Fun with semi-obvious reads, Volume 1

[Daliman]

at 1: Kurapica ( $1655 )
Seat 3: PAC_MAN_2 ( $238 )
Seat 5: JAKleinRX ( $1630 )
Seat 6: DarkStargasm ( $1485 )
Seat 8: BICK17 ( $2907 )
Seat 9: Conga22 ( $2085 )
Trny:7784470 Level:4
Blinds(50/100)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to DarkStargasm [ Ac Ks ]
PAC_MAN_2 folds.
JAKleinRX folds.
DarkStargasm: so, is mct a friend of yours JA?
DarkStargasm raises [275].
BICK17 folds.
Conga22 folds.
JAKleinRX: i pretend he is
BICK17: i would have gotten you both
Kurapica raises [1400].
BICK17: had a 3
PAC_MAN_2: lol
PAC_MAN_2: nh
DarkStargasm: qq, huh?
DarkStargasm: ok
>You have options at Table 11673 Table!.
DarkStargasm is all-In.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Js, 3s, 9s ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2d ]
** Dealing River ** [ Kd ]
Kurapica shows [ Qc, Qd ] a pair of queens.
DarkStargasm shows [ Ac, Ks ] a pair of kings.
Kurapica wins 15 chips from side pot #1 with a pair of queens.
DarkStargasm wins 3020 chips from the main pot with a pair of kings.
great read

[Jason Strasser]

What is special or interesting about this?
-Jason

[Daliman]

Just that I called out QQ before going allin with him.

[rjb03]

Big pair...QQ much more likely than AA/KK, so yeah, fairly obvious read.

[The Yugoslavian]

It's special because Daliman said so /images/graemlins/tongue.gif.

Actually, I hope volume 2 and/or 3 will be better. Like calls that put you allin with the best of it /images/graemlins/wink.gif.

[Daliman]

My call was more than proper given the pot odds. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

P.S. Allin calls where I'm in with the best of it would encompass 80% of all my allin calls, easily.

[Daliman]

Very annoyed with myself for not thinking of this sooner..

The proper titleing for this post is;

"My pattern map seems to be up and running properly again."

Beats having to get a job with Firestone...

($5 to the first person to post what that is in reference to.)

[Marcotte]

You don't list a birth year on your profile, but the "Mr. Mom" hobby indicates you're old enough to have kids. Without ever seeing the entire film, I'm going to guess "Tron." (I mean, I know it not "Mr. Mom," so what else could it be? Certainly not Johny Mneumonic."

[Daliman]

Wrong reference yer working towards.

The "pattern map" is a bona-fide 2+2 Urban legend. Usually discussed in the Internet forum as a program that maps out what cards will be dealt given the cards that are shown. Usually stated as fact.

[The Yugoslavian]

Dude, I was totally about to post that, /images/graemlins/wink.gif. So, $5 now or $5 later? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Yeah, I know you're almost always the favorite, I've watched some of your 215 play (in hopes of picking up some new tricks and/or see how it's really done) and ur almost always in with the best of it. That's why people always suck out on you! You're just too good, /images/graemlins/tongue.gif.

I have a pattern mapper but it'll cost you $1,000,000. It works for Gigabet pretty well! (Yeah, I mean, he can't just be good enough to play STEP 5s all day every day, can he? That wouldn't make sense).

[ThorGoT]

You worked as a tire salesman prior to tearing up the $200+15s.

[Daliman]

[ QUOTE ]
You worked as a tire salesman prior to tearing up the $200+15s.

[/ QUOTE ]

True also, and admirable to know,(if you did happen to know this as fact), yet, while on the right track, wrong train.

I'll give another hint.

"Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!"

[morgan180]

[ QUOTE ]
"Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!"

[/ QUOTE ]


- george on seinfeld.

[Daliman]

almost there...

[ChrisCo]

I don't know what more you are looking for but it is from the episode of Seinfeld where George comes up with that lame idiot store joke to try and get back at a firestone employee. A couple years before that the same guy had made a joke about George eating too many shrimp at a party, so George set up a fake meeting between Firestone and the Yankees just so he could zing the guy with his bad joke. The guy ends up zinging him back and George replies with "well I slept with your wife."

Do I win?

*Edit*
This post inspired me to put the KRamer painting as my avatar! /images/graemlins/cool.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/wink.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Daliman]

Yes, you do. But I'm only paying $3 since I gave you half of it with the clue, and I can't tranfer .50, so i round up.

IM me your PP name, and i'll set up a private to dump you $3.