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ChristinaB
11-30-2004, 10:01 AM
I nominate Danny DeVito, James Woods, and Bea Arthur.
the42
11-30-2004, 10:15 AM
me...my weiner is very small
Bukem_
11-30-2004, 10:23 AM
I thought Kathy Bates already answered this question for us.
The Dude
11-30-2004, 10:33 AM
Anybody with a Y chromosome.
nicky g
11-30-2004, 10:35 AM
Nah. I'd far rather have to watch some bloke naked than say the old woman from Titanic.
Dilbert
11-30-2004, 10:38 AM
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Nah. I'd far rather have to watch some bloke naked than say the old woman from Titanic.

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A bit off topic, but I prefer to see a nude actress with a little flesh on them - like Kate Winslet in Titanic.

Zellweger was also much better before she became so thin. /images/graemlins/frown.gif
Rushmore
11-30-2004, 10:51 AM
Stole my answer, you bastard.

And she did it TWICE, in About Schmidt AND that other movie where they're missionaries in the jungle...The Mosquito Coast?

Anyway, I'm just glad she is "self-actualized" enough to have "validated" her own "beauty" enough to not be overly "self-conscious" about her body.

Thanks a lot, Oprah.
Rushmore
11-30-2004, 10:54 AM
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A bit off topic, but I prefer to see a nude actress with a little flesh on them - like Kate Winslet in Titanic.

Zellweger was also much better before she became so thin.

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Exactly. I mean, seriously, who wants to see Lara Flynn Boyle naked? Or Calista Flockhart?

I generally do not care much for 12 year-old boys, even if they ARE tall and have their own television programs.
beerbandit
11-30-2004, 10:54 AM
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bloke

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hehe, sounds right to me


cheers
B00T
11-30-2004, 10:57 AM
Dennis Franz has still scared me from City Of Angels. Thank god it was only his "titanic" ass.
the42
11-30-2004, 11:07 AM
Big Lips and Wide Hips. WOOOOHOOOO I'm all in

Kate Winslet is hot.
jakethebake
11-30-2004, 11:24 AM
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A bit off topic, but I prefer to see a nude actress with a little flesh on them - like Kate Winslet in Titanic.

Zellweger was also much better before she became so thin. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Agreed.
2planka
11-30-2004, 11:34 AM
Off the top of my noggin,

John Goodman
Roseanne
Mini Me
Andy Dick
Harvey Keitel (that wasn't really his)
Robin Williams
Blarg
11-30-2004, 02:49 PM
Roseanne Barr, Richard Simmons(not an actor, but ... I can barely watch the guy for five seconds w/o getting annoyed as hell)
dr. klopek
12-01-2004, 07:17 AM
Haley Joel what's-his-face from "The Sixth Sense."
Lazymeatball
12-01-2004, 07:35 AM
Mini Me? C'mon, you don't think that would be funny? Aren't you curious as to whether or not everything is 'proportional?'
I'm not saying I'd like to see Verne Troyer in the buff, but there are many people I'd rather not see naked before him, Michael Moore for example.
Dilbert
12-01-2004, 08:01 AM
This pig is not exactly an "actor", but I would like to see this program:

Pig not degraded by televised sexual experience, British watchdog rules (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1516&ncid=1516&e=4&u=/afp/20041129/od_afp/afplifestyle_animal_041129171207)
jakethebake
12-01-2004, 10:05 AM
...especially since it would probably involve him with another man. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
stabn
12-01-2004, 02:39 PM
Didn't he do one?