what to take to stay up all night

[jdl22]

I've got a final exam tomorrow for a class I haven't really studied for and for this class also didn't attend most of the lectures. I need to be able to stay awake all night.
<font color="white"> who's going to be the first jackass to suggest viagra? </font>
What would you guys reccomend that I could pick up at my local rite aid that would be good to keep me awake? Hopefully I'll wind up as addicted to it as Jesse Spanno was to the caffeine pills.

[Evan]

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caffeine pills

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Those would probably be good.

[Non_Comformist]

Mountain Dew Amp
Fruit--Oranges
No Dooze if you get really desperate, these can mess you up in the short term though

Take frequent breaks in which you walk outside for 5-10 minutes

[jdl22]

Still trying to get some with Granny's neice I see.

[Evan]

hahaha

I'm going to AC on Wed and meeting up with some people I don't know. So I changed it for recognition purposes.

[A_C_Slater]

Don't make the mistake Jesse did. Caffeine pills can be very dangerous. I remember that was probably the most difficult crisis of our relationship. It also leads to harder drug use. After Jesse broke up with me she moved to Vegas and started doing coke and stripping. Boy I tell ya, that crazy bitch was quite the handful. But she was a dynamo in the sack.


Your friend, A.C.

[mistrpug]

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Don't make the mistake Jesse did. Caffeine pills can be very dangerous. I remember that was probably the most difficult crisis of our relationship. It also leads to harder drug use. After Jesse broke up with me she moved to Vegas and started doing coke and stripping. Boy I tell ya, that crazy bitch was quite the handful. But she was a dynamo in the sack.


Your friend, A.C.

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Post of the month!

[jakethebake]

One lousy night? Try coffee.

[jdl22]

The problem is that it's sort of 2 nights. I need to be functional basically all day Tuesday and probably early Wednesday morning. I have to do some other grading nonsense on Tuesday afternoon as well as make a flight early Wednesday morning. That's a shitload of coffee over that stretch. Also I haven't been sleeping much as it is so I'm actually tired right now.

[Alobar]

2 words

Jager Bomb

[turnipmonster]

in order to stay up and be basically coherent the whole time, you need to drink plenty of water, eat an extra meal and do NOT overdo the coffee or take caffeine pills. basically slamming coffee should be your last resort, and you shouldn't start doing it until the final hours because otherwise you will crash.

I normally drink a lot of coffee, but the last time I pulled an allnighter I drank lots of water and juice, ate a light meal in the middle of the night and didn't drink any coffee and it was the easiest allnighter I've ever pulled, I was completely fine even after 30 hours of being awake.

good trick: if your body really needs to sleep (after 30 hours or so), slam a cup of coffee and lie down for a nap. in 10-15 minutes the caffeine will hit you and wake you up, and your body will be temporarily fooled into thinking it has rested.
--turnipmonster

[stabn]

Take some ginseng man. That stuff will wire you for hours. But don't take it if you need to sleep anytime in the next twelve or so. I took it at noon once and couldn't sleep until this next morning, so now i only take about half a pill if i need it in the afternoon.

[Boris]

Crystal meth works well. Snort one line every few hours. You will stay up no problem.

[bugstud]

levitra

[mmcd]

None of that over the counter stuff is help that much. If it was really helpful, it would be illegal or require a prescription. Ask around and try to get your hands some adderal or ritalin. Both are more effective if you crush them up and snort them.

[maryfield48]

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levitra

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One Word Answer (or whatever the hell his handle is) wishes he were this funny.

[ThaSaltCracka]

Pot, lots of it.

[2planka]

When I was in college we didn't have ritalin or any of those fancy snoot em up yer nosies pills. In my day we stayed awake the old fashioned way. We crammed wads of chewing tobacco twixt cheek and gum, opened up the windows in the dorm room, and took vicious punches to the arms if we so much as yawned. Oh we were bruised and cold and had weeping ulcerated sores in our mouths, but that's the way it was and we liked it!

[Matt Flynn]

a nap. get serious you aren't going to be productive all night. work til midnight, sleep til 3 and you'll get so much done between 3 and 7:30 it'll be better than staying up all night.

matt

[billyjex]

Can't believe it hasn't been said yet.

Cocaine.

[AngryCola]

I've taken exams after pulling all-nighters. Although anytime I did it it wasn't to study. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

It's difficult. You say you want to be coherent, but it becomes very difficult to be as sharp as you could be with rest. It's possible, but undoubtedly your scores will suffer.

[bdk3clash]

One of my friends who is presently a resident in med school claims that wanking but not completing wakes you up pretty good.

[scrub]

Red Bull.

If you know a dealer, and don't mind breaking the law Provigil (http://www.modafinil.com/) . It's an anti-narcolepsy drug and will keep you up and much more functional than caffeine for unreal stretches. It's also purported to be safer.

Whatever you do don't snort ritalin or one of the other amphetamine study drugs. They're time-release drugs for a reason, and snorting them won't be good for your purposes or your long term health.

scrub

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Also, turnip is right about not drinking coffee constantly. Save it until you need it.

And a half an hour nap will boost your production a ton. Just make sure you have a friend who will wake you up if you blow the alarm.

scrub

[dr. klopek]

See if you can get your hands on some aderrall. I'm about to take some right now, it's awesome. You'll feel, awake, focused, and quite good besides.