Contest

[uuDevil]

Contest: Replace the text in the thought balloon with something actually funny. Post your entry in this thread. A text only entry is fine-- no need to spend time showing up my "artwork."

/images/graemlins/club.gifPrize: $5 US, to be paid to the winner via paypal so you must be willing to PM me w/ an email address if you want to collect.

/images/graemlins/spade.gifContest ends 24 hrs from time of this post.

/images/graemlins/diamond.gifI will pick the winner unless there are several good entries in which case I may do a poll.

/images/graemlins/heart.gifSince I haven't thought this through all that carefully, I reserve the right to change the contest rules should unforseen circumstances arise.

/images/graemlins/club.gifThis is just for fun so if you are offended/have no sense of humor/don't like this for some other random
reason, feel free to flame me but be aware that I probably won't respond.

http://img79.exs.cx/img79/5037/partytable5hg.gif

[Mike Haven]

"Christmas dinner isn't what it used to be."

[Yobz]

"This game has been easy since I got this pattern mapper"

[SackUp]

"God my name sucks compared to everyone else"

[Brilliant!!!]

"So you say you flopped a nut strait meaning you was calling me 3 bets with j-8? ... BRILLIANT!!!"

[rickthekeg]

"I'd win every time if there was no luck involved."

[moondogg]

"WHAT THE F--! Oh wow, Dave Chappelle's dick is on my shoulder. And his balls are smooth as ass."

[gabyyyyy]

Lemme win a $30 pot and we can get nasty.

[Oski]

[ QUOTE ]
Lemme win a $30 pot and we can get nasty.

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The pot is already $62.

You can always get under the table and start a game of smiles. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[Ronald White]

"Oh boy, I hope I win this one!"

[bonanz]

[ QUOTE ]
pfft

'fold J8o in UT+2'....

...I'm taking buster stacks off my buddy list

[/ QUOTE ]

<font color="white"> just kidding homie </font>

[Bump-en-Stein]

"Hey Spider! Where's my f*cking sandwich!"

[KingMarc]

[ QUOTE ]
"Christmas dinner isn't what it used to be."

[/ QUOTE ]

I doubt anyone can top that.

[sup breaux]

sup bro?

[lorinda]

"I may have to review my entrance policy"

Lori

[Sundevils21]

i wish to enter twice. I know it might disqualify me but here goes...
"shat on a turtle"
"afterbirth milkshake"

[Fraubump]

Talk about surf's up.

[richie]

[ QUOTE ]
"Christmas dinner isn't what it used to be."

[/ QUOTE ]

Friggin' hilarious Mike /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[eggzz]

"Hmmm, they're raking a play money table, and I'm still playing here, how dumb am I?"

[Theodore Donald Kiravatsos]

"Good night everyone. I'm going to go drop my laptop off a highway overpass now."

[SamJack]

"Where's the beef?"

[jaybird]

"I sure hope that wet spot on my left leg is from his drink /images/graemlins/confused.gif"

[on_thg]

"Sweet! The board paired my 7-2 off!"

[Lazymeatball]

William Shatner likes Asian boys lolipops

[teddyFBI]

"Hey: any of you guys play online?? I can get you a 20% matching bonus at Empire with bonus code CHIPS3990"

[oljumpstart]

"What Would Jesus Do?" http://www.poker-babes.com/bio/chris-ferguson/Ferguson.jpg

[Allinlife]

"Who is C/O?"

[bonanz]

[ QUOTE ]
"What Would Jesus Do?"

[/ QUOTE ]

lol! winner.

[chesspain]

"I knew I should have beta tested the Rapture..."

[Klak]

its not funny but...

"what a suckout! he had better odds of getting struck by lightning...eh why not? ZAP!"

[Homer]

http://img97.exs.cx/img97/82/partytable5hg1.gif

[ftball0000]

God damnit, AA never holds up....

-Ftball

[BreakEvenPlayer]

"All of these WinHoldem bots will never suspect I am a real player."

[James282]

Can anyone lend me fifty bucks? I get my paycheck tomorrow.
-James

[SackUp]

8 J off, there is a god!!

[Byrn]

I gotta work on my table selection.

[uuDevil]

Ok, times up.

Thanks to everyone for some great laughs! I was feeling a little down so it was well worth the 5 bucks.

I'm having some trouble picking a winner since I realize I may be biased by having read your other posts. So I'm going to have a friend who is not familiar with the Zoo help me pick some finalists and I will set up a poll to pick the winner. Unfortunately I can't add the poll here, so I'll have to start a new thread. I should have it up in an hour or so.

[Slacker13]

So far this is my favorite. I give Mike Haven the win for most original and Bump-en-Stein the win for making me laugh the most. Did I mention I was drunk and this could all change in the morning?

[Oski]

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So far this is my favorite. I give Mike Haven the win for most original and Bump-en-Stein the win for making me laugh the most. Did I mention I was drunk and this could all change in the morning?

[/ QUOTE ]

Bump didn't even make the finals ... I guess nobody saw Goodfellas.