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Lazymeatball
12-12-2004, 05:22 AM
Why do you taste so good?

Anyways, I've got this rock hard block of brown sugar, and I want to make some cookies. What's the best way to reduce this thing to dust using normal kitchen utensils and appliances?

Non_Comformist
12-12-2004, 05:28 AM
Zip lock bag + Hammer

cnfuzzd
12-12-2004, 06:18 AM
microwave the bag next to a full cup of water for about 2-3 minutes. you will need to rotate this if your mic doesnt have a turning base

peace

john nickle

Lazymeatball
12-12-2004, 07:00 AM
The microwave trick worked somewhat. I was able to break it into smaller rocks, then I found a fresh bag of brown sugar in the pantry. Horray for 5am peanut butter cookies.

cnfuzzd
12-12-2004, 07:03 AM
the longer you mic it, the better. Essentially what happens is the moisture evaporates, fusing together the brown sugar, so you just need to replenish.

peace

john nickle

Met Knup
12-12-2004, 07:11 AM
Damn, I was expecting some sexy pictures. Can anyone supply my daily fix of Brown Sugar?

Lazymeatball
12-12-2004, 07:17 AM
So what came out of my oven in no way resembles peanut butter cookies. It's just one big flat sheet of melted peanut butter and sugar, and will have to be eaten with a fork. It would have been easier to just dip the rock of sugar in peanut butter, roll it in flour and deep fry the bitch for 2 minutes.

illunious
12-12-2004, 07:29 AM
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Damn, I was expecting some sexy pictures. Can anyone supply my daily fix of Brown Sugar?

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http://www.upcomingdiscs.com/covers/brownsugardvd.jpg

Lazymeatball
12-12-2004, 07:42 AM
I managed to scrape all the gunk off of the tray and stack it in one big pile. Now it sort of resembles those layered breakfast biscuits that I've seen in commercials. The stuff is completely inedible, it's just chunks of sugar dripping in peanut butter. Any suggestions?

cnfuzzd
12-12-2004, 07:44 AM
Blender? Then mix it with some ice cream.

peace

john nickle

cnfuzzd
12-12-2004, 07:49 AM
and chocolate, i forgot to mention chocolate


peace

john nickle

Met Knup
12-12-2004, 07:54 AM
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Blender? Then mix it with some ice cream.

peace

john nickle

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Run it through a blender and then just hook it up to an IV.

Sugar overload high. You'll love it. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Lazymeatball
12-12-2004, 08:18 AM
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Blender? Then mix it with some ice cream.

peace

john nickle

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Run it through a blender and then just hook it up to an IV.

Sugar overload high. You'll love it. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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I have a headache now. /images/graemlins/confused.gif


I'm not sure if this song (http://http://thefifthdistrict.com/potter/) has anything to do with it.

turnipmonster
12-12-2004, 01:02 PM
next time, put a slice of bread on top of the block of sugar in whatever container you have it in. the sugar gets hard beacause it dries out, and the bread will remoisturize it.

Alobar
12-12-2004, 01:38 PM
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It would have been easier to just dip the rock of sugar in peanut butter, roll it in flour and deep fry the bitch for 2 minutes.

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dude, you might be on to something there, that could be really good. cuz anything deep fried = yumm!!!

astroglide
12-12-2004, 02:32 PM
very impressive if that was off the top of your head

cnfuzzd
12-12-2004, 03:55 PM
im handy in the kitchen, and handsy in the rest of the house...

peace

john nickle

Sponger15SB
12-12-2004, 04:20 PM
When I was younger I used to eat brown sugar right out of the bag.

This is probably the least shocking thing you'll hear the whole day though.