How hot is Mariah Carey now?

[ThaSaltCracka]

IMO she was hot as [censored] 5-6 years ago.

[Boris]

Mariah Carey, IMO, has always been ass ugly. Right down there with lard ass J-Lo. But that's just me.

[AngryCola]

I used to think she was pretty hot, as well.

Now, rating her against all other human females (not counting the inhabitants of my home planet), I'll give her a 6.888888888888888.

Hmm.. I can't do that. I'll just give her a 7 then. Keep in mind this rating is against all other human females, not just the cute ones.

[Non_Comformist]

agreed, against all she is a 7. If it was just against hot chicks she would be well below a 5.

[doughhater]

God dammnit Cracka, don't you know that if you're gonna post a poll like this you are required to post pictures of Mariah in ridiculously short shorts?

As for my answer, she's a 7. Hot and psychotic.

[Alobar]

wow, again and again I am amazed at the amount of pillow biters in disguise that read the OOT. Mariah is an ugly ass skank...I wouldnt [censored] her with my enemys dick. The most popular vote is 7?? You people need to start taking your hetero pills again. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[gamblore99]

shes not super hot, but compared to the regular girl, shes more than dece. I'd do her. probably need a drink first though

7

[BusterStacks]

I think she's pretty hot.

[fsuplayer]

http://www.mariahcarey.com/mariahcarey/gallerypix/2883-11802-44603.jpg

[Beerfund]

Just looks wise she's about a 6, but add in the fact that she's FUKCING CRAZY and she drops to a 3 /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[BusterStacks]

Yea right, you know that the more crazy they are, the better the sex.

[B Dids]

I find her hotter now than I did before.

Alobar is on crack.

[ThaSaltCracka]

yes he is.

As for why there wasn't a pic, I couldn't easily find a pic of her from 1996-97. She was [censored] hot then.

[Blarg]

Now that's a turn-around -- guys need to take hetero pills because they find a woman sexy -- haha.

[daryn]

yeah i didn't get that one either.



"what? you guys think that chick is hot??? ... well,.. YOU GUYS ARE GAY!"

[Alobar]

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yeah i didn't get that one either.



"what? you guys think that chick is hot??? ... well,.. YOU GUYS ARE GAY!"

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Im saying that if you think THAT chick is hot, you obviously dont know what a good looking women is, and therefore you are prolly just a closet [censored] with a ben affleck screen saver.

[Alobar]

anyone else find it kind of funny that h.omo is censored, but faggot isnt?

[daryn]

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yeah i didn't get that one either.



"what? you guys think that chick is hot??? ... well,.. YOU GUYS ARE GAY!"

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Im saying that if you think THAT chick is hot, you obviously dont know what a good looking women is, and therefore you are prolly just a closet [censored] with a ben affleck screen saver.

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not that i'm saying the mariah of today is hot (i'm not) but i'd wager that most of the married people on here are not married to a woman as good looking as mariah. does that make all of them gay as well?

[Lazymeatball]

Wouldn't a guy who is more heterosexual be more willing to sleep with less attractive women than a man who is borderline bisexual?
Your judgements about Mariah Carey aside, you argument that guys who like women whom you don't find attractive are gay is bunk. You are more likely the one with the Ben Affleck screensaver if you wouldn't bang Mariah Carey, even in her fall from glory.

(ps. being crazy makes her more attractive, not less)

[Alobar]

[censored] ugly women doesnt make you gay, just makes you horny.

So if crazy women are hot, you must have a huge think for whitney houston, yes?

[Alobar]

would these same men post on an internet forum how hot their wives are?? I would make serious fun of them if they did /images/graemlins/smile.gif

I dont actually think anyone who thinks mariah is hot is gay, I just question their taste in women. And if they have poor taste in women, then maybe its because they really just like men and are confused, and that confusion causes them to think mariah carey is hot /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[daryn]

he didn't say crazy women are hot, he just said being crazy is a plus not a minus.

i hate poor logic /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Alobar]

it depends on the crazy.

crazy like mariah and whitney is a turn off

crazy like madonna and christina is a turn on

[daryn]

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would these same men post on an internet forum how hot their wives are?? I would make serious fun of them if they did /images/graemlins/smile.gif

I dont actually think anyone who thinks mariah is hot is gay, I just question their taste in women. And if they have poor taste in women, then maybe its because they really just like men and are confused, and that confusion causes them to think mariah carey is hot /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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nah

[daryn]

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it depends on the crazy.

crazy like mariah and whitney is a turn off

crazy like madonna and christina is a turn on

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wow.. you just might have it exactly backwards!

[Alobar]

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it depends on the crazy.

crazy like mariah and whitney is a turn off

crazy like madonna and christina is a turn on

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wow.. you just might have it exactly backwards!

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so you like crazy "I let my husband beat me, I smoke crack in the back of allys" over crazy "I shove objects up my pussy and would ride you until you popped liked champaign".

I gotta disagree there man

[Lazymeatball]

Your argument that men who have poor taste in women are gay is fraudulent. If anything Gay men probably have much better taste as far as which women they think are attractive. If there ever was a women who could make a h.omo switch teams, it would be a really attractive one, not some pig. Therefore any guy that goes slumming with skanks is obviously not Gay. (The noteable exception being Star Jones's new husband).

Again, your logic is horrible, and if you wouldn't bang Mariah Carey (even though she's not as super hot as she used to be) given the option, then just rip your sack off now.



and as far as the which kinds of crazy is attractive, Whitney Houston, not attractive. Mariah Carey's breakdown makes her more attractive. Madonna, not so much anymore, maybe in her youth, but this independent woman Kaballa &lt;sp&gt; stuff is annoying, Aguillera, crazy skankiness makes her more attractive.

[Alobar]

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Therefore any guy that goes slumming with skanks is obviously not Gay. (The noteable exception being Star Jones's new husband).

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LOL!!

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Again, your logic is horrible, and if you wouldn't bang Mariah Carey (even though she's not as super hot as she used to be) given the option, then just rip your sack off now.

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Do you guys really think I think the people who think mariah is hot, are gay? It was just the first insult I came up with to slander the people with poor taste in women. I am now trying to defend it because I am bored and just finished a 2K hand session (Ponks I own you!!) and have nothing better to do /images/graemlins/smile.gif

And no, if mariah walked up to me right now and wanted sex I wouldnt give it to her. I'd honestly rather spank off to porn than stick it in her used and abused tired old hole.



yeah, I meant madonna in her youth....her "crazy" now is just annoying.

[Alobar]

how did you get your "quote" in spanish? heh

[Lazymeatball]

Ok, You're forgiven. Basically you goofed on your original insult, and then when you got called out on it, you painted yourself into a corner.

[daryn]

lo siento, pero no hablo español chico.

[Lazymeatball]

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how did you get your "quote" in spanish? heh

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[Alobar]

that just turns everything into a different language, where as now, everything is in english except for whenever daryn "quotes" something, which is in a different language

[brassnuts]

Am I the only one who find the outcome of this pole interesting. The ammount of relative votes for 7 is huge. For something as subjective as this, I find it pretty amazing that so many people would agree. FWIW I also voted 7.

[ThaSaltCracka]

well, she is a 7 now. She looks good enough to be a 7. I think the overall sexiness/whoriness or here makes her a very solid 7. When I was younger though she may have very easily of been a 10, to me atleast.

[Lazymeatball]

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that just turns everything into a different language, where as now, everything is in english except for whenever daryn "quotes" something, which is in a different language

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try quoting something with the language change on


ps. Daryn, what does 'virgolette' mean?

[River2Pair]

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Am I the only one who find the outcome of this pole interesting. The ammount of relative votes for 7 is huge. For something as subjective as this, I find it pretty amazing that so many people would agree. FWIW I also voted 7.

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Well, most men would agree that to be a 9 or a 10, a woman would have to be age 18-24 in most cases, possibly 24 to 32 if she works out a lot and takes care of herself. Mariah is 34, and has lived the pop star lifestyle since 1990, which will put a lot of extra miles on the odometer.

Compared to the female population, she is undoutedly above average, so that eliminates five and under. So now the question is 6, 7, or 8.

An 8 would be the hottest of the hot 34 year old women, and I don't think that's quite her, but 6 seems too low.

That's how I decided on 7.

[BeerMoney]

I'd hit it till my package falls off.

[daryn]

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that just turns everything into a different language, where as now, everything is in english except for whenever daryn "quotes" something, which is in a different language

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try quoting something with the language change on


ps. Daryn, what does 'virgolette' mean?

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it means quotation marks.

[Blarg]

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a woman would have to be age 18-24 in most cases, possibly 24 to 32 if she works out a lot

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A good attempt at logic in your post, which is commendable, but the quote above shows where that falls short. There are plenty of women 24 to 32 who are beautiful; they don't all have to be super athletes or anything either -- very few 18 to 24 year olds are. Women aren't fat or ugly or grey or droopy by definition once they hit 25.

Being naturally beautiful can all by itself negate a lot of the problems with age, especially if you're still talking about a woman in her mid 20's to early 30's -- many of them are not hagged out at all by then. A lot of times they just come fully into their curves then.

A lot depends basically just on how they take care of themselves. A woman can start to look older or more tired and saggy in an almost explosive fashion, aging 10 years in two or three, but since we're talking about the differences between an 8 and a 9 or a 10, we're already leaving those women out.

Besides, I like women out of their early 20's most of the time -- a lot of them know what they want and how to get it., and the excitment of playing stupid games and being played has wound down a little. Less baloney you have to put up with. You're less likely to find their place is full of teddy bears and unicorns. An altogether much warmer and sexier experience.

[One Word Answer]

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[B Dids]

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so you like crazy "I let my husband beat me, I smoke crack in the back of allys" over crazy "I shove objects up my pussy and would ride you until you popped liked champaign".

I gotta disagree there man

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I see Mariah as more from the 2nd than the first- but that's just me.

Whitney isn't crazy- she's a crackhead. That's different.