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sup bro
12-11-2004, 04:12 PM
today was sup bro's chest and triceps day, which is sup bro's favorite day of the week. so sup bro woke up at noon in a good mood despite being hungover from a long night at the bars. sup bro made himself a good meal of 4 scrambled eggs, 2 sirloin steaks, 2 glasses of OJ, a bananna, and big protein shake. sup bro loves to hit the protein hard before his big workouts.

After eating sup bro got in the sup mobile at headed to the gym around 1. as sup bro walked into the gym about 5 people said "sup bro" and sup bro said "sup bro" back to keep his fans happy. as sup bro was warming up a girl that sup bro used to bang in 1995 came up to sup bro and said hi. the girl had gained some weight since 1995 so sup bro didn't really want to talk her. so sup bro gave her a friendly smack on the ass to make her feel better about herself and sup bro knows that she liked it.

after he was done talking to his fans, sup bro was finally able to get to his workout. sometimes sup bro gets tired of all the attention that comes with being all county in 1995, but sup bro realizes that it is a small price to pay for being a living legend.

sup bro started out with some flat benches. he warmed up with some quick sets of 135, 225 and 275. sup bro decided to start out his real sets with 325 and pumped out 12 solid reps. sup bro then threw on two more quarters and did a set of 375 for 8 reps. feeling good, sup bro moved up to 405 and got 5 reps. by this point the whole gym was watching sup bro as usual and sup bro decided to show why he has pecs like no other bro. sup bro made it 435 and with the whole gym watching he pumped out 2 solid reps. a couple of skinny high school kids came up to sup bro to ask for advice and sup bro told them keep working hard becasue sup bro likes to be a good role model.

sup bro then moved on to do some incline benches and cable crossovers. sup bro decided to do a lot of reps so that his chest would blow up like no other. after finishing his chest workout sup bro pounded his triceps. sup bro loves looking in the mirror when doing his triceps workouts because sup bro has tri's like no other bro. by the end of the workout sup bro was pretty pumped up and looking good as usual.

sup bro on steroids: when you are all county in 1995 and are as big as sup bro people are gonna get jealous and accuse sup bro of juicing, but it ain't true bro. sup bro is all natural and his key to success is hard work and his grandma's steak and potatoes bro. that's all there is to it bro.

anyway, it was a solid workout and now sup bro is ready to hit the clubs tonight bro. sup bro can own a dance floor just like he owned offensive lineman in 1995 bro.

sup bro?

Tim&Joe
12-11-2004, 04:17 PM
Tim: sup bro?

Joe: sup bro?

Alobar
12-11-2004, 04:55 PM
your workout is pretty weak. Maybe you just left out lots of stuff cuz you are posting to be funny, but it sounds like you are just genetically gifted but have no idea what you are doing. find a good periodization program and stick with that. Hodge podging your workout will only take you so far.

Wait longer after you eat to workout. Better yet, all that crap you had for breakfast AFTER you workout, not before

IndieMatty
12-11-2004, 05:07 PM
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as sup bro was warming up a girl that sup bro used to bang in 1995 came up to sup bro and said hi. the girl had gained some weight since 1995 so sup bro didn't really want to talk her. so sup bro gave her a friendly smack on the ass to make her feel better about herself and sup bro knows that she liked it.

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Comic Genius.

Sup bro!

AngryCola
12-11-2004, 05:11 PM
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Comic Genius.

Sup bro!

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Define genius.
Hell...
Define comic.

IndieMatty
12-11-2004, 05:31 PM
I can't fathom someone not thinking this is hilarious.

Its a dead on parody of a meathead. It's so over the top it's absurd. Thats why it's funny. Come on.

theredwave
12-11-2004, 05:32 PM
Are you supbro? Cause it sure as hell isn't comic genius.

IndieMatty
12-11-2004, 05:37 PM
I wish. Genius is a little strong, and Cola's response was funny, but I think it's really clever.

cnfuzzd
12-11-2004, 05:38 PM
hey indiematty:

How about reporting your hands played so cnfuzzd can post standings. See thread in gen Hold em forum. Sup Bro.


peace

john nickle

IndieMatty
12-11-2004, 05:41 PM
oh crap, I forgot, I've had a lot going on.

astroglide
12-11-2004, 05:57 PM
please stop posting

slickpoppa
12-11-2004, 06:06 PM
lighten up, bro

Diplomat
12-11-2004, 06:12 PM
You need to up your protein intake, bro.

-Diplomat

hudat
12-11-2004, 06:39 PM
Sup Bro is cool. Would you rather read about Sup Bro or the 342nd post about how Pokerstars is rigged or partypoker's support sucks.

eric5148
12-11-2004, 07:33 PM
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I can't fathom someone not thinking this is hilarious.

Its a dead on parody of a meathead. It's so over the top it's absurd. Thats why it's funny. Come on.

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I agree. At first I just tried to ignore it, but now I can't stop laughing.

A few more spelling and grammar errors would help, though.

Lazymeatball
12-11-2004, 07:49 PM
Wow, the site where his avatar comes from www.njguido.com (http://www.njguido.com) is full of unintentional comedy and pictures of hot chicks. I was shocked to read in their forums a thread asking about male eyebrow shaping, and no one has called the OP gay yet.
Eyebrow thread (http://www.njguido.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=50416)

Alobar
12-11-2004, 08:10 PM
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Wow, the site where his avatar comes from www.njguido.com (http://www.njguido.com) is full of unintentional comedy and pictures of hot chicks. I was shocked to read in their forums a thread asking about male eyebrow shaping, and no one has called the OP gay yet.
Eyebrow thread (http://www.njguido.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=50416)

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wow, how the hell do you know where his avatar came from???

AngryCola
12-11-2004, 08:10 PM
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Sup Bro is cool. Would you rather read about Sup Bro or the 342nd post about how Pokerstars is rigged or partypoker's support sucks.

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How about neither? Why can't that be an option?

balkii
12-11-2004, 08:14 PM
SCREW YOU SUP BRO

I just checked a rivered wheel last to act HU on the river because I though I just had A-high because I was reading your post.


LMAO btw

SomethingClever
12-11-2004, 08:15 PM
This is my favorite post ever.

brassnuts
12-11-2004, 08:33 PM
Comic genius? Probably not. But, I do find it funny as hell.

Lazymeatball
12-11-2004, 08:44 PM
[ QUOTE ]
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Wow, the site where his avatar comes from www.njguido.com (http://www.njguido.com) is full of unintentional comedy and pictures of hot chicks. I was shocked to read in their forums a thread asking about male eyebrow shaping, and no one has called the OP gay yet.
Eyebrow thread (http://www.njguido.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=50416)

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wow, how the hell do you know where his avatar came from???

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Right Click on avatar, go down to properties.

bdk3clash
12-11-2004, 09:09 PM
sup bro is the best kayfabe poster since Ice Man (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showprofile.php?Cat=&User=13185&what=search&Forum= All_Forums&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&where=body sub&Name=13185&daterange=1&newerval=1&newertype=y& olderval=&oldertype=&bodyprev=).

IndieMatty
12-11-2004, 09:20 PM
kayfabe....very good use of Internet Wrestling jargon.


IceMan was tits.

Jake (The Snake)
12-11-2004, 11:31 PM
I'm starting to think this guy is a poster here on another name. Who would bother to come back and make another post, which again has absolutely not a damn thing to do with poker. In any case, this is [censored] hilarious.

ftball0000
12-11-2004, 11:35 PM
does that mean you mark out for sup bro?


On a related note, I heard sup bro takes it in the pooper

-Ftball

bdk3clash
12-11-2004, 11:37 PM
"does that mean you mark out for sup bro?"

I've always been a mark for comical heels. sup bro is definitely over with 2+2ers.

sup breaux
12-11-2004, 11:38 PM
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kayfabe....very good use of Internet Wrestling jargon.


IceMan was tits.

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you mean IS, breaux.

IndieMatty
12-12-2004, 02:44 AM
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sup bro is definitely over with 2+2ers.

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He does seem to be getting a lot of heat. Though I think TripleH will keep him down.

sup breaux
12-12-2004, 03:51 AM
sup breaux witnessed sup bro's workout today. He forgot to mention that he was giving hi-fives on his last rep of 435. sup bro rocked the house as usual.

A lot of people are down on sup bro's pre-workout eating habits. sup breaux says that those people are either ignorant or jealous. sup bro knows what he is doing.

sup bro and sup breaux also like their chicken spicy.

juanez
12-12-2004, 04:10 AM
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sup bro?

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Ah, nothin. Sup bro?

A_C_Slater
12-12-2004, 04:41 AM
I wish I was sup bro. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

He gets all the poon.

Ulysses
12-12-2004, 07:24 AM
'sup bro?

Met Knup
12-12-2004, 07:25 AM
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I'm starting to think this guy is a poster here on another name. Who would bother to come back and make another post, which again has absolutely not a damn thing to do with poker. In any case, this is [censored] hilarious.

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You are just now figuring out that several well known posters are trolling for their personal entertainment?

This has become a tradition already, good or bad you must decide for yourself.

Lawrence Ng
12-12-2004, 07:27 AM
Wtf is the avatar above???

AngryCola
12-12-2004, 07:33 AM
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Wtf is the avatar above???

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lol.. That is a pretty funny avatar. I give it two snaps.

cnfuzzd
12-12-2004, 07:35 AM
hardee's commercial


peace

john nickle

Toro
12-12-2004, 09:58 AM
Now I'm really impressed. Turns out sup bro's not just a one dimensional muscle head. He's smart too. Only took him a few posts to figure out that he belongs over here at OOT.

Welcome aboard sup bro. Looking forward to some good discussions between you and Salty.

BeerMoney
12-12-2004, 12:44 PM
sup bro rules!

Why are some people too uptight to laugh at this. I got a rod when I saw sup bro made another post.

cnfuzzd
12-12-2004, 04:00 PM
dammit,, it was awfully late, and i forgot to add in the punchline. DAMN 3 TABLE SNG THAT COST ME SIX BUCKS AND A GOOD JOKE!!!


hardee's commercial. Without the burger.


peace


john nickle

Dominic
12-12-2004, 05:47 PM
I'm sorry, I know how many of you hate this guy's posts, but I just have to say:

he's a flat-out brilliant writer. Period.

ThaSaltCracka
12-12-2004, 05:57 PM
I am apathetic torwards it, it is neither overly funny, or overly unfunny, he is just what he is.

sup breaux is dumb as shi[/b]t though. totally a pozer.

Tron
12-12-2004, 08:03 PM
Yeah, and what the hell is "breaux" anyway... French???

ThaSaltCracka
12-12-2004, 08:07 PM
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Yeah, and what the hell is "breaux" anyway... French???

[/ QUOTE ]for his sake, I hope not.

Boris
12-12-2004, 08:34 PM
Sup Breaux wants to give you a pat on the ass.

ThaSaltCracka
12-12-2004, 08:38 PM
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Sup Breaux wants to give you a pat on the ass.

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there is a line.

Gamblor
12-12-2004, 09:15 PM
This is odd coming from Diplomat, who either eats nothing but weightgain powder or plays too much online poker.

I'm not sure which.

1337 skills
12-12-2004, 09:53 PM
Yeah, it's french, 'eau' and 'eaux' sound like 'O'.

Jake (The Snake)
12-12-2004, 10:50 PM
oh my god i actually laughed out loud in a library with people all studying around me. Thanks BeerMoney.

rickthekeg
12-12-2004, 11:47 PM
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Would you rather read about Sup Bro or the 342nd post about how Pokerstars is rigged or partypoker's support sucks?

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I'd rather read how Raymer is overratted and not as good as David Pham.

razor
12-12-2004, 11:53 PM
sup bro looks like my brother... weird. /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

nolanfan34
12-13-2004, 03:08 AM
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You are just now figuring out that several well known posters are trolling for their personal entertainment?

This has become a tradition already, good or bad you must decide for yourself.

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Says the poster who's name is "Punk Tem" spelled backwards...

Rick Diesel
12-13-2004, 10:47 AM
i couldn't bring myself to read through all of the posts in this thread, so this may have already been mentioned, but you would think that a monster like sup bro would know that 3 plates on each side is 315, not 325.

Sup bro?

Rick Diesel

jakethebake
12-13-2004, 10:56 AM
I must admit I thought all previous sup bro posts were idiotic, but actually laughed out loud when I saw this thread title. Didn't actually read the trip report itself, but he may have won me over for the time being. Or maybe it's just too early Monday morning and I'm still asleep.

Luke
12-13-2004, 10:57 AM
Dare I say these are better than the JOEY BITCH posts.

Here's my favorite line:

"sometimes sup bro gets tired of all the attention that comes with being all county in 1995, but sup bro realizes that it is a small price to pay for being a living legend."

Luke
12-13-2004, 11:05 AM
but you would think that a monster like sup bro would know that 3 plates on each side is 315, not 325.

My guess is the standard 45 lb bar is too small for sup bro. He probably uses a custom made 55 lb bar. Afterall, he was all county in 1995...

Luke

razor
12-13-2004, 11:08 AM
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Dare I say these are better than the JOEY BITCH posts.

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Well everyone is certainly entitled to their own opinion... even if it is wrong.

jakethebake
12-13-2004, 11:22 AM
You're right, Rick. It is a real surprise that math isn't bro's strong suit.
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i couldn't bring myself to read through all of the posts in this thread, so this may have already been mentioned, but you would think that a monster like sup bro would know that 3 plates on each side is 315, not 325.

Sup bro?

Rick Diesel

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Diplomat
12-13-2004, 12:55 PM
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Sup Breaux wants to give you a pat on the ass.

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there is a line.

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A line in the sand, or a lineup behind your ass?

-Diplomat

Diplomat
12-13-2004, 12:57 PM
Both.

-Diplomat

Boris
12-13-2004, 01:38 PM
No, no, no. Sub Bro is funny but he doesn't even deserve to lick Joeybitch's balls.

Too Sexy
12-27-2004, 06:18 PM
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today was sup bro's chest and triceps day, which is sup bro's favorite day of the week. so sup bro woke up at noon in a good mood despite being hungover from a long night at the bars. sup bro made himself a good meal of 4 scrambled eggs, 2 sirloin steaks, 2 glasses of OJ, a bananna, and big protein shake. sup bro loves to hit the protein hard before his big workouts.



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I did a search because people were asking me if I knew Sup Bro. Sup. Anyway all these things that you do I don't have too because I'm too sexy too. Here's what I mean.....

I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk

Reef
12-27-2004, 08:43 PM
bump bro

jagoff
12-27-2004, 10:18 PM
this is some of the funniest shat I have read here in a while bro! I thought it all ended with Iceman's favorite song in the fave song thread.

ThaSaltCracka
12-27-2004, 10:19 PM
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No, no, no. Sub Bro is funny but he doesn't even deserve to lick Joeybitch's balls.

[/ QUOTE ]I agree, quit bumping this dumb shits posts.

Reef
12-27-2004, 11:47 PM
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No, no, no. Sub Bro is funny but he doesn't even deserve to lick Joeybitch's balls.

[/ QUOTE ]I agree, quit bumping this dumb shits posts.

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Isn't it ironic that in making that post, TSC, you bumped it yourself?

KowCiller
12-28-2004, 11:18 AM
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Isn't it ironic that in making that post, TSC, you bumped it yourself?

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And therein lies the humor. Congrats.

KoW

knifeandfork
12-29-2004, 03:26 AM
line...
ass...
lets do a line off her ass
BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!