Great change in my life yesterday...

[Joe Tall]

I went to the grocery store. I bought groceries.

I'm a new man,
Joe Tall

[lapoker17]

I appreciate and respect this.

Nice job - I aspire to such forward thinking.

[jakethebake]

How about a list? What didja get?

[Alobar]

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I went to the grocery store. I bought groceries.

I'm a new man,
Joe Tall

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WENT to the store? loser, have them delivered /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[PoBoy321]

Groceries? Like to make food? If it can't be ordered and delivered, I don't see the point.

[Sarge85]

But does going to the mini mart to buy smokes and a six pack really count as grocery shopping?

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[BusterStacks]

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But does going to the mini mart to buy smokes and a sick pack really count as grocery shopping?

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yes.

[nolanfan34]

In all honesty, what the hell were you doing before that? People who don't/can't cook for themselves baffle me.

[Joe Tall]

How about a list? What didja get?

dozen eggs
single american cheese slices
6 cans all white tuna
organic mixed baby greens
organic baby carrots
bag of sliced almonds
purdue thinly sliced chicken breast
deli polish kielbasa
1/2 deli turkey breast
halvarti cheese block
6 vitamin waters
bottle of Louis Jadot Pinot Noir
12 pack of Newcastle

I think that is it.

Peace,
Joe Tall

[Joe Tall]

what the hell were you doing before that?

Ordering out 2-3 meals a day, what else? It's not like I didn't eat over the last 3 years.

People who don't/can't cook for themselves baffle me

Oh, I can cook and pride myself at it but cooking for one fcking blows.

Peace,
Joe Tall

[TheRake]

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Oh, I can cook and pride myself at it but cooking for one fcking blows.

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I totally hear ya on this one. I can cook a litte and actually enjoy it once in awhile, but doing dishes afterwards totally sucks. It seems so utterly pointless to cook for one.

TheRake

[Six_of_One]

You're a brave man.

Remember, when things start to smell in the fridge, it's time to throw them out.

[nolanfan34]

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Oh, I can cook and pride myself at it but cooking for one fcking blows.

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That's true, point taken. Isn't there a hot 23-year-old who you could be cooking for? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Joe Tall]

Isn't there a hot 23-year-old who you could be cooking for?

I called her and still have to weasel my way out of a few jams coming up for sure but no fcking way am I going to invite her over to cook for her. Even though she stupid enough not to realize that she is eating on a felted table, but I think she'd try to marry me on the spot.

Peace,
Joe Tall

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
How about a list? What didja get?

dozen eggs
single american cheese slices
6 cans all white tuna
organic mixed baby greens
organic baby carrots
bag of sliced almonds
purdue thinly sliced chicken breast
deli polish kielbasa
1/2 deli turkey breast
halvarti cheese block
6 vitamin waters
bottle of Louis Jadot Pinot Noir
12 pack of Newcastle

I think that is it.

Peace,
Joe Tall

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You realize that there's absolutely nothing you can make from that random bunch of stuff right?

[turnipmonster]

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Oh, I can cook and pride myself at it but cooking for one fcking blows.

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I cook pretty much every meal I eat and even though I'm engaged I almost never cook for more than 1. what's wrong with cooking for yourself? I love it, I make exactly whatever I want.

--turnipmonster

[Joe Tall]

You realize that there's absolutely nothing you can make from that random bunch of stuff right?

My roomate has all that extra $hit I'll need. But there is at least a good salad in there. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Peace,
Joe Tall

[nolanfan34]

[ QUOTE ]
Isn't there a hot 23-year-old who you could be cooking for?

I called her and still have to weasel my way out of a few jams coming up for sure but no fcking way am I going to invite her over to cook for her. Even though she stupid enough not to realize that she is eating on a felted table, but I think she'd try to marry me on the spot.

Peace,
Joe Tall

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I hear ya man, I was just busting your chops. Being tall is just a bitch from what it sounds like. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[ThaSaltCracka]

[ QUOTE ]
Being tall is just a bitch from what it sounds like.

[/ QUOTE ] not really.

[Joe Tall]

[ QUOTE ]
Being tall is just a bitch from what it sounds like.


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not really.


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Try flying, buying pants, going to general admission show, buying a car, walking into an old building/house, it has it's up and downs.

Peace,
Joe Tall

[B Dids]

My grocerly list from yesterday owns your list.

baking soda
butter
white sugar
cup brown sugar
vanilla extract
eggs
chicken breast
onion
kidney beans (canned)
tomato
sun dried tomato ravioli
1/2 lb ground pork
1/2 lb ground beef
bread crumbs
Jalapeno Chili
diced tomatos
zucchini
turmeric
beef stock
peanuts
cauliflower
coconut milk
peanut butter
steak
potatoes
carrots
salad fixings
stir fry chicken
frozen fruit
frozen veggies

[NLSoldier]

[ QUOTE ]
Try flying, buying pants, going to general admission show, buying a car, walking into an old building/house, it has it's up and downs.

Peace,
Joe Tall

Maybe its been discussed before and I missed it, but just how tall are you?


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[Paluka]

[ QUOTE ]
My grocerly list from yesterday owns your list.

baking soda
butter
white sugar
cup brown sugar
vanilla extract
eggs


[/ QUOTE ]

Those cookies better not be for you Dids.

[B Dids]

I'm bringing them to work for a Christmas Party on Thursday- they're not.

[Joe Tall]

Maybe its been discussed before and I missed it, but just how tall are you?

200cm /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Peace,
Joe Tall

[NLSoldier]

Man, now I'm gonna have to google "metric to english conversion"

[Joe Tall]

now I'm gonna have to google "metric to english conversion"

It's my answer to everyone that asks in public. Usually, the reply is, "no, really, how tall are you?" /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

Peace,
Joe Tall

[ThaSaltCracka]

[ QUOTE ]
Maybe its been discussed before and I missed it, but just how tall are you?

200cm /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Peace,
Joe Tall

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what is that, 5'11"?

[stabn]

I think it's like 5'6", what a shorty.

[Joe Tall]

what is that, 5'11"?

Guess you've never skied.

Peace,
Joe Tall

[ThaSaltCracka]

[ QUOTE ]
what is that, 5'11"?

Guess you've never skied.

Peace,
Joe Tall

[/ QUOTE ]nope, never used the metric systems either, so how tall are you, you bastard.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
what is that, 5'11"?

Guess you've never skied.

Peace,
Joe Tall

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What does skiing have to do with anything? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Joe Tall]

so how tall are you, you bastard.

It hasn't change much, I don't think...yup still 200cm. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Peace,
Joe Tall

[Victor]

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single american cheese slices

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This baffles me. Do you actually like american cheese?

This is a staple of food for most people and I really just dont understand it. There are about 15 types of cheese better than american. It must just be a stroke of marketing geniuos. IMO, show some respect to your turkey breast and get some swiss or cheddar.

[Joe Tall]

What does skiing have to do with anything?

What size ski do you ski on? How long are they compared to you height?

Peace,
Joe Tall

[NLSoldier]

It came out to like 6.56 ft so thats like a little over 6'6" i guess. I'm a little disapointed, I thought he was gonna be pushin 7 ft.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
so how tall are you, you bastard.

It hasn't change much, I don't think...yup still 200cm. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Peace,
Joe Tall

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Isn't that like 11 feet?

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
It came out to like 6.56 ft so thats like a little over 6'6" i guess. I'm a little disapointed, I thought he was gonna be pushin 7 ft.

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Me too. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[ThaSaltCracka]

[ QUOTE ]
It came out to like 6.56 ft so thats like a little over 6'6" i guess. I'm a little disapointed, I thought he was gonna be pushin 7 ft.

[/ QUOTE ]wtf, I mean thats tall, but not freakishly tall. I am 6'2" though. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif


I to was hoping for something along the lines of giant size.

[Joe Tall]

I'm a little disapointed, I thought he was gonna be pushin 7 ft.

That would totally suck and I would have listed, any door jam, shirts, t-shirts, dress clothes, chairs, couches, bicycles, tables, beds, and I'm sure there are more.

Peace,
Joe Tall

[MelchyBeau]

I understand your pain about shopping somewhat. My shoe size is 13EEE. I generally get whatever fits, otherwise I'm screwed. Living in a small town means very little selection of sizes comparitavely.


Melch

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
I to was hoping for something along the lines of giant size.

[/ QUOTE ]
I thought he might be that guy from Big Fish.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
I understand your pain about shopping somewhat. My shoe size is 13EEE. I generally get whatever fits, otherwise I'm screwed. Living in a small town means very little selection of sizes comparitavely. Melch

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I bet you're thanking Al Gore for the Internet!!! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[stabn]

He bought another cheese that's easily better than swiss or cheddar...American cheese slices are just the 'quick and dirty' method for sandwhich.

[Alobar]

I'm gunna be l33t and post what I bought at the store yesterday too! (and that gets delivered today, heh)

1/2 pound sliced honey glazed turkey
1/2 pound slices honey glazed chicken breats
1/2 sliced provolone
dozen eggs
2 loafes of whole wheat bread
1 gallon skim milk
1 gallon tropicana pure premiuem calcium enriched OJ
bunch of red grapes
thingy of strawberries
2 cantalope
a seedless watermelon
4 bananas
2 boxes of granola bars
dozen tortillas
frozen soy burgers
some porkchops
some chiken breasts
beef tips
huge ass box of kicks cereal
oatmeal

uhm, thats it I think

[jakethebake]

So you went to the store and placed an order and paid for stuff that doesnt get delivered until today? What's the point in that?
[ QUOTE ]
I'm gunna be l33t and post what I bought at the store yesterday too! (and that gets delivered today, heh)

1/2 pound sliced honey glazed turkey
1/2 pound slices honey glazed chicken breats
1/2 sliced provolone
dozen eggs
2 loafes of whole wheat bread
1 gallon skim milk
1 gallon tropicana pure premiuem calcium enriched OJ
bunch of red grapes
thingy of strawberries
2 cantalope
a seedless watermelon
4 bananas
2 boxes of granola bars
dozen tortillas
frozen soy burgers
some porkchops
some chiken breasts
beef tips
huge ass box of kicks cereal
oatmeal

uhm, thats it I think

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[stationcalling]

www.zappos.com (http://www.zappos.com)

[Alobar]

no, I sat here in my underwear and ordered all that stuff online

[Joe Tall]

I made a salad w/the baby greens, sliced almonds and carrots, I stole a tomato from my roomate.

I marinated the chicken breast in red wine (not the Louis Jardot) and Italian dressing w/some other spices, slow cooked it and toss the chicken w/the dressing over pasta.

It was perfect. However, now I'm full, lazy and have a fcking mess in the kitchen that I don't want to deal with.

I should have ordered out,
Joe Tall