ]Its happened before.

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
Do you love recieving anal sex or do you just like it a normal amount?

[/ QUOTE ]

I have never experienced it so I couldn't say. Maybe you should ask Joe &amp; Tim.

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
How fat is the fattest fattie you've ever dragged back to your bed after closing down the bars?

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm not a big drinker, so I usually am not out until bar close. Thinking back a little here I would have to say about 130-140ish. Which is not exactly fat but a little large for my standards.

[eric5148]

Can I sit in the chair in your avatar? It looks comfy.

[TimM]

[ QUOTE ]
I always pick the skinny one that floats. /images/graemlins/wink.gif
Me too. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

You'll always look like a blue Sarge to me. (Stands out best against the ruddy map colors)

Do people still play plain old Q3DM? I kinda miss it and was thinking of installing it on my new machine.

[partygirluk]

Will you marry me?

[illunious]

Angry clown, force player models.

[ QUOTE ]
Do people still play plain old Q3DM?

[/ QUOTE ]
I do. There's still lots of games online.

[TimM]

Cool, gonna try it in a few minutes once I'm done with my session. I play under the name "Sicilian". Wonder if I can still hit with the Rail, though I played a lot of UT2003 and the LG isn't much different.

[AncientPC]

Why a chair?

[Sponger15SB]

Have you told your parents that you are gay?

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
Can I sit in the chair in your avatar? It looks comfy.

[/ QUOTE ]

Be my guest. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
Will you marry me?

[/ QUOTE ]

Maybe. I'll be in Vegas over new years. Meet me out there and we can see what happens.

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
Why a chair?

[/ QUOTE ]

Absolute randomness.

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
Have you told your parents that you are gay?

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm not the least bit gay, so I guess the answer would be no.