If I bought a crushed-velvet jumpsuit

[Billy Baroo]

Provided, of course, that I put it on

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There are a very few situations where having this will be +EV or even +PV. However these situations are few and very far between and you must manage your bankroll carefully.

NT

[PoBoy321]

Let me just say that I don't have anything to contribute, but I have 99 posts right now and really want to make it 100, so here's to triple digits.

I actually think that a crushed velvet jumpsuit would be pretty cool. Remember that episode of Seinfeld where George got a velvet jumpsuit? He got all the ladies and I think that you would too.