fake ID

[theBruiser500]

can anyone help me get a fake ID? the money really isn't an issue, unless the price is outrageous. i'm more concerned about getting a quality ID from a reliable source. any help would be much appreciated. PM me if you don't want ot post it here. thanks

[Usul]

Just move to Canada dude. You can drink at eighteen and the beer is way better.

[wacki]

You need to be a little more carefull. Homeland Security takes fake ID's very seriously. The feds come down on you if you get caught making even state ID's.

There is so much wrong with this post it is not even funny.

[BusterStacks]

I can get laminated ones for 100, real ones for 500.

[Danenania]

Yeah, um, PM me too please.

[Usul]

There's nothing wrong with a good fake ID. I dare say it's a right of passage. Fight the man!

[wacki]

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I can get laminated ones for 100, real ones for 500.

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And if you know some shady Mexicans they you can get ones that check out when the cops scan them. Trust me I know how all that stuff works.

You seem like a decent kid. Don't be so stupid. You've already been on house arrest. Your going to end up in even more trouble. At least do yourself one favor and don't do anything that will get you into serious trouble (like drugs!) because as sloppy as you are it's only a matter of time before you get hurt. And if you are going to get hurt make sure you don't hurt anyone else (especially those you care about) in the process. It sucks, but I have no doubt you are going to learn the hard way.

[theBruiser500]

the law that says i have to be 21 to get alcohol is really stupid

[wacki]

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the law that says i have to be 21 to get alcohol is really stupid

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I agree.

[theBruiser500]

i didn't realize how stupid it was a couple years ago, but now i see it's the most retarded law ever, it makes me angry

[wacki]

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i didn't realize how stupid it was a couple years ago, but now i see it's the most retarded law ever, it makes me angry

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Whats retarded is that this post is enough to get you in trouble. Trying/soliciting to buy a fake ID, which is something you left permanent proof by starting this thread, is enough to get you a class A misdemeanor in most states. What's even more retarded is that you don't realize this. You have a lot of hard lessons ahead of you.

Crazy, not clumsy.

[young nut]

what happened to the good old days when people settled disputes with a man to man (civilized) fight, cops didn't really care too much about drinking, and people just stuck to the good old basics of marijuana and liquor. I really wish we could go back to this time. This country seems like it has gotten new, stricter parents.

You can't settle things with a good fight anymore, the cops with haul you off as soon as a punch is thrown. This is lame. I love hearing stories from my grandfather about how people would just take their arguments outside and fight until everything was resloved. Nothing got out of line, no stupid guns or knives or worries about getting jumped by the other guy's "posse"

As far as alcohol goes, our laws are pretty lame. They remind me of those rules that strict mothers make for their 18 year old children because "they want to protect and hold on to their babies!!!" It is really silly that we can be obligated to pay taxes, have the right to vote, and fight in our nation's army.....but we can't have a sip of beer. I don't think it is wrong at all for someone 18 or over to use a fake ID. I look at it like a protest against our out-of-date laws. If you get caught, you suffer the consequenses. No big deal. I am not a parent, but I would rather my kids at least know what it feels like to drink alcohol and know how to handle it before they move out on their own and have to discover drinking among a pretty bad introductary crowd.

And as far as most kids treat partying these days, it is pretty sad. prescription drugs and designer drugs are so pointless, disgusting and harmful that I don't even want to get into it. There used to be nothing wrong with having a good time with some pot and beer. Now people feel the need to take things to the extreme, and I think it is the actions of these folks who make our laws so ridiculous. It just seems that beer and ganja just aren't enough for people now.

[dr. klopek]

What do you look like dude? Can you grow a beard? I'll give you mine if you can pull off the klopek.

[jimymat]

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[jimymat]

Liquor, gambling, terrorists activities, want to pose as a minor to sneak into a NAMBLA meeting? State your purpose Bruiser.

[ethan]

Asking for one here probably isn't the best plan. You have 30,000 college students living in your town (assuming you're still at UMass), someone will be able to help you out. You're clearly not the only one of those 30,000 who wants beer.

[beerbandit]

im old enough but i know several people that have a real id that was someone elses and they just look really similar. it seems to always work that i know of. just take their old one and give them the cash to get a new one.

cheers

[jakethebake]

If you live in a college town surely there's those one or two places that every college town has that will sell to you regardless of age. By way of identifying them, they're usually run by Indians or some other first-generation Asian person, or possibly an old hippy.

[MMMMMM]

Jeez.

When I was 14, some friends and I used to go near a liquor store on occasion and ask some nice-appearing regular-looking guy to buy us a six-pack, as he was going in anyway. It worked often enough.

When I was 15 or 16 I walked in and tried it myself. It worked once and failed once.

You could probably get in trouble today for both of the above, but not nearly so much as for fake ID.

Or you could learn to homebrew. That's what I did when I was 16 or 17, and it tasted great and was pretty strong beer too. Plus I learned to make dandelion wine and mead. I think the dandelion wine recipe may be in Euell Gibbons' book, Stalking The Wild Asparagus. The dandelion wine was nice, the mead was lousy.

If you're looking to go to bars and casinos with your ID, you could try growing a mustache which tends to make people look older. Don't dress with a backwards baseball cap, baggy pants or anything associated with hip-hop. Try conservative business sort of attire (or at least a quality golf shirt and Dockers), a neat haircut, and maybe a neat mustache (as long as you can grow a real one, not a skimpy one), and I bet you'll pass at some places. Don't try bars that check all IDs on admittance.

You may have better luck getting past security in casinos than ordering drinks in a bar.

[ThaSaltCracka]

for real, what do you need the ID for. Going to Casinos or going to bars?

Why don't you just wait man, its really not worth the price or the risk of getting caught. Besides, half the time the ID's work and other half they don't.

[ethan]

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Or you could learn to homebrew. That's what I did when I was 16 or 17, and it tasted great and was pretty strong beer too. Plus I learned to make dandelion wine and mead. I think the dandelion wine recipe may be in Euell Gibbons' book, Stalking The Wild Asparagus. The dandelion wine was nice, the mead was lousy.

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This is good advice. It's a skill more people should develop.

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If you're looking to go to bars and casinos with your ID, you could try growing a mustache which tends to make people look older.

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This will make it more likely they'll check your ID, because people grow mustaches to look older.

[Topflight]

Mustache. hahaha!

[MMMMMM]

I don't really like mustaches, but it just might help the Bruiser (unless Ethan is right).

At least, if it doesn't work out he could try a new style of mustache, and then another...he might even favor us with a trip report.

What style of mustache do you suppose would be best for purposes of getting past casino security?

[Lazymeatball]

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[ethan]

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I don't really like mustaches, but it just might help the Bruiser (unless Ethan is right).

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If he's still in Amherst, he's just out of luck without a decent ID. They still ID my parents when they buy beer with dinner, and they're both (visibly-)well-over 60. That town cards.

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At least, if it doesn't work out he could try a new style of mustache, and then another...he might even favor us with a trip report.


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This would be awesome, and Bruiser should do it.

[wacki]

For all of you who think I was being way to anal retentive maybe you should check this out:


Minger said in the spring of 2002, IUPD made a huge bust of a fake ID ring.

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Minger said the students were caught after IUPD subpoenaed the students' instant messenger service where they were selling their false IDs.

He said there were no clues to how many they sold or how much they sold them for, but he said it looked to be an advanced operation.

http://www.idsnews.com/story.php?id=18836

The article doesn't talk about this, but the cops actually used the kids AOL IM ID after busting him to set up a sting to catch other people who were trying to get fake ID's. This was their huge "fake ID ring" bust. This wasn't the first time, or the last time that something like this happened at IU. Can you imagine getting arrested because you are talking about buying a fake ID with AOL instant messenger? What's even crazier is that each time the feds were the ones that dealt with the kid (most of which were freshmen) who was making the ID's. I understand why they lost their sense of humor about this stuff, but damn... It sure was a whole lot different when I was 18.

[beerbandit]

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When I was 14, some friends and I used to go near a liquor store on occasion and ask some nice-appearing regular-looking guy to buy us a six-pack, as he was going in anyway.

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[censored], when i was 14 i think i was still playing in the sand box. im sure my livers glad that i didnt start that early....damn.


cheers

[elwoodblues]

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and maybe a neat mustache

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Worst advice ever. He wants to look 21, not like a porn star.

[daryn]

i doubt bruiser wants to drink (that much). he probably just wants to be able to get into poker rooms and bars and clubs, etc.

[ThaSaltCracka]

oh, well I imagine that its probably pretty easy to get into most clubs and bars with a good fake ID, poker rooms(especially at a big casino) are a different beast though, they take that stuff really serious.

[wacki]

Bruiser, it's a lot easier for us to help you if you tell us what you are trying to do. What do you want to do? Drink? Or get into card rooms?

[1800GAMBLER]

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the law that says i have to be 21 to get alcohol is really stupid

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How many times in your lifetime have you been drunk?

It seems like bahamas is going to be in your early drinking stages and your first all drunken holiday /images/graemlins/smile.gif

I'm going to be drunk 6 out of the 7 nights in bahamas, 5 out of 7 if i make the last table since i don't want to be hung over, but anyway, you should aim for 5 nights out of 7 too.

[theBruiser500]

"poker rooms(especially at a big casino) are a different beast though, they take that stuff really serious."

Are you being sarcastic? Granted, I don't have a lot of experience with this but the few times I have tried sneaking in to the Bellagio they didn't care. Also all my friends constantly sneak into Foxwoods without a problem. I haven't tried yet, and they might not even card me but they probably will because I look young... but I don't want to have to even worry about it.

[theBruiser500]

"Bruiser, it's a lot easier for us to help you if you tell us what you are trying to do. What do you want to do? Drink? Or get into card rooms?"

Get into card rooms but I wouldn't be surprised if I ended up using it to drink either.

[daryn]

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oh, well I imagine that its probably pretty easy to get into most clubs and bars with a good fake ID, poker rooms(especially at a big casino) are a different beast though, they take that stuff really serious.

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evidently you have never been to foxwoods /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[ThaSaltCracka]

well, what I meant was, if you get caught with a fake ID at a bar, they usually take it and kick you out. Casinos on the other hand call the cops and prosecute, because they don't want to get sued.

[spamuell]

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well, what I meant was, if you get caught with a fake ID at a bar, they usually take it and kick you out. Casinos on the other hand call the cops and prosecute, because they don't want to get sued.

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Do you know what the consequences would be if someone from the UK uses a fake ID in the US?

Also, if I'm using some sort of "European Identity Card", does anyone actually know enough about these to tell if they're fake when they look real?

[ThaSaltCracka]

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Do you know what the consequences would be if someone from the UK uses a fake ID in the US?

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[JTG51]

Do you know what the consequences would be if someone from the UK uses a fake ID in the US?

They'd most likely be sent to Guantanamo Bay for 'questioning'.

[mmcd]

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I can get laminated ones for 100, real ones for 500.

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Define real.

I've been over 21 for a while now, so I have no real use for a fake id per se, but I could definately see how having a legitimate alternate identity could come in handy.

Are these good enough to use to open bank accounts, show to cops, etc.?

[IndieMatty]

Don't you have any ghettos near you? Or shady bars that cater to kids.

I grew up in Long Island and went to school in the Bronx, and have been drinking consistantly since 16..never had a fake ID.

[MMMMMM]

er, now that I think back on it, that was at age 15 not 14.

[wacki]

Bruiser,

If you want alcohol you can pay someone older than you (like someones brother) to pick some up. You can stand outside a liqour store and ask young/harley davidson looking people that walk in. Or you can go into the bad parts of town.

For fake ID's always deal in person. Never do a deal over the internet. You can talk to people who work at local mexican restaurants and see what they can come up with.

Your best bet is to find someone that looks remotely like you and use a legit one. Take their ID and ask them to get a replacement. There normally is less punishment/questions for misrepresenting vs. using a completely fake ID. For cards, well it looks like Foxwoods might treat you well.

Good luck, and don't be stupid.

[Voltron87]

You say fake IDs I say where?

Thanks.

[BradleyT]

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Didn't anyone else laugh out loud at this one?

[NLSoldier]

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Are you being sarcastic? Granted, I don't have a lot of experience with this but the few times I have tried sneaking in to the Bellagio they didn't care. Also all my friends constantly sneak into Foxwoods without a problem. I haven't tried yet, and they might not even card me but they probably will because I look young... but I don't want to have to even worry about it.


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I am in the exact same situation. So far I am 2/2 at getting in to 21+ casinos, but I don't want to have to worry about it. I don't have a car so it would really suck if someone came and picked me up and drove me to Oceans and then I got carded and so we would both have to leave. I would also like to go to vegas next semester and it would suck if I went and then got kicked out of the card rooms that I wanted to play in.

It would also be nice to be able to go pick up a case of beer on my own instead of having to rely on older kids, especially since most kids over 21 live off campus and at least like 10 min away. Back home it wasnt a problem because a bunch of my friends worked at a really shady liqour store.

[ThaSaltCracka]

who is that?

[BradleyT]

thebruise with a cheezy photoshop moustache by lazymeatball.

[ThaSaltCracka]

thats the Bruiser?

[spamuell]

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thats the Bruiser?

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http://www.dannyashman.com/

[_2000Flushes]

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you could try growing a mustache which tends to make people look older.

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I just grew a combover. Worked like a charm.

-2kF

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