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BottlesOf
12-14-2004, 03:28 PM
I've had A&E on today and have seen a lot of Airline, their reality/documentary show about Southwest Airlines.

With that in mind, why do so many dumbasses show up for their flights really drunk and belligerent. (And then of course, they're shocked when they aren't permitted to fly.)

jakethebake
12-14-2004, 03:30 PM
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With that in mind, why do so many dumbasses show up for their flights really drunk and belligerent. (And then of course, they're shocked when they aren't permitted to fly.)

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I always wait until I'm already on the plane to get drunk and beligerent.

Toro
12-14-2004, 03:31 PM
Because they are . . . . . . . drunk?

Patrick del Poker Grande
12-14-2004, 03:32 PM
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With that in mind, why do so many dumbasses show up for their flights really drunk and belligerent. (And then of course, they're shocked when they aren't permitted to fly.)

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I always wait until I'm already on the plane to get drunk and beligerent.

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I was born belligerent.

sfer
12-14-2004, 03:33 PM
Beat me to it. I was going to write, "Because they've been drinking."

BottlesOf
12-14-2004, 03:34 PM
I ask why people show up to their flights drunk, and 2 people think to answer because they're drunk.

This forum has really gone downhill....

nolanfan34
12-14-2004, 03:35 PM
I think a lot of people show up drunk because it eases their fear of flying. I don't know.

Unrelated question that I think of each time I see your avatar - is Bisonbison really Mat Sklansky?

http://offlikeaprom.com/images/poker.jpg http://www.pokerpages.com/pokerinfo/tournamentgallery/wsop/david-sklansky2001.jpg

sfer
12-14-2004, 03:36 PM
ahahahahahaha

Toro
12-14-2004, 03:40 PM
Oh, I didn't realize you needed it spelled out. Here are two off the top of my head.

1. Ordinary person is nervous about flying so he has some drinks, too many drinks, can't hold his liquor and acts like an ass.

2. Alcoholics

See, that wasn't too hard.

bisonbison
12-14-2004, 04:05 PM
my cover is blown. As is, apparently, my full head of hair and about 30 years off my life.