After going to the bathroom...

[Demana]

[daryn]

wash my hands after 2. sometimes 1. hey, my dick's clean.

[stabn]

You touch your dick, you touch the doorknob. Later, i touch my dick, i wash my hands, i touch the doorknob. Now it's like i just touched your dick. No thanks, go wash your hands bitch.

[Demana]

Interesting that no one has yet to admit that they never wash their hands. Must be the sample size as I've been seeing an increasing number of people who don't seem to be washing hands after #2. Must be the small sample size so far.

btw - Anyone out there wash their hands before going to the bathroom instead of afterwards?

[Rushmore]

I wash my hands after both. I'd explain all of the reasoning behind it, but I think it should suffice to say that I do it because...

It's not a particularly arduous or complicated process to do so.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

I sometimes pre-wash when I'm at the casinos. There's not much that changes more hands quicker than money and casino chips.

[Tyler Durden]

I always wash after two but rarely after one. i can whip it out w/o touching it. i'm skilled like that.

[Alobar]

dont touch the door knob in a public bathroom....duh

also, what if you are at home, do you still wash your hands after takin a piss??

I think washing your hands after taking a piss is retarded. Do you wash your hands after you touch your nose, or your elbow? Why is your dick any dirtier than these parts of your body? Its prolly cleaner since its tucked away in your underwear.The reason to wash your hands after taking a dump is because you can get microbes and bacteria and stuff that live in [censored], on your hands from whiping your ass. If you then put your hands on a sandwhich and eat the thing, you can get sick. So either, wash your hands, or dont whipe your ass, I suggest going with the former instead of the latter.

Washing your hands after taking a piss should only be done for show. i.e. you are at a chicks house and take a piss, wash your hands, because she is prolly like everyone else, and to dumb too realize your dick isnt dirty.

[B Dids]

There is only one correct answer, and those of you who are getting this wrong are dirty bastards.

[NLSoldier]

I'm with daryn. My dick is clean. How is the skin on your dick different than any other part of your body. If you touched your leg would you feel like you need to wash your hands? For #2 you have to wipe though, and when you wipe your hand comes very close to touching sh!t. Also you usually have to touch the toliet seat and flusher although I usually use my foot for that. Also hand washing is more important for #2 cause even if you pee on your hand its not gonna do anything to you, but coming into contact with sh!t can make you pretty sick.

[AngryCola]

[ QUOTE ]
I think washing your hands after taking a piss is retarded. Do you wash your hands after you touch your nose, or your elbow? Why is your dick any dirtier than these parts of your body?

[/ QUOTE ]

That's why I wash my hands BEFORE touching my yin yang. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[NLSoldier]

Damn Alobar you totally stole my reply!

[daryn]

ha.. i thought this would be an obvious joke but i guess not, i'm getting backlash already.


</font><blockquote><font class="small">In risposta di:</font><hr />
hey, my dick's clean.

[/ QUOTE ]


does anyone believe i am serious???

[Alobar]

[ QUOTE ]
Damn Alobar you totally stole my reply!

[/ QUOTE ]

hah! /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Rushmore]

[ QUOTE ]
dont touch the door knob in a public bathroom....duh

also, what if you are at home, do you still wash your hands after takin a piss??

I think washing your hands after taking a piss is retarded. Do you wash your hands after you touch your nose, or your elbow? Why is your dick any dirtier than these parts of your body? Its prolly cleaner since its tucked away in your underwear.The reason to wash your hands after taking a dump is because you can get microbes and bacteria and stuff that live in [censored], on your hands from whiping your ass. If you then put your hands on a sandwhich and eat the thing, you can get sick. So either, wash your hands, or dont whipe your ass, I suggest going with the former instead of the latter.

Washing your hands after taking a piss should only be done for show. i.e. you are at a chicks house and take a piss, wash your hands, because she is prolly like everyone else, and to dumb too realize your dick isnt dirty.

[/ QUOTE ]

Just for the record, my dick is absolutely filthy.

That said, do you want to dig into the bowl of nuts at the bar, after I've been at them?

Aaah, it's ok. My urine tastes really good. Oh, yeah, and that prostitute's fecal matter from a couple of nights ago will probably be really yummy, too.

Just like cotton f*ckin candy.

Everyone. Wash your hands. I mean, how lazy are you?

[felson]

So you wouldn't mind shaking hands with someone else with the same policy?

[Alobar]

[ QUOTE ]
ha.. i thought this would be an obvious joke but i guess not, i'm getting backlash already.


[ QUOTE ]
hey, my dick's clean.

[/ QUOTE ]


does anyone believe i am serious???

[/ QUOTE ]

So what you are saying is you have a dirty dick? I suppose with your lifestlye choice that is entirely true. In that case yes I would wash my hands after I took a piss, for the same reason I wash my hands after taking a dump, [censored] on your finger = bad /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

I've noticed there's no option for a rinse for #1 and a soap-wash for #2, which seems to be a popular strategy among men age 1-137.

[Alobar]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
dont touch the door knob in a public bathroom....duh

also, what if you are at home, do you still wash your hands after takin a piss??

I think washing your hands after taking a piss is retarded. Do you wash your hands after you touch your nose, or your elbow? Why is your dick any dirtier than these parts of your body? Its prolly cleaner since its tucked away in your underwear.The reason to wash your hands after taking a dump is because you can get microbes and bacteria and stuff that live in [censored], on your hands from whiping your ass. If you then put your hands on a sandwhich and eat the thing, you can get sick. So either, wash your hands, or dont whipe your ass, I suggest going with the former instead of the latter.

Washing your hands after taking a piss should only be done for show. i.e. you are at a chicks house and take a piss, wash your hands, because she is prolly like everyone else, and to dumb too realize your dick isnt dirty.

[/ QUOTE ]

Just for the record, my dick is absolutely filthy.

That said, do you want to dig into the bowl of nuts at the bar, after I've been at them?

Aaah, it's ok. My urine tastes really good. Oh, yeah, and that prostitute's fecal matter from a couple of nights ago will probably be really yummy, too.

Just like cotton f*ckin candy.

Everyone. Wash your hands. I mean, how lazy are you?

[/ QUOTE ]

I dunno about you, but I tend to shower, so my dick is as clean as any other part of my body. I also know how to piss with out getting urine all overmyself (cept if in a bar and they have one of those floor urinals and I cat splash back on my shins).

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

I'm also appalled at the lack of reference as of yet to the SNL skit with the fecal matter goggles (or the one w/ the Fecal Matters Show).

[felson]

What I want to know is, who's the one guy (so far) who said he only washes after #1??

I'm grossed out by anyone who doesn't wash every time. But at least the other guys are logically consistent.

[Ulysses]

[ QUOTE ]
I've noticed there's no option for a rinse for #1 and a soap-wash for #2, which seems to be a popular strategy among men age 1-137.

[/ QUOTE ]

DING!

[ThaSaltCracka]

I use to not wash my hands after going to the bathroom, but that was when I was a child. Now that I am an adult, I do it after either a 1 or a 2, to not is really sick.

[Rushmore]

You know what? I also use my blinker in the middle of the night when nobody is around.

I do these things without thinking, because they do not hurt to do, and they are potentially bad not to do.

P.S. I shower every single morning. This is done roughly ten minutes after voiding my bowels, which is done roughly thirty minutes after my third cup of coffee. I haven't had a mudbutt scare since I was a child. I don't park my ass on anyone's throne but my own. I simply do not need to.

I suppose then, that I could honestly say that I always take a shower immediately after #2.

[Michael Davis]

FWIW, I think washing your hands after going to the bathroom is ridiculous. However, washing your hands frequently is a very good thing, and since you are already in the bathroom, why not? Especially if you are at the casino.

-Michael

[BeerMoney]

[ QUOTE ]
I've noticed there's no option for a rinse for #1 and a soap-wash for #2, which seems to be a popular strategy among men age 1-137.

[/ QUOTE ]

I agree.

[Demana]

How is a rinse going to do anything more than get your hands wet?

[Justin A]

[ QUOTE ]
How is a rinse going to do anything more than get your hands wet?

[/ QUOTE ]

Are you kidding?

Justin A

[chabibi]

[ QUOTE ]
I've noticed there's no option for a rinse for #1 and a soap-wash for #2, which seems to be a popular strategy among men age 1-137

[/ QUOTE ]

That rinse is so superficial, it does nothing. I bet you only do it in a public washroom when someone else is in there watching you aproach the sink

[Lazymeatball]

When I'm at work or at a casino, I always wash before and after, before because off all the nasty [censored] I encounter, and after as a courtesy to all the stuff I'm going to encounter. Anywhere else in public I'll always wash after.

At home, there is no need after #1 unless I'm going to be cooking and stuff. Always a need after #2.

[daryn]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In risposta di:</font><hr />
When I'm at work or at a casino, I always wash before and after, before because off all the nasty [censored] I encounter, and after as a courtesy to all the stuff I'm going to encounter. Anywhere else in public I'll always wash after.

At home, there is no need after #1 unless I'm going to be cooking and stuff. Always a need after #2.

[/ QUOTE ]


my sentiments exactly.

[MMMMMM]

The proper and hygienic thing to do is to wash your hands BOTH BEFORE AND AFTER going to the bathroom. This method best protects you from disease, and protects others as well.

The correct way to wash your hands is to wash them up to and including the wrists.

Also, try not to touch your face in public unless you have just washed your hands. Most viruses enter through the eyes, nose or mouth.

[jasonHoldEm]

I do it because I'm scared to death of the giant blinking "Did not wash hands" sign going off. I really miss Gary Larson...

J

[Benholio]

[ QUOTE ]
The proper and hygienic thing to do is to wash your hands BOTH BEFORE AND AFTER going to the bathroom. This method best protects you from disease, and protects others as well.

The correct way to wash your hands is to wash them up to and including the wrists.

Also, try not to touch your face in public unless you have just washed your hands. Most viruses enter through the eyes, nose or mouth.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes, and especially start doing this at a very young age so that your immune system is helpless when something manages to get through your OCD routines.

I wash my hands when a) they are dirty and b) I am at a sink. I don't ask myself permission to touch my face or any other part of my body. I haven't had more than the occassional mild cold (~1 day) in the last 10 years.

&lt;insert george carlin clean freak routine here&gt;

[Non_Comformist]

[ QUOTE ]
You touch your dick, you touch the doorknob. Later, i touch my dick, i wash my hands, i touch the doorknob. Now it's like i just touched your dick. No thanks, go wash your hands bitch.

[/ QUOTE ]

That is seriously the funniest post I have read in a while.

[cnfuzzd]

"i only wash my hands when i [censored] on myself, so usually about once a week."

george carlin


peace

john nickle

[deacsoft]

I wash my hands before I touch my [censored].

[Rushmore]

[ QUOTE ]
At home, there is no need after #1 unless I'm going to be cooking and stuff.

[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]
my sentiments exactly.

[/ QUOTE ]

So, you agree that if he's going to be cooking, he needs to wash his hands.

Why?

And when you answer that, substitute rubbing my eyes or maybe eating some fruit or perhaps shaking someone's hand for "cooking and stuff," and then tell me that you don't agree that you oughta wash your goddamned hands after you touch your dick.

[Benholio]

You are more likely to make your dick more dirty by touching it with your hands than vice versa. Its one of the cleaner parts of your body!

[theBruiser500]

I like a solid wash with soap after #2, and generally after #1 I just rinse hands and splash water on face. This is more because it feels good to put cold water on my face than for hygene.

[Chah Ngo]

Where is the choice
"Wash your dick"?
That's what I do. Sure it gets some strange looks in the grocery store bathroom but my hygene is beyond reproach.

[dr. klopek]

I never understood why when I'm outdoors and have to take a piss, it's acceptable not to wash my hands, apparently there's no danger of germs outdoors. But I have to wash my hands inside. Isn't it the same thing?

[daryn]

nice avatar.

[nothumb]

[ QUOTE ]
I wash my hands when a) they are dirty and b) I am at a sink. I don't ask myself permission to touch my face or any other part of my body. I haven't had more than the occassional mild cold (~1 day) in the last 10 years.

[/ QUOTE ]

We have a winner.

All you OCD sissies are going to die when all these crazy new diseases start hitting the fan... me and my dick are getting ready right now...

NT

[Lawrence Ng]

We're suppose to wash our hands???

[Rushmore]

My point was that the guy said he only washes his hands if he's "cooking or something." Now, why would that be? I mean, if the reasoning is that there's generally no reason to wash one's hands after pissing because your penis is so pristine, why would you need to wash them after pissing in exceptional cases, like cooking or something?

One last question, Colonel. If you gave an order that Santiago was not to be touched, and your orders are always followed, why would he need to be transferred off the base?

[MMMMMM]

I just read those recomendations on a major front-page web browser like 3 weeks ago (Netscape linked article I think). Those recommendations are commonly known in the medical community. After washing your hands, not touching your face in public is the second-most effective thing to do to prevent catching colds. That was in the article.

Also, any time you have been out in public, opening doors, handling money, etc., your hands are NOT clean. Doctors in fact recommend exactly what I suggested. But what the hell do they know, anyway?

Maybe you are an exception with an especially strong immune system as you have almost never had a cold, and perhaps you have perhaps never gotten the flu. Do whatever you like, personally speaking, but that doesn't mean you should ridicule factually based advice that doctors agree with. Don't be a moron.

And yeah, let's see George Carlin do a real routine, where he gets sick as a dog with Hepatitis A or something at the end of the shtick, because he didn't wash his hands before shoving those french fries in his mouth.

I have twice noted McDonald's employees not washing their hands after using the lavatory. Once was #2. If that bugs you, realize that others don't wash too, and then they handle the money/door handles/poker chips which you then touch. Money is incredibly contaminated with bad bacterias. If you want to put some E. Coli or other good stuff in your mouth, just eat without washing your hands after being out in public. Or touch your eyes and get Pink Eye, a rather nasty infection. I've gotten it twice over the years, before I learned how it is spread.

[jakethebake]

Like a third of the people on this poll don't wash their hands after a piss. I hope no one will take offense if I don't shake hands if I meet some of you in person at a tournament or casino someday. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[WDC]

I think that I read somewhere that a strong rinsing after 1 does the job and no sosap is required. Gotta soap up after 2.

Always soap up if you are an employee at the restaurant because the sign tells you so.

[dr. klopek]

[ QUOTE ]
nice avatar.

[/ QUOTE ]

me?

[MMMMMM]

They are freakin' pigs. Scum. Endangering everyone else's health. Probably the same people who rinse their mouths and spit in public drinking fountains.

[Lazymeatball]

Concerning the difference between washing hands for "cooking and stuff" as opposed to not doing anything exceptional. Handling food is more likely to directly introduce contaminants into my bodies and others. Where as other stuff is much more indirect. Eating fruit (which I don't do anyways) counts as cooking. It's a % thing. You are never going to reduce the amount of gross stuff admitted into your body to 0%, so obviously a certain level is allowable, or else you are going to spend your life in a vat of fromaldehyde &lt;sp&gt;. Activites like cooking and stuff increase the amount of contact with your hands into your mouth compared to other activites which only have indirect contact, and thus reduce the %'s.

When I worked as a cashier I realized that money (and the public in general) are absolutely filthy, especially coins. My fingers would be black by the end of a shift, so touching my face was completely out of the question. I had a stain on the brim of my hat where I touched it to reposition. I learned that if I had an itch on my face the only options were the first or seoncd knuckle, or possibly the back of the wrist, and when I had to sneeze I tried to cover my face with my shoulder and upper arm.

Now I work at a hospital and use many of these same techniques combined with enough hand washing to leave my skin dry and cracked. I also use the inside of my shirt to itch my face. I have thought about this alot and found my methods to be acceptable and hygenic. 9am whiskey inspired rant over.

[Demana]

Aquiphor works great for curing the dry and cracked skin you have.

[Demana]

[ QUOTE ]
wash my hands after 2. sometimes 1. hey, my dick's clean.[ QUOTE ]
You touch your dick, you touch the doorknob. Later, i touch my dick, i wash my hands, i touch the doorknob. Now it's like i just touched your dick. No thanks, go wash your hands bitch.

[/ QUOTE ]

[/ QUOTE ]

You touch your dick.
You stick your finger in your mouth.
Now it's like you've stuck your dick in your mouth.

[Hallett]

I wash before and after both. I know exactly where my dick has been, but I don't know where the hands that last touched the doornob have been. In fact, after reading this thread, I am terrified of where some of your hands have been. Definitly pre-wash..

/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[chabibi]

or is bacteria going to die in the heat of the cherry

[mistrpug]

[ QUOTE ]
Like a third of the people on this poll don't wash their hands after a piss.

[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]
Endangering everyone else's health.

[/ QUOTE ]


Not washing your hands after you piss might be gross, but it does not endanger anyone'e health.

[daryn]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In risposta di:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font class="small">In risposta di:</font><hr />
nice avatar.

[/ QUOTE ]

me?

[/ QUOTE ]


of course

[daryn]

also, another important point:

i said in my first response, always for #2, sometimes for #1. evidently this gave people the idea that i never wash my hands after taking a piss, which is just totally incorrect and should embarrass people due to the lack of their reading comprehension skills.

anyway, most of the time that i take a piss and don't wash, it's at my house, when i'm just hanging around doing nothing. when i'm out, or more specifically when i piss into a urinal, i always wash after. this is because using a urinal implies some possible splashback. if even a slight drop of urine gets on my hands, obviously i'm gonna wash them. but i can piss at my house without any incident.

[mistrpug]

If I piss on my hands to clean them, which option should I pick?

[Demana]

#6 Use the doorknob to dry your hands

[stabn]

[ QUOTE ]

You touch your dick.
You stick your finger in your mouth.
[ QUOTE ]

No, unlike some pricks i wash my hands inbetween.

[Joe Tall]

At the casino, I wash them before and after!

Peace,
Joe Tall

[Demana]

Heh, that wasn't pointed at you stabn, that was using the logic from your quote to say that not washing after #1 is like touching his dick to his mouth.

[daryn]

if i could fellate myself, i'd never leave the house.



EDIT: wow, i didn't even see that poll about this! i just respond from the back pages forward.