What animal has largest penis to body size ratio?

[lu_hawk]

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[YourFoxyGrandma]

Me.

[namknils]

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Me.

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You stole my line.

[The once and future king]

I only know its Latin name:

Benus de Penzanceicus

[ThaSaltCracka]

isn't some really tiny sea animal, like a mollusk or something?

[sthief09]

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Me.

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You stole my line.

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that makes 3 of us...

[Toro]

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Me.

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You stole my line.

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that makes 3 of us...

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Amazing!! I never thought of 2+2ers as a bunch of well hung studs.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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Me.

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You stole my line.

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that makes 3 of us...

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Amazing!! I never thought of 2+2ers as a bunch of well hung studs.

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[Flame Warrior]

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Me.

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You stole my line.

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that makes 3 of us...

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Amazing!! I never thought of 2+2ers as a bunch of well hung studs.

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Is it that or are they just so pathetically small. Hi, I'm TSC, I'm 5'7" 120. Ding.

[tolbiny]

Yeah stop gloating, its all genetic anyway. You must get yours from your mother. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[Rick Diesel]

Somebody sure is getting desperate. C'mon now, I'm sure that you can find at least one nasty chick that'll do ya.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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Hi, I'm TSC, I'm 5'7" 120. Ding.

[/ QUOTE ] LOL, okay, try again.

[sfer]

Asian men. Discuss.

[BeerMoney]

The black man.

[namknils]

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Asian men. Discuss.

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In my limited sample size I have found that Asian men have tiny penis'. Beermoney's got it right with the black man, HUGE.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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Asian men. Discuss.

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In my limited sample size I have found that Asian men have tiny penis'. Beermoney's got it right with the black man, HUGE.

[/ QUOTE ]how do you have a sample size for this?

[FatMan]

What about the pygmies over in Africa. The ones in National Geographic that had their penises tied on strings around their necks.

[namknils]

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how do you have a sample size for this?

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I would rather not say if that's alright...

[lu_hawk]

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Somebody sure is getting desperate. C'mon now, I'm sure that you can find at least one nasty chick that'll do ya.

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LOL!

[lu_hawk]

It is the male barnacle. Apparently humans are #1 when it comes to mammals though.

[namknils]

I didn't know you actually had an answer for this.

Whatever, I'm bigger than a banacle.

[ThaSaltCracka]

I was close.

[Alobar]

Its the flea

the largest schlong goes to the sperm whale

[astroglide]

I hate when people respond "me" to this type question; "me" is not a valid response. The question is asking for an animal type, not a specific person. Stop that.

[YourFoxyGrandma]

Haha.

[wacki]

The Otter actually has a penis bone. The bone is about 1/3 it's main body length if I remember correctly. Not sure how long the whole penis is though.

[stabn]

They don't call an armadillo an armadillo for nothin man.

[stabn]

Am i the only one that didn't know male barnacles had cocks, or that there were in fact male and female barnacles?

[ThaSaltCracka]

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Am i the only one that didn't know male barnacles had cocks, or that there were in fact male and female barnacles?

[/ QUOTE ]um, I only knew that because, believe it or not, Maxim did a story on this very topic.

[Popinjay]

Well the me thing is stupid because anyone that has an IQ above 2 could have thought of that. It's so painfully obvious that it's not funny.

[stabn]

Figures. God damn maxim. QUIT EDUCATING US.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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Figures. God damn maxim. QUIT EDUCATING US.

[/ QUOTE ]apparently the penis on a pig resembles a corkscrew.

[stabn]

Well i knew that one...

[ThaSaltCracka]

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Well i knew that one...

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How did you know that if you hadn't read that article?

[stabn]

i uh well, er....

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[stabn]

Alright, fine, i didn't know. Still, if i had to choose about knowing about pig penis, or not knowing about pig penis, i'm going with ignorance.

[astroglide]

i was quoting his response to me in the briana banks thread

[astroglide]

"*** You are ignoring this user ***" is all i see from your posts wacki

[namknils]

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"*** You are ignoring this user ***" is all i see from your posts wacki

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You're ignoring Wacki!!!??? You're crazy.

[stabn]

Porn? Mens room? His pants? Locker room? Are you sure you really want that question answered?

[ThaSaltCracka]

whoah!! no, probably not, you freakin weirdo.

[stabn]

slow down cowboy, i'm not the one making the statement...

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I would rather not say if that's alright...



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This crazy is.

[ThaSaltCracka]

who you callin a cowboy, cowboy?

[stabn]

At least i don't have a redsox avatar?

[Justin A]

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"*** You are ignoring this user ***" is all i see from your posts wacki

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I must say I find it interesting that you still replied to his response.

Justin A

[Justin A]

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apparently the penis on a pig resembles a corkscrew.

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I always thought that was the tail....

[wacki]

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"*** You are ignoring this user ***" is all i see from your posts wacki

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You're ignoring Wacki!!!??? You're crazy.

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This thread (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1361104&page=0&view=colla psed&sb=5&o=14&fpart=1) is why he is ingoring me. I'm still in shock the conversation went like it did. I guess he didn't like it when his posts about "Don't knock it until you try it" "putting a magic marker up your ass while masturbating" and many other forms of anal stimulation made me wonder if he was gay. Not to mention his posts that had links regarding anal sex and information on alternative sexual lifestyles. Also when astroglide says stuff like just google for the term "gay for pay". and gets very emotional about gay marriage I really couldn't help but wonder. If needed I can provide more links to support my reasoning. But I never said he was gay, I only said I had "wondered".

I also said that it could be a possibility that he was a female network administrator because I've never seen him in person. He didn't like that either. The conversation is really messed up.

I never meant to insult him. I'm curious if other people think I was out of line in that thread because he got really really angry with me. Right now I don't think I did anything wrong.

[wacki]

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"*** You are ignoring this user ***" is all i see from your posts wacki

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I must say I find it interesting that you still replied to his response.

Justin A

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Ya, I think he is acting like a child.

[Slacker13]

I will take a stab at this before I read the results. I saw a squirrel once with nuts the size of a golfball so i say squirrel.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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I will take a stab at this before I read the results. I saw a squirrel once with nuts the size of a golfball so i say squirrel.

[/ QUOTE ]LMAO, you are very close /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[stabn]

Dude that was photoshopped.

[Slacker13]

Damn, I wasn't even close.

[wacki]

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Dude that was photoshopped.

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Are you sure????? What about this guy.

http://poetry.rotten.com/stillfried/stillfried.jpg

Caution Nudity!!!!

[Lazymeatball]

I'm starting to wonder if Wacki is gay now /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[stabn]

I'm not going to anything on rotten.com. I find it hilarious though that their url is poetry.rotten.com. Better for attempting to trick people i guess.

[wacki]

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I'm starting to wonder if Wacki is gay now /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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lol, atleast I don't know stats on gay porn stars. So maybe I'm just a late bloomer. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[wacki]

It's just a man with very basketball sized balls, that's it. So I could see that squirrel with big nuts picture being real.

[AngryCola]

Right, but nobody paid you to *not* have an avatar. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[stabn]

And how are you sure it wasn't photoshopped either?

[wacki]

Elephantitis is a very real condition. I knew a guy that had it when he around 8-12. He swelled up to about a grapefruilt before getting an operation. Believe it or not, there are much worse cases then the one in the picture at rotten. There is a famous and well documented photgraph of a guy using his testicles as a chair.

[stabn]

True. Who wants to pay me to not have an avatar?



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No one? Damn. A free ten bucks sounded so nice too.

[stabn]

Real condition or not, i think his balls are probably about as real as the ones in this picture. (http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2004-12-06)

[daryn]

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The Otter actually has a penis bone. The bone is about 1/3 it's main body length if I remember correctly. Not sure how long the whole penis is though.

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i think all mammals have a penis bone except for us.

[Lazymeatball]

I know dogs have a penis bone, as I have intimate knowledge from placing urinary catheters in them at work.

[flame fighter]

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Is it that or are they just so pathetically small. Hi, I'm TSC, I'm 5'7" 120. Ding.



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Good one choad. Did you even think before you started typing on this one.

[AngryCola]

Congratulations. Every one of your posts has been an insult.

[JustPlayingSmart]

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Congratulations. Every one of your posts has been an insult.

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Yeah, he should really change his name to flame fanner.